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Daddy, would you like a sandwich, with all your favourite things...? Join one little girl on her quest to make her father the perfect sandwich, whether he likes it or not... You''re in for a wicked surprise!From Squishy McFluff author Pip Jones and bright new talent Laura Hughes, this is a brilliantly funny and charming picture book perfect for ages 3+ and for Fathers'' Day gifts.''A delightful treat of a story'' Guardian, Best New Children''s Books''What small child would not love this amazing picture book to bits!'' Books for Keeps

Objev podobné jako Daddy's Sandwich - Pip Jones

Meet Izzy Gizmo – a fabulously feisty new character from Pip Jones (Squishy McFluff; Daddy's Sandwich) brought brilliantly to life with exuberant and detailed illustrations from the best-selling illustrator of TheDetective Dog, Sara Ogilvie.Izzy Gizmo, a girl who LOVED to invent,carried her tool bag wherever she wentin case she discovered a thing to be mended,or a gadget to tweak to make to make it more splendid.Izabelle Gizmo just loves to invent, but her inventions never seem to work the way she wants them to. And that makes her really CROSS! When she finds a crow with a broken wing she just has to help. But will she be able to put her frustrations to one side and help her new friend to fly again? Shortlisted for the Sainsbury’s Children’s Book Prize 2017, this empowering book is perfect for fans of Rosie Revere, Engineer, Fantastically Great Women Who Changed the World and Good Night Stories for Rebel Girls. Join Izzy and Fixer for more machine mayhem in the brilliant follow-up story, Izzy Gizmo and the Invention Convention. ‘Jones’s loping, engaging rhymes and Ogilvie’s vivacious images evoke both inspiration and frustration’ The Guardian ‘If you’re looking for a new book with a ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Izzy Gizmo - Pip Jones

A collection of "side-splitting" jokes collected from dads around the world, all of whom think they are hilarious Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn''t peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that "it''s in the way that you tell them," dads have always been renowned for being truly godawful joke tellers. Whether it''s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline, or it just simply being a terrible joke to begin with, dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to be funny. This collection is full to the brim with jokes that only dad would dare tell—jokes that will make you groan, sigh, and then probably groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so terrible they blossom into actual ribticklers—but don''t tell your dad that, it will only encourage him.

Objev podobné jako The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes - Ian Allen

prostěradlo Dadka 02131C-000PURPURA
prostěradlo Dadka bavlna zelená
nástěnná police Joda 2 bílá
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jídelní sada JONA s přírodním dekorem
bambusová nástěnná polička Joda 1
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dřezová baterie JOGA PLUS šedá
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A sausage dog discovers that, despite being small, she has strengths of her very own in this adorable gem from bestselling author Pip Jones, perfect for dog lovers.A little sausage dog discovers that she has strengths of her very own in this adorable gem from bestselling author Pip Jones, perfect for dog lovers.Peggy the sausage dog feels really sad when she finds she’s too small to really compete with the other dogs at puppy school. Her little legs and long body make it hard for her to jump high or run very fast. But when one of her school friends has a dangerous fall, it’s Peggy who comes to the rescue, proving that heroes come in all different sizes!

Objev podobné jako Peggy Little-Legs - Pip Jones

Gus loves the hedgehog in his nan’s garden – but what happens to Huffkin in the winter? This beautiful fiction story was written by Pip Jones.Gus loves the hedgehog in his nan’s garden – but what happens to Huffkin in the winter? This beautiful fiction story was written by Pip Jones.Blue/Band 4 offers longer, repeated patterns with sequential events and integrated literary and natural language. Non-fiction uses signs, labels and diagrams.This book focuses on adjacent consonants with long vowel phonemes.Pages 14 and 15 allow children to re-visit the content of the book, supporting comprehension skills, vocabulary development and recall.Reading notes within the book provide practical support for reading Big Cat Phonics for Letters and Sounds with children, including a list of all the sounds and words that the book will cover.

Objev podobné jako Huffkin - Pip Jones

From the funniest voice in young fiction today, the first in an irresistible series for young readers about imaginary friends in hilarious rhyming text and with adorable illustrations by Ella Okstad.''Can you see him? My kitten? Close your eyes tightHis fur is so soft and all silvery whiteImagine him quick! Have you imagined enough?Oh, good, you can see him! It''s Squishy McFluff!''When Ava discovers an imaginary cat in the cabbage patch, she knows she''s found a new best friend. Together, Ava and Squishy McFluff get up to all kinds of mischief . . .Told in full colour throughout, this is the perfect stepping stone from picture books to older fiction. Bright new talent Pip Jones gives a hilarious, quirky twist to everyday experiences for readers aged 5+.''A surefire hit.'' Guardian''Charming.'' The Times''Bound to ensure catisfaction.’ Independent‘Cleverly bridging the gap between picture books and longer fiction, the lovable Squishy is certain to be a success with under-sevens.’ BookTrust‘In delightful rhyme reminiscent of Dr Seuss, this charmingly illustrated book is bound to become a bedtime fave.’ Gurgle

