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Why did Father Christmas start sneezing as he went down the chimney?Because he had the floo!How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer. Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he''s always stuffed. These and many more hilarious jokes for a very merry Christmas!

Objev podobné jako The Funniest Christmas Joke Book Ever - Joe King

What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender?FowlWhy was the footballer upset on his birthday?He got a red cardThese and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!

Objev podobné jako The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever! - Joe King

Get ready to laugh nonstop with hundreds of classic knock-knock jokes, silly one-liners, and hilarious puns sure to tickle your funny bone.From silly wordplay to treacherous tongue twisters, this humongous book has something for every kind of jokester. Never get tired of the same old jokes again. Jam packed with thousands of the funniest jokes, these goofy gags will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter.Including:Where did Sir Lancelot go to pay his parking tickets? Knight court.What does the Abominable Snowman get if he stays out in the sun too long? Freezer burn.Why did the pirate join a health club? He wanted to be in ship shape.What’s a Scarecrow''s favorite fruit? Strawberries!Kid-friendly content makes this a must-have for your family''s bookshelf. So, what are you waiting for? Start laughing with The Most Ginormous Joke Book Ever!

Objev podobné jako The Most Ginormous Joke Book Ever - Editors of Cider Mill Press

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What did the dad say when his son said, “I’m hungry”? “Hi, Hungry, I’m Dad!” This laugh-out-loud humour collection contains over 900 kid-friendly dad jokes that will leave kids groaning and giggling. Looking for a joke that’s so corny, only a dad could tell it? This book is filled with 256 pages of jokes by, about, and for dads (and their humorous kids)! With hilarious black-and-white cartoons and the cheesiest jokes around, readers young and old will love this book of knee-slappers.

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A new title in the ‘Buster Laugh-a-lot’ series and an ideal stocking filler, this hilarious collection has hundreds of jolly jokes for funny kids to share at Christmas.Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?Santa Jaws.What do you call an elf who has just won the lottery?Welfy.How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?He looks at his calen-deer.Stuffed full of festive fun, this book has over 300 Christmas jokes, including cracking one-liners, silly puns, tongue twisters, knock knocks and much more. Designed to be easy to read with wonderfully silly illustrations for extra laughs, this hilarious collection will keep jokers entertained for hours over Christmas. Also available in the 'Buster Laugh-a-lot' series:9781780556260 Jokes for Funny Kids: 6 Year Olds9781780556246 Jokes for Funny Kids: 7 Year Olds 9781780556253 Jokes for Funny Kids: 8 Year Olds9781780557168 The Jumbo Joke Book for Funny Kids

Objev podobné jako The Christmas Joke Book for Funny Kids - Pinder Andrew, Imogen Currell-Williams

Laugh-out-loud jokes for guaranteed family fun this Christmas! Have fun with family and friends with this hilarious seasonal joke book. What is the sneakiest snack in the bakery? A mince spie! Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing? They keep dropping their needles! Bursting with 300 side-splittingly funny jokes, amazing festive facts and tons of colourful photos it is sure to raise a chuckle this Christmas!

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The Jokiest Joking Joke Book is back, and this time, it’s for children.

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Learn to make beautiful, stylish Christmas decorations using eco-friendly materials that won''t cost a fortune or harm the planet!If you love Christmas, you''ll love this book! It''s filled with lots of ideas to create your own stylishly beautiful, eco-friendly Christmas.All you need to do is save up some recyclable or foraged items such as cardboard, newspaper, wine bottle corks, twigs and pine cones. You can choose your own color scheme to match your home and, because the materials are recyclable, you could make new ones every year! Including all the things that make Christmas special, such as tree decorations, advent items, Christmas cards, table decorations, wreaths and many more, there are 30 fabulous projects to make, and ideas for many more. So start collecting and learn how to make gorgeous, professional-looking decorations cheaply, without harming the planet.Â

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Get into the holiday spirit with The Spectacular Christmas Activity Book—a unique, holiday-themed activity and coloring book! This isn’t your average holiday book; it’s packed with creative coloring pages, interactive habit trackers, interactive advent calendars, and custom to-do lists to move preschoolers and grade-schoolers through the winter season. Whether you’re looking to help your children, grandchildren, or students stay on track with their festive goals, unwind with joyful activities, or boost their productivity levels during the season, this book has it all. Track your progress, color as you sing along to your favorite tunes, and celebrate each little win as you engage in meaningful holiday moments. It’s more than fun—it’s a festive way to achieve, unwind, and thrive!

