diddly squat pigs might fly jeremy clarkson

Get tucked in to a third bestselling helping of Clarkson's Farm from our favourite wellie-wearing wannabe farmer, Jeremy Clarkson'Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud' Daily Telegraph 'Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches' Time Out---After three years, Jeremy Clarkson has discovered the golden rule of farming:whatever you hope will happen, won't. Enthusiastic schemes to diversify face defeat at the hands of the Council Planning department, or derision from Kaleb. Jeremy's plans for a business empire founded on rewilding and nettle soup are doubted by Lisa. And the stifling thickets of red tape keep only one person smiling – Cheerful Charlie, who charges by the hour. But the animals couldn’t be happier. A rented bull called Break-Heart Maestro is delighting the cows. The pigs are bringing home the bacon. And the goats are . . . most probably psychopaths. Yet on the good days it hard not to be optimistic. Where else do you get to harvest blackberries with a vacuum cleaner? Maybe it’s not just Break-heart Maestro who gets a happy ending?----Readers are loving Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly‘Another funny book from Jeremy. This one made me chuckle but, my only complaint it's too short. I wanted more. ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly - Jeremy Clarkson

Welcome back to Clarkson's Farm.So, that went well ...The spring barley crop failed. Just like the oil seed rape. And the durum wheat.Then the oats turned the colour of a hearing aid and the mushrooms went mouldy. Farming sheep, pigs and cows was hardly more lucrative. Jeremy would be better off trying to breed ostriches.But in the face of uncooperative weather, the relentless realities of the agricultural economy, bureaucracy, a truculent local planning department and the world's persistent refusal to recognise his ingenuity and genius, our hero's not beaten yet.Not while the farm shop's still doing a roaring trade in candles that smell like his knacker hammock, he isn't.On the face of it, the challenges of making a success of Diddly Squat are enough to have you weeping into your (Hawkstone) beer, but misery loves company and in girlfriend Lisa, Farm Manager Kaleb, Cheerful Charlie and Gerald his Head of Security Jeremy knows he's got the best. And it's hard for a chap to feel too gloomy about things when there's a JCB telehandler, a crop-spraying hovercraft and a digger in the barn.Because as a wise man* once said, 'there's no man alive who wouldn't have fun with a digger ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Diddly Squat: Home to Roost - Jeremy Clarkson

It's been another memorable year on Diddly Squat Farm - will the chickens finally come home to roost? Welcome back to Clarkson’s Farm . . .Where the spring barley crop has failed. Just like the oil seed rape. And the oats turned the colour of a hearing aid.The mushrooms went mouldy. While the sheep, pigs and cows cost more than they earned. At least, the farm shop’s doing a roaring trade in candles – even if they smell like Jeremy’s knacker hammock.So never mind the rain, the skirmishes with the local planning department and the gargantuan hole in Jeremy’s wallet. Because it’s hard to feel too gloomy about life when there’s a JCB telehandler, a crop-spraying hovercraft and a digger waiting in the barn. For any man with several metric tons of powerful machinery at his fingertips must be doing something right . . .

Objev podobné jako Diddly Squat: Home to Roost - Jeremy Clarkson

Join the fun on the farm!A charming story from award-winning author Michael Morpurgo, hilariously illustrated throughout by Shoo Rayner, and perfect for readers of 5 and up.Two funny farmyard stories for younger readers.Jigger’s Day Off“Time has come for harvest, Jigger. So I shan’t be needing you all day. It’s your day off, my dear.”Jigger the sheepdog has just one day off a year. Just one day to chase all those little animals hiding in the corn. But even the best plans go wrong…And Pigs Might Fly!“Flying was not nearly as easy as it looked. Pintsize stood up on his back trotters and flapped his front ones – trotters, he thought, would do just as well as wings.”It’s a long hot summer, and Pintsize the piglet wonders if it might be cooler in the sky. But when he tries to fly, he annoys just about everyone. It’s time he learned his lesson…

Objev podobné jako Pigs Might Fly! - Michael Morpurgo

The all-new collection of hair-raising missteps and hilarious antics on Diddly Squat Farm, from gentleman farmer and two-time Sexiest Man Alive winner, Jeremy Clarkson. 'Fans of Prime TV series Clarkson's Farm will enjoy this companion' IRISH TIMESUncooperative animals, underperforming crops, and rather less than best-laid plans pursued with unbridled enthusiasm. Clarkson’s farm is the gift that keeps on giving. But, as one overseas visitor* admitted, he only came to Diddly Squat because he just didn’t believe that Jeremy could be so incompetent. Not one to be discouraged, however, our hero decides to bring his misunderstood entrepreneurial flair to bear on a new venture: a pub. And just a few short weeks later, the doors open on The Farmer’s Dog. All British produce, Hawkstone beer on tap, a private bar for farmers and a vintage tractor hanging from the ceiling. The perfect country pub. A welcome distraction from sustainable farming initiatives, psychedelic wheat, angry protests in central London and a headbutting goat. What, you may be asking, could possibly go wrong?On top of the lavatories packing up and the electricity running out, you mean? As the Cotwolds’ newest publican quickly discovers, there’s a lot more to landlording than pulling pints. Just ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Diddly Squat: The Farmer's Dog - Jeremy Clarkson