Objev podobné jako Squishy McFluff: The Invisible Cat! - Pip Jones

A little mouse searches for the courage to save her home and make her squeak heard, in this touching Little Gem from the award-winning author of Izzy GizzmoCrumbs on the counter, morsels on the floor – there should be plenty of food for Minetta the mouse to eat in Hollyhock House …But the Ruling Rats are running rampage every night, taking the best of everything for themselves. Minetta has decided that enough is enough – it’s time the rats learn to share. The trouble is, Minetta is so small and her voice just a squeak. How will she ever make them listen …?A gorgeous Little Gem about finding the courage to make your voice heard from Pip Jones the award-winning author of Izzy Gizzmo.

Objev podobné jako Madam Squeaker - Pip Jones

From the funniest voice in young fiction today, the fifth in this irresistible series for young readers about imaginary friends in hilarious rhyming text and with adorable illustrations by Ella Okstad.Ava danced round her room,Shouting: "Hip hip hooray!It''s holiday time!And we''re going today!"Ava is excited to be going on holiday to the seaside. But with Squishy McFluff, the mischievous invisible cat coming along things are bound to get very, very silly . . .Rising star Pip Jones continues to give her quirky twist to everyday experiences in this warm and humorous series. The jaunty rhyming text is perfect for reading aloud, and Ella Okstad''s gorgeous, distinctive illustrations will help more confident readers learn to read by themselves for the first time.''A surefire hit.'' Guardian''Charming.'' The Times''Bound to ensure catisfaction.’ Independent‘Cleverly bridging the gap between picture books and longer fiction, the lovable Squishy is certain to be a success with under-sevens.’ BookTrust‘In delightful rhyme reminiscent of Dr Seuss, this charmingly illustrated book is bound to become a bedtime fave.’ Gurgle

Objev podobné jako Squishy McFluff: Seaside Rescue! - Pip Jones

Shortlisted for the Man Booker Prize''Lloyd Jones brings to life the transformative power of fiction . . . This is a beautiful book'' Sunday Times''You cannot pretend to read a book. Your eyes will give you away. So will your breathing. A person entranced by a book simply forgets to breathe. The house can catch alight and a reader deep in a book will not look up until the wallpaper is in flames.'' Bougainville, 1991. A small village on a lush tropical island in the South Pacific. Eighty-six days have passed since Matilda''s last day of school as, quietly, war is encroaching from the other end of the island. When the villagers'' safe, predictable lives come to a halt, Bougainville''s children are surprised to find the island''s only white man, a recluse, re-opening the school. Pop Eye, aka Mr Watts, explains he will introduce the children to Mr Dickens. Matilda and the others think a foreigner is coming to the island and prepare a list of much needed items. They are shocked to discover their acquaintance with Mr Dickens will be through Mr Watts'' inspiring reading of Great Expectations. But on an island at war, the power of fiction has ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Mister Pip - Jones Lloyd

Mummy''s going away for three whole days!She''s bound to miss home very much, so Ruby Roo decides to pack a suitcase with all the things she knows Mummy loves best.Uh-oh. Mummy''s in for a wicked surprise!Join Ruby Roo and Barney Boo in the latest picture book sensation from Pip Jones – the funniest voice in young fiction today – and rising star illustrator, Laura Hughes.

Objev podobné jako Mummy's Suitcase - Pip Jones

Ava is off on her first camping holiday! And of course Squishy will come too.... But when Ava repacks Dad''s bags with FUN camping accessories like her teddy, she forgets to include the tent. Luckily Idris and his invisible puppy Farida are staying at the same campsite and they are expert camp builders. So ensues some competitive camp building which becomes more and more far fetched - until Ava hits on a cunning plan to win the day some other way. Idris thinks his puppy is the best and he says he can SEE Squishy, but how will he deal with a giant invisible BEAR?!Pip Jones''s joshing humour and pacy rhyme is full of charm, and beautifully reflects those competitive conversations we all know so well. With a happy ending, and a new friendship gained, this story is sure to win hearts and inspire camping holidays!

Objev podobné jako Squishy McFluff's Camping Adventure! - Pip Jones

Napínací prostěradlo z froté materiálu o rozměrech 90×200 cm v růžové barvě. Materiál je příjemný na dotek, hřeje a nemačká se. Výrobek je určen pro zlepšení komfortu spánku.