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Christmas has arrived in the town of Wynbridge and it promises mince pies, mistletoe and a whole host of seasonal joy. Ruby has finished with university and is heading home for the holidays to save up for her trip around the world in January. Against her father’s wishes, she takes on a stall at the local market, and sets about making it the best Christmas market stall ever. There’ll be bunting and mistletoe and maybe even a bit of mulled wine. But with a new retail park just opened on their doorstep, the market is under threat. So together with all the other stallholders, Ruby devises a plan to make sure that Wynbridge is the first port of call for everyone’s Christmas shopping needs. The only thing standing in her way is Ruby’s ex, Steve. It’s pretty hard to concentrate on saving the world when he works on the stall opposite, especially when she realises that her feelings for him are still there…This Christmas make time for some winter sparkle – and see who might be under the mistletoe this year…Praise for HEIDI SWAIN:'The queen of feel-good' Woman & Home 'Full of Heidi’s trademark gentle charm. Lock the door, pour ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Mince Pies and Mistletoe at the Christmas Market - Heidi Swain

Discover what Peter loves about Christmas with this festive lift-the-flap board book!It's Christmas and Peter has lots to do at this time of year. Follow him and all his friends as they make this an extra-special time of year. This lift-the-flap Christmas board book is a great way to introduce little readers to the world of Peter Rabbit and celebrate this magical time of year.Featuring a festive pop-up surprise for all little rabbits to enjoy!Look out for more Christmas adventures with Peter:Peter Rabbit The Christmas Present HuntPeter Rabbit Christmas Sticker FunPeter Rabbit Christmas is Coming

Objev podobné jako Peter Rabbit: Happy Christmas Peter - Beatrix Potterová

This jam-packed activity book for kids offers mazes, puzzles, word search, seek-and-find, and other fully illustrated games while teaching kids about the biggest, weirdeset, slimiest, scariest bugs on earth.

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**Winner of the eDunnit Award for Crime ebook of the Year**Shortlisted for an LA Times Book Award, and a Daily Mail Book of the Year‘Deeply atmospheric. . . Combines intrigue, magic and antiquarian bookselling.’ Observer''A marvellous, magical novel'' Irish Times''Irresistible. . . A lavish, lush quest novel.’ LAUREN BEUKESRare book dealer Lily Albrecht has been given a tip-off about The Book of the Most Precious Substance, rumoured to be the most powerful occult book ever written. With some of the world’s wealthiest people willing to pay a fortune for it, she embarks on a journey from New York to New Orleans to Munich to Paris, knowing that it could also help erase the greatest tragedy of her life.But does the book really exist at all, or will Lily lose everything in search of a ghost?What readers are saying:***** ''Erotic, thrilling, and tense all the way through. There is nothing like this on the shelves.''***** ''Devilishly delightful. . . THE BEST TWIST ENDING of the year!!''***** ''I''m a bit obsessed with this book. . . it’s sexy and mysterious and cool, like nothing I’ve read before.''***** ''My only complaint is that I wanted more!''

Objev podobné jako The Book of the Most Precious Substance - Sara Gran

Soon to be a major Netflix animated series!''You''re the last of the Werewolves, son. Don''t fight it . . . conquer it.''Discover the epic fantasy adventure series as Drew Ferran learns he''s the last of a long line of Werewolves - and rightful ruler of a land governed by Werelords.When the air is clear, Drew Ferran can pick up the scent of a predator.When the moon breaks through the clouds, a terrifying fever grips him.And when a vicious beast invades his home, his flesh tears, his fingers become claws, and Drew transforms . . .Can Drew battle the Werecreatures determined to destroy him and master the wolf within?Shortlisted for the Waterstones Children''s Book Prize, Wolf King is perfect for fans of Percy Jackson and Skandar and the Unicorn Thief.''Epic'' - Guardian''Unpredictable, exciting - hugely recommended'' - Bookbag

Objev podobné jako Wereworld: Rise of the Wolf (Book 1) - Curtis Jobling

Questions introduced by quiz royalty Sandi Toksvig.Get ready for the ULTIMATE family face-off this Christmas with Kids vs Adults, the brilliant brain-busting quiz book where kids go head-to-head with the grown-ups to decide who REALLY knows it all! This book is flippable! Every page is split in half, with questions for kids at the top and questions for the adults the other way around at the bottom – which makes for easy passing back-and-forth.What''s the national animal of the USA?Who was the Greek goddess of wisdom?New-born babies can''t see colours. True or false?Can you beat the grown-ups? This is the perfect Christmas quizzing book for all the family – packed with trivia questions for kids and adults, fun facts and games that will provide hours of fun and keep you reaching for this book year after year.With 12 rounds featuring everything from music, TV and film to science, sport and celebrations, there''s something for everyone in this quizz-tastic game book! Each page has extra ideas to improve your gameplay and off-book challenges that mean the experience will be different, and fun, every time you play. This book is sure to be a family favourite!