Welcome back to Clarkson's Farm.At the end of Jeremy's first year in the tractor's driving seat, Diddly Squat farm rewarded him with a profit of just GBP144. So, while he's the first to admit that he's still only a 'trainee farmer'*, there is clearly still work to be done.Because while he's mastered the art of moaning about nearly everything, some of the other attributes required of a successful farmer prove more of a challenge. Who knew, for instance, that loading a grain trailer was more demanding than flying an Apache gunship? That cows were more dangerous than motor-racing? Or that it would have been easier to get planning permission build a nuclear power station than to turn an old barn into a farm restaurant?But if the council planning department and the local red trouser brigade seem determine to frustrate his schemes at every turn, at least he's got Lisa, Kaleb, Cheerful Charlie and Gerald, his dry-stone-walling Head of Security to see him through. And cold beer brewed with spring barley harvested from Diddly Squat's own fields ...Life on Clarkson's Farm may not always go according to plan. There may not always be one. But there's not a day goes by ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Diddly Squat: 'Til The Cows Come Home - Jeremy Clarkson

Welcome to Clarkson's farm. It's an idyllic spot, offering picturesque views across the Cotswolds, bustling hedgerows, woodlands and natural springs. Jeremy always liked the idea being a farmer. But, while he was barrelling around the world having more fun with cars than was entirely reasonable, it seemed obvious that the actual, you know, farming was much better left to someone else Then one day he decided he would do the farming himself. After all, how hard could it be? Well . . . Faced with suffocating red tape, biblical weather, local objections, a global pandemic and his own frankly staggering ignorance of how to 'do farming', Jeremy soon realises that turning the farm round is going to take more than splashing out on a massive tractor. Fortunately, there's help at hand from a large and (mostly) willing team including girlfriend Lisa, Kaleb the Tractor Driver, Cheerful Charlie, Ellen the Shepherd and Gerald, his Head of Security and Dry Stone Waller. Between them they enthusiastically cultivate crops, rear livestock and hens, keep bees, bottle spring water and open a farm shop. But profits remain elusive. And yet while the farm may be called Diddly Squat for good reason, Jeremy soon begins ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Diddly Squat - Jeremy Clarkson

Vítejte na Clarksonově farmě. Už když se Jeremy proháněl po světě v drahých autech při natáčení pořadu Top Gear, toužil jezdit traktorem a vyorávat své vlastní brambory. Jenomže musel řídit všechna ta různá ferrari a porsche, takže na farmaření nebyl čas. Pak však přišla covidová pandemie, a tak koupil farmu v Oxfordshiru a pořídil si největší traktor na trhu. A začal se činit. Naučil se nejen pěstovat obilí a zeleninu, ale i chovat hospodářská zvířata a včely. Přestože je největším (na výšku) farmářem v Anglii, nebyly tyto začátky lehké. O svém ročním dobrodružství na farmě napsal sérii vtipných novinových sloupků, které najdete v této knize. "Špatný den na farmě je lepší než dobrý den v kanceláři."

Objev podobné jako Jeremyho farma nejen zvířat - Rok na farmě Diddly Squat - Jeremy Clarkson