• Vyrobeno z příjemného a hřejivého froté materiálu
• Napínací konstrukce zajišťuje pevné uchycení na matraci
• Růžová barva dodává ložnici estetický vzhled
• Rozměr 90×200 cm je ideální pro jednolůžkové postele

Objev podobné jako Dadka Froté prostěradlo purpur 90×200×15 cm (02131C-000PURPURA)

Scrub Daddy BBQ Daddy je čistič na grily s čistící hlavou, která mění tvrdost podle teploty. Obsahuje ArmorTec síťovinu s nerezovými vlákny, integrovanou škrabku a výsuvný hák. Součástí je také vestavěný otvírák na lahve.

• Čistící hlava FlexTexture® mění tvrdost podle teploty vody a páry pro efektivní čištění.
• ArmorTec síťovina s nerezovými vlákny důkladně čistí bez poškrábání grilovacího roštu.
• Integrovaná nerezová škrabka a výsuvný hák zvyšují praktičnost při údržbě grilu.
• Vestavěný otvírák na lahve přidává funkčnost pro pohodlí při grilování.

Objev podobné jako Scrub Daddy BBQ Daddy čistič na grily

Motorola PIP 1200 je bezdrátová dětská video chůvička s displejem 2,8 palce. Nabízí noční vidění, monitorování teploty a dvousměrnou komunikaci. Dosah za ideálních podmínek je až 300 metrů.

• Infračervené noční vidění pro sledování za tmy
• Dvousměrná komunikace a vestavěné ukolébavky
• Monitorování teploty místnosti s volbou jednotek
• Bezdrátový dosah až 300 metrů na volném prostranství

Objev podobné jako PIP 1200 Dětská video chůvička MOTOROLA

Prostěradlo Dadka o rozměrech 140×240 cm je vyrobeno z bavlny. Materiál zajišťuje stálou velikost a minimální seprání. Zelená barva doplňuje vzhled lůžkoviny.

• Vyrobeno z kvalitní bavlny
• Stálá velikost a minimální seprání
• Pohodlné a neruší spánek
• Rozměry 140 × 240 cm

Objev podobné jako Dadka Bavlněná plachta zelená 140×240 cm (02401A-05BAZELENA)

Tubbz kachnička představuje postavu Joeyho Tribbianiho ze seriálu Přátelé v miniaturizované podobě o velikosti 5,5 cm. Jedná se o sběratelský předmět určený především fanouškům seriálu. Výrobek je vhodný pro děti od šesti let věku.

• Autentická podoba Joeyho Tribbianiho z kultovního seriálu
• Kompaktní velikost 5,5 cm vhodná k vystavení
• Výhodná cena pro sběratelskou položku
• Vhodné pro děti od 6 let

Objev podobné jako Tubbz kachnička malá Přátelé - Joey Tribbiani

Jojo je panenka ze série Cry Babies Tiny Cuddles Monsters, inspirovaná animovaným seriálem z planety Tear. Patří do kolekce čtyř panenek a po naplnění vodou pláče barevné slzy. Je vhodná pro děti od 3 let a měří 25 cm.

• Pláče opravdové barevné slzy po naplnění vodou
• Inspirováno animovaným seriálem z planety Tear
• Barevné oblečení s motivem monster
• Vhodné pro děti od 3 let, výška 25 cm

Objev podobné jako Cry Babies Tiny Cuddles Stars Monsters Jojo

Sada obsahuje náušnice a jojo inspirované postavou Miraculous Beruška. Doplňky jsou určeny ke karnevalovým kostýmům pro holčičky od 4 let. Barevně ladí s červenými kostýmy dostupnými samostatně.

• Autentické doplňky k oblíbenému kostýmu Miraculous Beruška
• Vhodné pro děti již od 4 let
• Černočervené provedení ladící s kostýmem
• Obsahuje praktické jojo i náušnice v jednom balení

Objev podobné jako Rubie's Set Miraculous Beruška naušnice a jojo

Pánské turfy Joma TOP FLEX TF jsou navrženy pro fotbal na umělém trávníku. Svršek zajišťuje odolnost a přesné ovládání míče. Obuv kombinuje funkčnost s pohodlným nošením.

• Precizní provedení a kvalitní materiály
• Maximální odolnost svršku pro dlouhou životnost
• Vynikající ovladatelnost míče díky konstrukci
• Design optimalizovaný pro hru na umělém trávníku

Objev podobné jako Joma TOP FLEX TF Pánské turfy, žlutá, velikost

Elektronická kniha od učitele jógy Marka Stephense představuje jógové techniky pro zlepšení kvality spánku. Obsahuje sestavy pozic, dechová cvičení a meditace vhodné pro různé věkové skupiny a specifické potíže. Praktický návod využívá jógu jako nástroj pro celkovou regeneraci těla i mysli prostřednictvím kvalitního spánku.