Objev podobné jako Kids vs Adults - Joe Fullman

A Netflix Original Film SeriesA New York Times Bestselling Series Over 8 Million Copies SoldThe original book in the bestselling series, Ivy and Bean: Book 1 introduces Ivy and Bean, two spunky friends who never meant to like each other.Meet Ivy & Bean. Bean has lots of friends, loves stomping in puddles and hates being bored. Ivy has just moved in next door. Ivy seems nice, wears dresses and sparkly headbands—which makes Bean think she's too boring to be friends with. But after Ivy comes to Bean's rescue, they become the best of friends and begin a series of silly, sneaky, imaginative, sometimes naughty, and always hilarious adventures. From beloved children's book author Annie Barrows, the Ivy and Bean collection has been delighting preschool, kindergarten, elementary, and kids of all ages for nearly two decades. Centered upon messages promoting friendship, empathy, and understanding, this a charming and addictive introduction to the Ivy and Bean chapter book series filled with vibrant characters and lots of humor.HEARTWARMING STORYOF FRIENDSHIP: This charming book follows Ivy and Bean as they get themselves into trouble . . . and then help each other out of it as only true friends can. Young girls will love ... Unknown localization key: "more"

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THE INSTANT SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER ''The Accidental Soldier is brilliant. It''s hilarious. It''s laugh-out-loud funny. A confident 11/10.''-The Wavell Room podcast''An instant classic'' RICHARD CURTIS''A non-fiction Catch-22'' MATT HAIG Readers are LOVING The Accidental Soldier:''One of the funniest books you will ever read'' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐''I absolutely loved it - it''s so very funny but also very poignant in parts. I can''t recommend it enough'' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐''Very funny, thought-provoking and a fantastic read. I thoroughly enjoyed it'' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ''I''ve spent 15 years waiting for a book which entertainingly brings to life the humour, mundanity & absurdity of serving in Iraq . . . Thankfully this is that book and it is excellent'' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ''Absolutely brilliant from start to finish . . . Just when you feel the situation is about to drop off a cliff (again!), Mulligan turns it around with a jab of wit as amusing yet as honest as the chance of surviving in a Snatch Land Rover in Basra. Read it in three evenings'' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ -------Owain Mulligan was never what you''d call a career soldier. Nor even a particularly good one. At weekends he trained with the Territorial Army and dreamt of swapping the mayhem of teaching in a tough ... Unknown localization key: "more"

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The extraordinary and heartbreaking memoir from one of football''s greatest playersPaul McGrath is Ireland''s best loved sportsman and also its least understood. An iconic football presence during a professional career stretching over 14 years, he played for his country in the European Championship finals of 1988 and the World Cup finals of 1990 and 1994. But, behind the implied glamour of life in the employ of great English clubs like Manchester United and Aston Villa, McGrath wrestled with a range of destructive emotions that made his success in the game little short of miraculous.That story has until now never been told. It is a story that runs from a hard, hidden childhood spent in Dublin''s orphanages all the way to the pain of two marriage break-ups and the struggle to cope with life after football. Quite apart from his all too public struggle with alcoholism, the story runs through the surreal highs and calamitous lows of a life lived habitually on the edge of chaos.It is not just a football story. It is an extraordinary human story that is certain to surprise with its candour.Here, for the first time, read about the father he never met; the mother whose love ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Back from the Brink - Paul McGrath

The ninth book in the brilliant Roald Dahl Funny Prize winning BARRY LOSER series.Perfect for readers aged 7-10 years old and fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Tom Gates, Dennis the Menace and Pamela Butchart''s Wigglesbottom Primary series.Barry''s class are off on a school trip to see a history of television exhibition, which Barry knows will be comperleeterly rubbish. But then he discovers that Future Ratboy (super-keel superhero TV show) is filmed in the same TV studios! All he has to do is find a way to sneak away and find the set … Will Barry come up with an amazekeel plan? Will he get to audition for Future Ratboy? Will they get the best seats on the coach??Join everyone’s favourite Loser on his ninth hilarious adventure!Barry Loser: I am not a loser was selected as a Tom Fletcher Book Club 2017 title.Future Ratboy and the Invasion of the Nom Noms is shortlisted for the Lollies Award 2017Don''t miss the other funny books by Jim Smith:BARRY LOSERI am not a LoserI am still not a LoserI am so over being a LoserI am sort of a LoserBarry Loser and the holiday of doomBarry Loser and the case of the ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Barry Loser: worst school trip ever! - Jim Smith

The tenth book in the brilliant Roald Dahl Funny Prize winning BARRY LOSER series.Perfect for readers aged 7-10 years old and fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Tom Gates,Dennis the Menace and Pamela Butchart''s Wigglesbottom Primary series.Everyone at Barry’s school has gone football crazy, but Barry gets thrown out of the team (the Mogden Maniacs) for being completeerly rubbish. Then it turns out that his best friend Bunky is a super striker – so Barry becomes his manager. The cup final match is approaching and Bunky’s getting carried away with his football fame – can Barry keep his head in the game?Join everyone’s favourite Loser on his tenth hilarious adventure!Barry Loser: I am not a loser was selected as a Tom Fletcher Book Club 2017 title.Future Ratboy and the Invasion of the Nom Noms is shortlisted for the Lollies Award 2017Don''t miss the other funny books by Jim Smith:BARRY LOSERI am not a LoserI am still not a LoserI am so over being a LoserI am sort of a LoserBarry Loser and the holiday of doomBarry Loser and the case of the crumpled cartonBarry Loser hates half termBarry Loser and the birthday billionsBarry Loser''s ultimate book of keelnessBarry Loser’s ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Barry Loser is the best at football NOT! - Jim Smith