• Autor je světově uznávaný učitel jógy Mark Stephens
• Obsahuje speciální cvičení pro konkrétní problémy (apnoe, deprese, vybuzení)
• Přizpůsobeno různým věkovým skupinám a jejich potřebám
• Kombinuje ásany, dechová cvičení a meditaci do uceleného systému

Objev podobné jako Jóga pro lepší spánek (978-80-264-3192-3)

Dřezová baterie JOGA PLUS je kuchyňská baterie v šedé barvě bez chromových doplňků. Disponuje keramickou hlavicí o průměru 35 mm a pohyblivým výtokem s tvarovanou pamětí. Součástí balení jsou dvě připojovací hadice dlouhé 45 cm.

• Šedá barva bez chromových doplňků pro jednotný vzhled
• Keramická hlavice 35 mm pro přesné ovládání průtoku vody
• Pohyblivý výtok s tvarovanou pamětí pro pohodlnou manipulaci
• Systém rychlé montáže pro snadnou instalaci

Objev podobné jako INVENA Dřezová baterie JOGA PLUS šedá BZ-32-P05-C

Joyo JF-315 Metal Head je ortodoxní metalový distortion pedál s hutným zvukem a dobrou čitelností. Nabízí základní ovladače hlasitosti, zkreslení a dvoupásmový ekvalizér. Funguje v režimu true bypass a napájí se 9V adaptérem.

• Hutný a čitelný metalový zvuk
• True bypass neovlivňuje signál
• Jednoduché ovládání a dvoupásmový ekvalizér
• Výborný poměr cena/výkon

Objev podobné jako Joyo JF-315 Metal Head

Your dad is hilarious. At least he thinks he is. Give him what he needs to navigate every party, cookout, or awkward office gathering—a giant collection of dad jokes. The jokes in Dad Jokes are not clever. They’re not even terribly funny. But there’s a universal appeal to these corny classics that will make you smile. Plus, they’re good, clean fun.Dad Jokes celebrates the kind of low-stakes humor that only a dad can master. Your dad will keep party guests and his co-workers in stitches, or at least keep them smirking, as he slings another dad-joke favorite. It’s the perfect compendium to keep on hand for whenever he needs to break the ice or change the subject at a social gathering. With 500 jokes that dad can tell to embarrass you and make you chuckle, the collection includes:PunsOne-linersWord play Fun imagery that reinforces the goofy dad sense of humorYou’ll cringe. You’ll groan. You’ll chuckle. You may even genuinely laugh. Your dad’s got the delivery skills to pull off these jokes in his own personal style.Look no further for the perfect Father’s Day present. Give him this gift of a never-ending source of jokes that he can turn to again and ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Dad Jokes - Editors of Chartwell Books

Why was the math book unhappy? Because it had too many problems!More than 750 knee-slapping dad jokes the whole family can enjoy together!You don''t have to be a dad to love and tell dad jokes. They''re for everybody (except skeletons who don''t have the guts to tell dad jokes). So, gather ''round, crack open this book, and start chuckling! The Big Book of Silly Dad Jokes boasts hundreds and hundreds of hilarious, pun-tastic, and supremely silly jokes and riddles that kids and adults of all ages can read and share for hours of fun. Bring it to the dinner table, take it on a road trip, or give it as a gift, and make sure the whole room is laughing. Kids will even find tips and tricks for how to write their own dad jokes!Fun for everyone—These wholesome, simple jokes are good, clean fun for kids, teens, parents, grandpa, grandma, and anyone who loves to laugh.Jokes for days—The fun and laughter goes on and on with the massive number of jokes in this joke book! Tell a few, pass it on, or read ahead so you can have your next dad joke at the ready.Amazingly giftable—This fun and silly book ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako The Big Book of Silly Dad Jokes - Chris Cate

A new collection of fantastically funny jokes from the Instagram sensation @DadSaysJokesTHE PERFECT FATHER'S DAY GIFTThe must-have joke collection from the Sunday Times bestsellers @DadSaysJokesQ: How can you tell a pig is hot?A: It's bacon. The iconic Instagram page @DadSaysJokes returns with a fresh batch of dad jokes to share with your nearest and dearest. Packed with jokes so bad that they're good, Dad Jokes: The Funniest Yet is the perfect gift for every occasion. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with more than 8 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favorites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking influencer, started his career at the tender age of 14 when he created his original platform, Football.Newz. He has since added another fourteen platforms, including @PubityPets and monster meme Instagram page @Pubity with over 40 million followers. This is his seventh book.