‘With straightforward and practical wisdom, The Way Out presents a sophisticated yet simple approach to understanding and healing chronic pain.’ Dr Gabor Maté, bestselling author of The Myth of Normal‘Quite possibly the most important pain book ever written. The Way Out will be the answer for millions who live in constant agony.’ Annie Grace, author of This Naked MindChronic pain is a global epidemic. 28 million people in the UK alone struggle with back pain, headaches or some other pain that resists all treatment, often being told again and again that there is no cure. But it doesn’t have to be this way. Frustrated by the lack of effective treatment for his own debilitating pain, psychotherapist Alan Gordon developed Pain Reprocessing Therapy (PRT), a mind-body protocol that eliminated his own chronic pain and has transformed the lives of thousands of his patients. In a ground-breaking study, PRT helped 98% of patients reduce their pain levels and 66% were completely cured. Now, in his incredible and inspiring book, The Way Out, Gordon shows you how to:Understand how the brain can unintentionally 'learn' chronic painTurn off pain signals that have become 'stuck'Use revolutionary techniques to break the cycle of fear that causes ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako The Way Out - Gordon Alan, Alon Ziv

Another hilarious adventure for children with Mr. Mummific, the mummy with attitude. Having described his death and long mummification process in his last book, How I Became a Mummy, he now tells the story of his mishaps, misunderstandings, and misadventures as he leaves his tomb through the False Door to embark on the complicated and hazardous journey to the Afterlife aboard the magnificent Ship of Millions. The dangers he faces along the way (and desperately hopes to avoid) include being left hanging upside-down from the cavern ceiling, being swallowed (and vomited out again) by a giant serpent, or becoming a tasty morsel for the hideous Eater of the Dead.Once again, the pompous and frequently perplexed former pharaoh is our entertaining guide to some of the traditions and beliefs of the ancient Egyptians. Illustrated with eighty colorful scenes from the deathly existence of the funniest mummy you’ll ever meet, Mummies, Monsters, and the Ship of Millions is a further ghastly treat for children and Egyptologists of all ages.

Objev podobné jako Mummies, Monsters, and the Ship of Millions - Leena Pekkalainen

A unique program for understanding and communicating effectively with your baby from infant expert Tracy Hogg. The combination of interactive self-questioning and expert, friendly advice will change how you approach parenting, leading to transformative results.''Miracles are her business'' -- Jodie Foster''The honest truth is that Tracy Hogg has provided me with more insight into the things that matter than anyone else'' -- Observer Review''She achieves what, to hard-pressed parents, seem like miracles'' -- Mail on Sunday''...in a different league than all other ''how to manage as a parent'' books'' -- Daily Mail''A book that changed our lives'' -- ***** Reader review''This book is amazing'' -- ***** Reader review''Great book, full of easy tips and tricks for new parents. I would highly recommend it!!!!'' -- ***** Reader review''The BEST baby advice book, EVER!!'' -- ***** Reader review''A God Send!'' -- ***** Reader review****************************************************************Tracy Hogg knows babies. She can calm even the most distressed or difficult infant, because she understands their language. Hence, her clients call her ''The Baby Whisperer''.In this remarkable parenting book, Tracy demystifies the magic she has performed with some five thousand babies.She teaches parents how to work out what kind of baby they have, what kind of mother ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Secrets Of The Baby Whisperer - Melinda Blau, Tracy Hogg

From the prize-winning author of Reasons to be Cheerful comes a story about the ebb and flow of female friendship over half a lifetime''A true gift of a novel, I utterly adored it. For as long as I could make it last, the world just felt a bit nicer'' Meg Mason''Stibbe turns out more perfect, sharp, unique sentences than anyone else'' Caitlin Moran''Stibbe has an extraordinary gift'' Marian Keyes''Nina Stibbe makes being funny look easy, but that''s just because she''s very, very good at it'' Clare Chambers________________________________________________Susan and Norma have been best friends for years, at first thrust together by force of circumstance (a job at The Pin Cushion, a haberdashery shop in 1990s Leicestershire) and then by force of character (neither being particularly inclined to make friends with anyone else). But now, thirty years later, faced with a husband seeking immortality and Norma out of reach on a wave of professional glory, Susan begins to wonder whether she has made the right choices about life, love, work, and, most importantly, friendship. Nina Stibbe''s new novel is the story of the wonderful and sometimes surprising path of friendship: from its conspiratorial beginnings, along its irritating wrong turns, to its final ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako One Day I Shall Astonish the World - Nina Stibbe

A hilarious follow-up to the bestselling Chicken Soup for the Soul: Laughter Is the Best Medicine! If you are looking to put yourself in a better mood and escape the day's worries, it isn't complicated - all you have to do is Read, Laugh and Repeat. Chicken Soup for the Soul shares the funniest stories it’s ever published from its library of more than 250 books, all gathered in this new collection of 101 humorous tales that will make you laugh out loud. No one is safe from these storytellers—from spouses to parents to children to colleagues and friends. And, of course, the funniest of all are the stories they tell about their own mishaps and misdeeds. So turn off the news and bury your nose in a good book, for some good clean (and not so clean) fun. Get back to basics—humanity’s ability to laugh at itself—with these fun-filled chapters: • Domestic Disasters • Happily Ever Laughter • I Can’t Believe I Did That • Doggone Funny • Getting Catty • That Was Embarrassing • My Crazy Family • It’s All Relative • Holiday Hiccups • Senior Moments Chicken Soup for the Soul books are 100% made in the ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Chicken Soup for the Soul: Read, Laugh, Repeat - Amy Newmark

The Thinkers is a visual tribute to the game of chess, showcasing the emotions, exertions and desires of the players, and conveying the mental intensity only chess can command. Included are some of the most iconic portraits of today''s stars, as well as emotive shots of ordinary players from all over the world, with photos taken over the last five years in venues such as Mombasa, London, Chennai, Las Vegas, Baku and Sao Paulo.Llada''s photographs capture the full richness and drama of the game, making this the most visually stunning book ever devoted to chess.

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In this book my father dies. I almost die.*** My showbiz career winds down. And yet everyone keeps telling me it''s the funniest book I''ve ever written. If I''d known that''s what the public wanted, I''d have cancelled Pets Win Prizes and just got sick sooner. Along the way this time we encounter, among others, David Bowie, Kanye West (I think), John Cleese, Peter O''Toole, and have several adventures in the Fourth Dimension. Oh, and I can reveal the Man With The Foulest Mouth In All Show Business. Plus assorted high-kicking hoopla and a whole lot of rather stark stuff about what it''s like to be told you could be On The Way Out. *** (SPOILER ALERT: I don''t actually die.)

Objev podobné jako Going on the Turn - Danny Baker

The most desirable restaurant book ever published, now in a smaller format edition

Objev podobné jako The Fat Duck Cookbook - Heston Blumenthal

The hilarious joke book from the Punslinger, Tim Vine, the undisputed king of the one-liner.The irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Tim Vine, star of stage and screen, treats all of us here in his first joke book. Packed full of zingers and hilarious illustrations, if this doesn''t put a smile on your face, nothing will. What''s not to like:The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn''t know what to make of it. I''m against hunting. I''m actually a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one. Black holes. I don''t know what people see in them. So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, ''Nearest the bull goes first.'' He went ''Baah'' and I went ''Moo''. He said ''You''re closest.'' Velcro. What a rip-off. Black Beauty. He''s a dark horse. I''ve got a sponge front door. Hey, don''t knock it.

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The Incredible Joke Book is part of the bestselling Football School series, which teaches you about the world through football, packed with superstar stories, fun facts and laugh-out-loud illustrations. Perfect for readers 7+ and recommended by the National Literacy Trust, BookTrust, the Premier League and parents and teachers.Get ready to laugh your football socks off with this side-splitting joke book.What''s a striker''s favourite magic routine? A hat trick!Why was the peacock sent off? It was a professional fowlWhat’s a chip-lover’s top footie show? Catch of the Day, with Gary VinegarPacked with great gags about silly stars, team titters and naughty nicknames, this is the perfect gift to give any football fan the giggles.“We love this book series!” Match of the Day Weekly “Intelligent, inspiring, funny” Head of Education, Premier League Collect the series! Football School Season 1­–4 Star Players Epic Heroes Football School Terrific Teams 20 Fantastic Football Stories The Amazing Quiz Book The Incredible Joke Book The Ultimate Puzzle Book The Greatest Ever Quiz Book – out in 2022!

Objev podobné jako Football School: The Incredible Joke Book - Alex Bellos, Ben Lyttleton

This brand-new, updated art book-sized hardcover edition of the long out-of-print collection by cult film host Joe Bob Briggs features new writing, movie reviews, and fan letters not seen in over 40 years, plus new artwork by comic book artist Mike Norton and an introduction by Stephen King.Cult genre film host Joe Bob Briggs'' collection of wisecracking takes on drive-in movies and redneck life is finally back in print!This art book-sized hardcover edition features Briggs’ first columns for The Dallas Times Herald and contains his famous B-movie reviews, fan letters and his replies, plus Briggs’ adventures as the world’s foremost expert on drive-ins—some of which hasn’t been in print for more than forty years.This expanded, newly-designed edition includes a cover by Wallace McBride, interior artwork by comic book artist Mike Norton, and an introduction by Stephen King. Featuring Joe Bob Briggs’ writing on beloved horror classics ranging from Basket Case to The Texas Chain Saw Massacre to The Evil Dead, this book is essential reading for all drive-in cinema and Joe Bob Briggs fans.