Objev podobné jako Dad Jokes: The Funniest Yet - Jokes Dad Says

THE SECOND COLLECTION FROM THE INSTAGRAM SENSATION @DADSAYSJOKESAll New Dad Jokes is the second book from the most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @DadSaysJokes. Now with a following of over 8 million across Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, All New Dad Jokes provides brand new gags guaranteed to leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure.@DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with more than 8 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers'' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking influencer, started his career at the tender age of 14 when he created his original platform, Football.Newz. He has since added 15 platforms including @pubity, the global feel-good news page that has almost 40 million followers. This is his second book. Q: Where do naughty rainbows go?A: Prism.

Objev podobné jako All New Dad Jokes - Jokes Dad Says

Dad Jokes: the good, the bad, and the terrible, a perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike!With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for even the most embarrassing of dads. Perfect for the father experts, new dads, and all the fathers-to-be, this is the ideal funny gift from any daughter, son, wife, or partner that celebrates how great (terrible) their jokes truly are! But remember-you don''t have to be a dad to tell dad jokes! Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. Great for Father''s Day, Christmas, white elephant, birthdays, and more!These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh:I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me."Dad, can you put my shoes on?""No, I don''t think they''ll fit me."I''m reading a book about anti-gravity. It''s impossible to put down!Q: What''s the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?A: The road.

Objev podobné jako Dad Jokes - Jimmy Niro

The newest collection of hysterical jokes from the hilarious Instagram account @DadSaysJokes - so bad they're good! THE EIGHTH COLLECTION FROM INSTAGRAM SENSATION @DADSAYSJOKES Q. What do astronauts put on their toast? A. Space jam! Instagram sensation @DadSaysJokes returns with another superb selection of hilariously cheesy jokes that will have your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with more than 10 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favorites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! From cheesy one-liners to playful puns, this is the perfect gift for dads who love to be the life of the party, as well as anyone who wants to relive a childhood full of 'bad' dad jokes.

Objev podobné jako Dad Jokes: Greatest of All Time - Jokes Dad Says

THE SIXTH COLLECTION FROM THE INSTAGRAM SENSATION @DADSAYSJOKESQ: What do you call a pig that does karate?A: A pork chop.The iconic Instagram page @DadSaysJokes returns with a fresh batch of dad jokes to share with your nearest and dearest. With cringeworthy gags for every occasion, Dad Jokes: The Laugh-out-loud Edition is the perfect gift for Father''s Day, birthdays, Christmastime and beyond.@DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with more than 8 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers'' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking influencer, started his career at the tender age of 14 when he created his original platform, Football.Newz. He has since added 15 platforms including @pubity, the global feel-good news page that has almost 40 million followers. This is his sixth book.

Objev podobné jako Dad Jokes: The Laugh-out-loud edition - Jokes Dad Says

THE FIFTH COLLECTION FROM THE INSTAGRAM SENSATION @DADSAYSJOKESQ: What do cars spread on their toast?A: Traffic jam.The hit Instagram page @DadSaysJokes returns with an all-new batch of hilarious dad jokes to share with friends and family. Back by popular demand, with hundreds of gags for every occasion, Dad Jokes: The Priceless Edition is the perfect gift for Father''s Day, birthdays, Christmastime and beyond.@DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with more than 8 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers'' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking influencer, started his career at the tender age of 14 when he created his original platform, Football.Newz. He has since added 15 platforms including @pubity, the global feel-good news page that has almost 40 million followers. This is his fifth book.

Objev podobné jako Dad Jokes: The Priceless Edition - Jokes Dad Says

The follow-up to Ian Allen’s uproarious Embarassing Dad Jokes, Even More Embarrassing DAD JOKES takes the ‘dad joke book’ to new dimensions!Even More Embarrassing DAD JOKES builds on the strength of Ian Allen’s original Embarrassing Dad Jokes book that has enjoyed regular strong sales in the US, UK and Australia. The chicken finally takes a break from crossing the road in this attractively packaged joke book, which majors on – among many other things – the beaver:What do you call a German beaver with an obsession for building dams on ladders?GötterdämmerungWhat’s a beaver’s least favourite film?The Dam BustersPacked with graphics and bursting with ideas, it is both funny and clever with winning punchlines on every page, from the grand master of the dad joke.What do you call a bear who leans on its paws?PaulineI wrote a great book on how to build a new staircase at home…It was a step-by-step guide.I met a woman who likes setting fire to banks. I said, ‘that’s a perfect job for you, Bernadette.’Why do Badgers dislike Wimbledon so much?They hate going to five sets.