Objev podobné jako Joe Bob Goes to the Drive-In (Updated Edition) - Stephen King, Mike Norton, JoeBob Briggs

Knock, Knock! Who''s there? Groans and laughs aplenty in this jumbo joke book, packed to bursting with over 700 jokes for the whole family to enjoy. Including well-loved classics and brand-new comedy gold, this off-the-wall joke book will have readers rolling on the floor. In reading and telling the jokes, kids will pick up cultural references as well as improve their reading comprehension, verbal skills and social confidence! The doodle-style illustrations will also tickle readers'' funny bones.This family-friendly joke book is a way to enjoy screen-free time. Perfect for readers aged 6+.ABOUT THE SERIES: Arcturus Amazing Joke Books bring together collections of side-splittingly funny jokes, from witty wise cracks to knock knock jokes and shaggy dog stories, accompanied by hilarious cartoon illustrations.

Objev podobné jako The Super Fun Knock Knock Joke Book - Ivy Finnegan

This bumper treat combines the funniest material from Jokes for Funny Kids: 6 Year Olds, Jokes for Funny Kids: 7 Year Olds and Jokes for Funny Kids: 8 Year olds. Why did the music teacher carry a ladder around with him?To reach the high notes. Why did the cookie cry?Because his father was a wafer so long.I’m giving away a parachute…… No strings attached.My dad got me a dictionary for my birthday…… I still couldn’t find the words to thank him.Packed with gigglesome gags, witty one-liners and classic knock knocks to use on friends and family, this book is guaranteed to have readers and listeners in fits of laughter. Each joke is accompanied by a lively and humorous illustration, taking entertainment to the next level. Easy to read and full of endless fun, this is the perfect companion for young jokers.Also available in the 'Buster Laugh-a-lot' series:9781780556260 Jokes for Funny Kids: 6 Year Olds9781780556246 Jokes for Funny Kids: 7 Year Olds 9781780556253 Jokes for Funny Kids: 8 Year Olds9781780557083 The Christmas Joke Book for Funny Kids

Objev podobné jako The Jumbo Joke Book for Funny Kids - Pinder Andrew

Join Huckle Cat, Lowly Worm and all your favourite loveable haracters as they – and you – enjoy the best Christmas ever! A classic title from the bestselling and beloved Richard Scarry – the perfect Christmas gift for all ages. Busytown is getting ready for Christmas. Join Huckle Cat and Lowly Worm as they celebrate.Including festive stories, games and Christmas songs, this book is a true celebration of the Christmas spirit – and will give every reader a warm festive glow! Written and illustrated by the beloved and unique Richard Scarry, whose classic characters are loved and recognised the world over, this beautiful book is the perfect gift for children of any age and those who want to revel in the magic of their childhood!

Objev podobné jako Best Christmas Book Ever! - Richard Scarry

Get ready to laugh your quills off with this hilarious joke book from Sonic the Hedgehog and friends!Packed with over 200 hilarious jokes from Sonic, Tails, Amy, Knuckles, Dr. Eggman and other favourite characters, the official Sonic Joke Book will soon have you rolling around laughing.Why shouldn’t you tease Dr. Eggman?Because he can’t take a yolk.Why is Sonic so bad at sharing?Because he’s a hedgehog.What do you call zombie Amy?Amy Rose-from-the-dead.

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Could this Christmas be the start of a whole new chapter? Pre-order The Christmas Book Club now! 'A heart-warming Christmas story of friendship, family and love - what a treat' Lucy Diamond, author of The Best Days of Our Lives * * * A long-lasting friendshipEvery year, Erica, Claudia, and Anna reunite for their book club holiday. They're bonded by years of friendship and a deep love of books, but there is still so much they keep from each other . .. A perfect Christmas escapeAt the cosy Maple Sugar Inn, Hattie specialises in making her guests' dreams come true, but this Christmas all she wants is to survive the festive season. Between running the inn and being a single mother, Hattie is close to breaking point.The start of a brand-new story...?Over the course of an eventful week, Hattie sees that the friends are each carrying around unspoken truths, but nothing prepares her for how deeply her story will become entwined in theirs. Will this Christmas be the end of the book club's story or the start of a whole new chapter? *** Read yourself happy with Sarah Morgan! 'For me, Sarah Morgan really knows how to write the perfect ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako The Christmas Book Club - Sarah Morgan

How many crime writers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Two. One to screw it most of the way in, and the other to give it an astonishing twist at the end. I slipped over in the library this morning. It was the non-friction section. Peter: What are you doing in that wardrobe? Lucy: Narnia businessJoke books have a long publishing history dating back to the ‘Philogelos’ from ancient Greece and ‘Facetiae’ of the 15th century. But while there are themed joke books on everything from cats to lawyers, there have surprisingly been few with a literary theme. The Book of Book Jokes includes a huge range of comic material concentrating exclusively on the themes of books, reading, libraries, bookshops, and the literary life. As well as one-liners, puns, knock-knock jokes, and shaggy dog stories, it will feature sections including gravestones, book titles, jokes in acknowledgements/ copyright/index pages, literary hoaxes, literary snark, and authors’ in-jokes in novels, as well as sections such as Charles Dickens’s humorous fake book decorations. It will also feature the favorite jokes of well-known writers, and a selection of literary cartoons.

Objev podobné jako The Book Lover's Joke Book - Alex Johnson

Grab a pencil and dive into the best puzzle book EVER! This amazing, full-colour activity book is jam-packed with over 200 boredom-busting puzzles, including wacky word games, mind-bending mazes, super spot-the-differences cunning conundrums and more! Children can level-up their logical thinking, problem-solving and observation skills as they put their brains to the test to solve them all! Guaranteed to provide hours of entertainment for children aged 7+.

Objev podobné jako The Best Ever Puzzle Book for Kids - Joe Fullman, Andy Peters

WATERSTONES'' BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR 2023: PUZZLES AND HUMOURThe perfect quiz book to get you in the Christmassy mood, to play at the office Christmas lunch or to pop into a stocking.Q1: In Britain, it''s estimated that 800 million of what traditional Christmas treat are eaten each year?*Q2: Which actor gives the voiceover at the beginning of Love Actually?*Q3: True or False: Queen Elizabeth II wore a Santa hat for her 1996 Christmas Day televised speech.*We Brits can''t get enough of a quiz - and never has this been more true at Christmastime. So if you''re stumped for office party small talk, trying to make it through Christmas dinner with the in-laws, or simply a quiz connoisseur after puzzles with some festive flair, you can''t go wrong with the VERY BRITISH PROBLEMS CHRISTMAS QUIZ BOOK. Inside you''ll find all sorts of tickly teasers, complex conundrums, worrisome word searches and much more on topics ranging from nostalgic Christmas adverts and beloved TV specials to toys through the ages and everyone''s favourite holiday snacks. Best enjoyed with a cup of tea and a mince pie.*Answers: Buy the book and find out!

Objev podobné jako The Very British Problems Christmas Quiz Book - Rob Temple

WATERSTONES'' BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR 2023: PUZZLES AND HUMOURThe perfect quiz book to get you in the Christmassy mood, to play at the office Christmas lunch or to pop into a stocking.Q1: In Britain, it''s estimated that 800 million of what traditional Christmas treat are eaten each year?*Q2: Which actor gives the voiceover at the beginning of Love Actually?*Q3: True or False: Queen Elizabeth II wore a Santa hat for her 1996 Christmas Day televised speech.*We Brits can''t get enough of a quiz - and never has this been more true at Christmastime. So if you''re stumped for office party small talk, trying to make it through Christmas dinner with the in-laws, or simply a quiz connoisseur after puzzles with some festive flair, you can''t go wrong with the VERY BRITISH PROBLEMS CHRISTMAS QUIZ BOOK. Inside you''ll find all sorts of tickly teasers, complex conundrums, worrisome word searches and much more on topics ranging from nostalgic Christmas adverts and beloved TV specials to toys through the ages and everyone''s favourite holiday snacks. Best enjoyed with a cup of tea and a mince pie.*Answers: Buy the book and find out!

Objev podobné jako The Very British Problems Christmas Quiz Book - Rob Temple

The Night Before Christmas is an enchanting Christmas story that has brought Santa Claus to life for generations. Celebrate the holiday season with the #1?New York Times bestselling edition of the classic poem written by Clement C. Moore. This is the classic board book edition, perfect for toddlers and gifting!''Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the houseNot a creature was stirring, not even a mouseCarry on a family tradition or start one of your own with this new version of the classic Christmas book for children and families. Initially published anonymously as A Visit from Saint Nicholas, and credited as a work by Clement Clark Moore, this timeless tale has been lovingly preserved in this classic edition. Bring the family together for a read-aloud as children prepare for Santa and his reindeer on Christmas Eve.This classic board book edition includes:A beautifully 24-page sturdy board bookRounded corners for toddlersLavish vintage inspired illustrations by renowned, New York Times #1 bestselling artist Charles SantoreThe original poem by Clement Clark MooreA nod to Dutch references in the poem, specifically the Dutch name "Donder" for one of the reindeerThe Night Before Christmas:Is perfect for family read-alouds or gatheringsMakes a great holiday, Advent, or ... Unknown localization key: "more"

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The A to Z Punny Joke Book is a side-splitting collection of over 300 pun-tastic one-liners. The jokes are ordered alphabetically, so you can chuckle your way from A to Z, or search for a joke about your favourite subject. From amusing actors to zany zoos, you can not help but love these jokes!