Objev podobné jako Even More Embarrassing Dad Jokes - Ian Allen

THE FOURTH COLLECTION FROM THE INSTAGRAM SENSATION @DADSAYSJOKESQ: How does a penguin build a house? A: Igloos it together. The global Instagram sensation, @DadSaysJokes, returns for another collection of side-splitting gags to share with friends and family. Guaranteed to keep the laughs and groans coming in equal measure, the cheesy jokes inside will not disappoint.@DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with more than 8 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers'' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking influencer, started his career at the tender age of 14 when he created his original platform, Football.Newz. He has since added 15 platforms including @pubity, the global feel-good news page that has almost 40 million followers. This is his fourth book.

Objev podobné jako Dad Jokes: The Punny Edition - Jokes Dad Says

The most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @DadSaysJokes, returns with another collection of hilariously cringe-inducing gags for you to share with friends and family.@DadSaysJokes is a community-run Instagram account with more than 1.8 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers'' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking mastermind started his career at the tender age of 14, when he created his original platform, Football.Newz, to serve audiences for the World cup 2014. He has since added another nine platforms in different genres (of which @DadSaysJokes is one), with nine million followers and rising. This is his third book.Q: What do you call 52 pieces of bread?A: A deck of carbs

Objev podobné jako Dad Jokes: The Cheesy Edition - Jokes Dad Says

... And we're back!Dads, we see you. In a perpetual state of "Dad Mode", juggling work, family, an inexplicable desire to nap on the couch, and the sad notion that you've run out of corny jokes that seem to leave only you in stitches.But you couldn't be more wrong. The Little Book of Epic Dad Jokes is a rib-tickling collection of the laugh-out-loud humour (otherwise known as the timeless art of dad jokes) that you've been waiting for. From classic one-liners to clever puns, this little book is packed with jokes that are guaranteed to make you chuckle (or groan) even more than last time.With more than 175 side-splitting jokes contained in this pocket-sized tome, this little book is powerfully packed with wholesome fatherly humour that will have Dads embracing their role as the king of jokes (even if it's as cheesy as a slice of extra-large pizza).

Objev podobné jako The Little book of Epic Dad Jokes

What did the dad say when his son said, “I’m hungry”? “Hi, Hungry, I’m Dad!” This laugh-out-loud humour collection contains over 900 kid-friendly dad jokes that will leave kids groaning and giggling. Looking for a joke that’s so corny, only a dad could tell it? This book is filled with 256 pages of jokes by, about, and for dads (and their humorous kids)! With hilarious black-and-white cartoons and the cheesiest jokes around, readers young and old will love this book of knee-slappers.

Objev podobné jako Dad Jokes: The Cheesiest, Corniest Joke Book Ever! - Highlights

A charmingly corny book of Star Wars-inspired dad jokes, perfect for geeky fathers, pun lovers, and sci-fi fans of any age.What kind of stories do Wookiee parents tell at bedtime? Hairy tales. Why do the warriors of Mandalore leave their helmets on? It's Mandator-ian. A Jedi Master fights with a lightsaber, but a Jedi father wields the most powerful weapon of all: comedy. Fight the Sith with the knee-slapping, groan-inducing power of these Star Wars-inspired dad jokes or join the dark side and terrorize your family and friends with an army of bad puns. The perfect balance of hokey and wholesome, Star Wars: Dad Jokes is sure to slip through any defenses and have even the most serious of Padawans rolling their eyes. As Master Yoda might say: Laugh, you must! © & ™ 2023 Lucasfilm Ltd.

Objev podobné jako Star Wars Dad Jokes - Kelly Knox

Dad''s Time to Shine! War. Work. Wives. Brexit. Cost of living. Cholesterol. In-laws. Lost youth. Kids.The list of things that make poor ol'' Dad sad, tired and frustrated these days is growing by the minute, each one worse than the next. Dads have never been so unhappy, tired, stressed and overworked. Look at him – he looks terrible. He needs a break!While this may be terrible news for mums, grandparents and children, the return of dad jokes is the good news that all Dads needed to hear. It''s packed with all the pun-tificating and funny feels Dads need to cheer them up... and get those laugh-out-loud groans they so desperately need to keep them operational.With more than 175 killer jokes (barely) contained within this tiny tome, this little book is so powerful with wholesome fatherly humour it will send the family packing to the in-laws in no time, just as Dad deserves. Job done. You''re welcome.Why should you never trust stairs? Because they''re always up to something.

Objev podobné jako The Little Book of Ultimate Dad Jokes - OH

Everyone loves a good dad joke, but the question is why do dads get to have all of the fun? This book proves the exception to the rule! This book is packed with stupid dad jokes created by Soph Honey. Yes, she''s a mom and she''ll make you laugh until you cry. SheÂ’s also the creator of the wildly popular YouTube and Instagram channels "MomÂ’s Dad Jokes." A few regrettable samples for your amusement: - Most people don''t realize Argentina''s so cold.... It''s bordering on Chile- A dragon would never explode. A dino might.- This just in: The toilet at the police station has been stolen.... As it stands, the police have nothing to go on.- What do you call a hippie''s wife? Mississippi. - My husband just called to tell me he saw a fox on the way to work. I wonder how he knew it was on its way to work.- What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor. - My sister was giving me a pep talk the other day. She said "You know, things could always be worse. You could be stuck in a hole filled with water." I know ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Mom's Dad Jokes - Brett Belle

THE FIRST COLLECTION FROM THE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLERS @DADSAYSJOKESFrom the most-followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @dadsaysjokes, comes a collection of hilariously cheesy jokes that will leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure.This is the perfect gift for dads who want to expand their repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns.Here are a couple of tasters:Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?A: Because they lactose.Q: Are you today's date?A: Cuz you're 10/10.

Objev podobné jako Dad Jokes - Jokes Dad Says

Why don’t owls go on dates when it’s raining? – Because it’s too wet to woo.What’s brown, stinks, and sounds like a bell? – Dung.What award does the Dentist of the Year receive? – A little plaque.Everyone loves dad jokes. Cheesier than a four-cheese pizza, they defy you not to laugh, even if it’s more in pity than genuine amusement.This bumper collection of 1001 of the most excruciating dad jokes and corny puns is guaranteed to make you groan out loud. Don’t say you haven’t been warned.

Objev podobné jako 1001 Dad Jokes - Tibballs Geoff

Child: Dad, I''m hungryDad: Hello hungry, I''m Dad!Celebrate the sense of humour that''s so bad it''s great with this ultimate collection of dad jokes. From cheesy one-liners to puns so terrible that they should probably be illegal, this book has it all - it''s sure to make you laugh and cry.

Objev podobné jako Dad Jokes - Jim Chumley

Perfect for dads and lovers of cheesy puns and one-liners, this pocket-sized collection offers a year''s worth of mirth suitable for all ages There''s something very special about dad jokes - they''re always enjoyably terrible, sometimes quite witty and occasionally downright hilarious. So if you''re a dad looking to add to your collection of funnies, or you''d like to beat your old man at his own game, this is the book for you. Packed into these pages are pithy wisecracks, comically cringeworthy puns, silly one-liners and enough other types of joke to last an entire year. Among the hundreds of groan-worthy gags you''ll find gems like:- How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles. - Why are balloons so expensive? Inflation. - What do you call an elephant who doesn''t matter? Irrelephant. - How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it. - Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents. Unapologetically themselves, just like dads, these are jokes to inflict with glee on all the family.

Objev podobné jako 365 Days of Dad Jokes - Jim Chumley

Rob Elliott’s #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series will have you in stitches more than ever before!This collection brings all your favorite dad jokes, puns, and more into one family-friendly paperback that will have readers of all ages laughing right along! With 224 jam-packed pages, budding comedians will get the most hilariously groan-worthy jokes, wordplay, and zingers that are sure to keep the whole family giggling.

Objev podobné jako Laugh-Out-Loud: Dad Jokes - Rob Elliott

A beautifully illustrated ode to the wonders of travel, from the illustrator of Morris and the Magic of Stories. When an alley cat named Pip finds a ticket for a round-the-world trip that nobody wants, the scene is set for a globetrotting adventure. Follow Pip from Paris to Tokyo and from India to Brazil and beyond, and meet a wonderful world of international cats. Enchanting illustrations are packed with delightful details that will keep young readers coming back again and again!

Objev podobné jako Pip's Trip Around the World - Fanny Joly

From viral meme to one of the year’s most exciting new YouTube series, Idiot Sandwich is the ultimate cookbook dedicated to that special heaven served up between two slices of bread. When the world’s biggest chef, Gordon Ramsay, places two pieces of bread around your face and asks, “What are you?” there’s really only one response: “An idiot sandwich!”When the whole world watches that exchange, it inspires a viral meme, then the internet’s favorite culinary competition show, and now—finally—this cookbook. Join Gordon and some of the most exciting FoodTok chefs and YouTube stars on our trial-and-error journey to delicious, creative, and completely unique sandwiches. Inside, find more than 100 showstopping recipes that blend innovative and international flavors, including:Zach King’s Steak Banh MiSusi Vidal’s Spicy Chicken ParmMatt Stonie’s Mississippi Shrimp SlugburgerH Woo’s Thai Fried ChickenAlbert Niazhvinski’s Wellington SandoEmmanuel Duverneau’s Caprese ChickenJosh Scherer’s Carne Asada CheesesteakWhat’s more, Idiot Sandwich goes back to basics (obviously, for all of us idiots), outlining pantry essentials, equipment (mandolins, meat mallets, and mixers, oh my!), breads, and everything else you need to get prepped. Divided into simple, idiot-proof sections, this cookbook will teach you how to make the best sandwiches for morning, noon, and night—and hey, you ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Idiot Sandwich - Idiot Sandwich