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Filled with more Christmas cheer than Santa’s grotto, this jolly book is guaranteed to keep kids entertained with hours of festive fun during the holiday season.Help Santa’s reindeer through the North Pole maze, design your very own Christmas jumper, follow the coordinates to find Santa's first stop, join the dots to complete the present-filled stocking and test your knowledge with a Christmas quiz.From merry mazes and festive search-and-finds to seasonal spot-the-differences and creative colouring pages, this book is brimming with fun puzzles and festive activities. With super-cute and Christmassy illustrations by Kathryn Selbert throughout, this is the perfect gift for kids who can’t wait for Christmas.Also available:The Egg-cellent Easter Activity Book 9781780558172 (out now)The Sun-sational Summer Activity Book 9781780559735 (publishing May 2024)

Objev podobné jako The Tree-mendous Christmas Activity Book - Buster Books

What is the definition of a snail?A slug with a crash helmet.What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?‘Ouch!’This is Puffin''s biggest and best joke book ever created, possibly in the world! Packed with so many crazy jokes, including knock knocks, animal quackers and monster madness, you''ll have a joke on hand for every occasion! Suitable for amusing your mates or reading on your own.

Objev podobné jako The Whopping Great Big Bonkers Joke Book - Puffin Books

The A to Z Dad Joke Book is a knee-slapping, head-shaking collection of over 300 hilariously cheesy jokes. The jokes are ordered alphabetically, so you can eye-roll your way from A to Z, or search for a joke about your favourite subject.

Objev podobné jako The A to Z Dad Joke Book

Get ready for the festive season with this beautiful bumper book of puzzles. The perfect stocking filler gift.Capture the magic of the holiday season with this book, featuring over 100 puzzles to solve, from wintery word searches to Christmas-themed crosswords and codewords, perfect for playing with friends and family. Get into the Christmas spirit and stay sharp and focused as you solve the puzzles. This bumper collection of puzzles will help to boost your brain power and improve everything from your memory, concentration and focus as you solve these cheerful conundrums. And if you need a break from the Christmas chaos, curl up with this book and take some time for yourself.Whether you’re looking for a Secret Santa gift, or a present for yourself or a loved one, look no further than The Christmas Puzzle Book.

Objev podobné jako The Christmas Puzzle Book - Dr Gareth Moore

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen…but do you recall the most petrifying Christmas figures of all? Not all children fear just a lump of coal in their stockings. Discover the terrifying Yuletide fables, folktales, and folklore that have horrified kids (and adults) for generations during the holiday season.He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness’ sake. This lighthearted song is a bit more ominous in the context of other Christmas traditions. From beasts that threaten to cook children into stew to sinister crones who snatch little ones from their beds, you won’t find any dancing sugar plums here. Outside of the heartwarming Christmas tales we all know and love, there are an abundance of frightening stories to chill all who hear them to the bone. Discover folklore from all corners of the world, including:Krampus (Austria, Slovenia, Croatia, and northern Italy), a demonic half-goat monster who drags chains and whips bad children with birch sticks, or stuffs them in his sack to take awayThe Kallikantzari (Greece, Bulgaria, Serbia, and Turkey), goblins who come out during Advent to cause mischief Père Fouettard (France, ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako The Scary Book of Christmas Lore - Tim Rayborn

A new seasonal Pip and Posy lift-the-flap book, perfect for little ones!Join Pip, Posy and their friends as they celebrate the holiday season! From making a snowman and putting on a winter show to singing songs and giving presents, children will love finding out all about Pip and Posy's best Christmas ever! This TV tie-in board book has lots of flaps to lift and a fold-out surprise at the end.Based on the TV animation currently showing in the UK on Channel 5's Milkshake and on demand on Sky Kids, this beautiful book is the perfect stocking filler this Christmas.

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My Very First Joke Book is full of the very funniest and best jokes!An excellent introduction to jokes and joke-telling. Over 60 jokes and rhymes, each with their own hilarious illustration - perfect for playground comedians.There are ''Knock, knock!'' jokes, ''Doctor, doctor'' jokes, monster jokes, and plain daft jokes. There are silly rhymes, crazy crossbreeds and a whole library of joke titles. Each one is in a large easy-to-read typeface and has its own humorous illustration to make it even funnier!Kaye Umansky is best known as the creator of Pongwiffy (Puffin) - hugely popular with children because of the irreverent humour. Kaye''s trademark humour is evident in all her books and she is well qualified to write a joke book for very young children.

Objev podobné jako My Very First Joke Book - Kaye Umansky

Arthur King and his knights are back in the sequel to King Arthur and the Knights of Justice. We find Arthur King and the Knights in school, having moved on from the drama of their recent kidnapping in Camelot. But when Gallop gets a new girlfriend and Morgana breaks free in Camelot, Arthur and his teammates find themselves having to become knights once more in order to defend their home world - and Camelot - from the threat of evil magic.

Objev podobné jako King Arthur and the Knights of Justice Vol. 2 - Joe Corallo