You may not have heard of the Vampire Jam Sandwich. But it''s time you learned the truth. Once upon a time, a vampire (maybe his name is Terrence) took a bite of a jam sandwich (maybe he thought the jam was... something else). And you know what happens when a vampire bites you... That''s right. The jam sandwich has become... A VAMPIRE JAM SANDWICH. Terrifying, stalking the streets at night, sneaking into people''s homes in an endless search for MORE JAM! Kids and adults alike will be delighted by this sly jam-loving vampire and his jam sandwich legend, with hilarious tongue-in-cheek art from Nici Gregory. Can you trust your narrator? Is the Vampire Jam Sandwich real? Is your jam safe? Read on to find out...

Objev podobné jako Vampire Jam Sandwich - Casey Lyall, Nici Gregory

THE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLERAS SEEN ON SUNDAY BRUNCH"GENIUS ... CHANGED THE WAY I'M GOING TO EAT FROM NOW ON ... THESE SANDWICHES ARE EPIC!" THE HAIRY BIKERSMax's Sandwich Book is the ultimate guide to creating perfection between two slices of bread. Max Halley owns Britain's most amazing sandwich shop. After working in some of the country's best restaurants, he realised that the sandwich, humanity's greatest invention, was due a renaissance. So Max decided to open his own place and reinvent the sandwich forever. Inside this book you will find: · Award-winning creations from his shop · Inspired variations on classic sandwiches · Brilliant, delicious ways to use your leftovers · Sandwiches for breakfast · Sandwiches for dinner · Sandwiches for dessert · And more than 100 recipes for making your own ingenious creations at home. Ham, Egg & Chips never tasted so good. Max is the owner of Max's Sandwich Shop in Crouch End, winner of the Observer Food Monthly Award for Best Cheap Eat in 2015. "Amazing" Russell Norman, author of Polpo"Max is a sensation!" Meera Sodha"The Ham, Egg & Chips is the best sandwich I've ever eaten in my life" Simon Rimmer, Sunday Brunch"Very, very good" Evening Standard

Objev podobné jako Max's Sandwich Book - Max Halley, Ben Benton

A pocket-sized volume of the best (worst?) dad jokes.

Objev podobné jako The Little Book of Dad Jokes - OH

Who supports bringing Roman numerals back into use? I for one. Remedy the bad reputation of dad jokes with this incredible collection, packed with over 380 new and classics gags. From brilliant one-liners, clever puns and so-bad-they''re-good wisecracks, there is something for wannabe comedian - or their unwitting audience. Perfect for pulling out at your next social gathering, this ultimate compendium is guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and make you appreciate the art of cheesy humor.

Objev podobné jako Dad Jokes - Julian Flanders

Toustovač RidgeMonkey Connect Sandwich XL Granite Edition je vybaven odnímatelnými rukojeťmi, rozpojitelným systémem pantů, díky němuž jednoduše přeměníte jednu pánev na dvě, a sadou náčiní, která se společně s rukojeťmi ukládá do toustovače pro snadné skladování. Toustovač RidgeMonkey Connect Sandwich XL Granite Edition je vybaven odnímatelnými rukojeťmi, rozpojitelným systémem pantů, díky němuž jednoduše přeměníte jednu pánev na dvě, a sadou náčiní, která se společně s rukojeťmi ukládá do toustovače pro snadné skladování. Úsporu místa zajišťuje i čtvercový design, který využívá místo účelněji, než je tomu u tradičního kruhového nádobí. Navzdory svému názvu není toustovač Connect Sandwich Toaster XL určen jen pro tousty, můžete si na něm připravit wrapy, placky, omelety, palačinky a mnoho dalšího – jeho možnosti jsou nekonečné. Zcela nový povrch ve stylu žuly činí pánve pevnější, odolnější a nabízí vylepšené nepřilnavé vlastnosti, které posouvají naše kompaktní nádobí na zcela novou úroveň. Dostupné ve standardní velikosti a velikosti XL. Povrchová úprava ve stylu žuly se zlepšenými nepřilnavými vlastnostmi 2x pánev s plochým dnem 1x sada žáruvzdorného náčiní 1x sada odnímatelných magnetických rukojeti s tepelně odolnými plastovými úchyty 1x ochranný obal na pánev Rozpojitelný systém pantů Lehká hliníková konstrukce Elegantní povrchová úprava Gunmetal Grey Vroubkovaný vnější povrch pro rovnoměrný přenos ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako RidgeMonkey Toustovač Connect Sandwich Toaster XL Granite Edition,RidgeMonkey Toustovač Connect Sandwich Toaster XL Granite Edition