The Top Gear Years brings together Jeremy Clarkson''s collected magazine columns for the first time.Clarkson at his pithy, provocative, hilarious bestWe now know all about the world according to Clarkson. In a series of bestselling books Jeremy has revealed it to be a puzzling, frustrating place where all too often the lunatics seem to be running the asylum. But in The Top Gear Years, we get something rather different. Because ten years ago, at an ex-RAF aerodrome in Surrey, Jeremy and his friends built a world that was rather more to his liking: they called it Top Gear HQ. And Top Gear is for Jeremy what the jungle is for Tarzan: the perfect place to work and play. But they didn''t stop there . . . With this corner of Surrey sorted out, Jeremy and the boys decided to have a crack at the rest of the world. With Top Gear Live charging through with the subtlety of a touring heavy rock band and far flung outposts across the globe from North America to China - an empire of petrol-headed upon which the sun never set. And all along Jeremy was writing about it in Top Gear magazine. Here, collected ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako The Top Gear Years - Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson shares his opinions on just about everything in The World According to Clarkson.Jeremy Clarkson has seen rather more of the world than most. He has, as they say, been around a bit. And as a result, he''s got one or two things to tell us about how it all works; and being Jeremy Clarkson he''s not about to voice them quietly, humbly and without great dollops of humour.In The World According to Clarkson, he reveals why it is that:Too much science is bad for our health''70s rock music is nothing to be ashamed ofHunting foxes while drunk and wearing night-sights is neither big nor cleverWe must work harder to get rid of cricketHe likes the Germans (well, sometimes)With a strong dose of common sense that is rarely, if ever, found inside the M25, Clarkson hilariously attacks the pompous, the ridiculous, the absurd and the downright idiotic, whilst also celebrating the eccentric, the clever and the sheer bloody brilliant.Less a manifesto for living and more a road map to modern life, The World According to Clarkson is the funniest book you''ll read this year. Don''t leave home without it.

Objev podobné jako The World According to Clarkson - Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson puts the pedal to the floor in Don''t Stop Me Now, a collection of his Sunday Times motoring journalism.There''s more to life than cars. Jeremy Clarkson knows this. There is, after all, a whole world out there just waiting to be discovered. So, before he gets on to torque steer and active suspension, he takes time out to consider:* The madness of Galapagos tortoises* The similarities between Jeremy Paxman and AC/DC''s bass guitarist* The problems and perils of being English* God''s dumbest creationThen there are the cars: whether it''s the poxiest little runabout or an exotic, firebreathing supercar, no one does cars like Clarkson. Unmoved by mechanics’ claims and unimpressed by press junkets, he approaches anything on four wheels without fear or favour. What emerges from the ashes is rarely pretty. But always very, very funny.Praise for Jeremy Clarkson''Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud'' Daily Telegraph''Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches'' Time Out''Very funny . . . I cracked up laughing on the tube'' Evening Standard

Objev podobné jako Don't Stop Me Now - Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson gets really riled in Round the Bend.What''s it like to drive a car that''s actively trying to kill you?This and many other burning questions trouble Jeremy Clarkson as he sets out to explore the world from the safety of four wheels. Avoiding the legions of power-crazed traffic wombles attempting to block highway and byway, he he:* Shows how the world of performance cars may be likened to Battersea Dogs Home* Reveals why St Moritz may be the most bonkers town in all of the world* Reminds us that Switzerland is so afraid of snow that any flakes falling on the road are immediately arrested* Argues that washing a car is a waste of timeFunny, globe-trotting, irreverent and sometimes downright rude, Round the Bend is packed with curious and fascinating but otherwise hopelessly useless stories and facts about everything under the sun (and just occasionally cars). It''s Jeremy Clarkson at his brilliant best.Praise for Jeremy Clarkson''Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud'' Daily Telegraph''Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches'' Time Out''Very funny . . . I cracked up laughing on the tube'' Evening Standard

Objev podobné jako Round the Bend - Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson is once more Driven to Distraction.Brace yourself. Clarkson''s back.And he''d like to tell you what he thinks about some of the most awe-inspiring, earth-shatteringly fast and jaw-droppingly cool cars in the world (oh, and a few irredeemable disasters...).Or he would if he could just get one or two things off his chest first. Matters such as: * The prospect of having Terry Wogan as president* Why you''ll never see a woman driving a Lexus * The unforeseen consequences of inadequate birth control * Why everyone should spend a weekend with a diggerDriven to Distraction is Jeremy Clarkson at full throttle. So buckle up, sit tight and enjoy the ride. You''re in for a hell of a lot of laughs. Praise for Jeremy Clarkson:''Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud'' Daily Telegraph''Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches'' Time Out''Very funny . . . I cracked up laughing on the tube'' Evening Standard

Objev podobné jako Driven to Distraction - Jeremy Clarkson

The hilarious new collection of stories and observations from Jeremy Clarkson - setting our off-kilter world to rights with thigh-slapping wit once again.Who is that tractor-driving Gentleman Farmer? Has Jeremy turned into a horny-handed son of the soil?These and other perplexing questions may or may not be answered in the latest volume of Clarkson''s utterly unbiased musings on life, the universe and everything in between (except cars - this isn''t one of his four-wheel drive books).Inside you''ll also discover why:· Bathing in crude oil isn''t for everyone · People who go fishing hate their kids· Noise-cancelling headphones will never silence James May· The rambler who stole his marrow is in for itFull of fact-checked opinions and ideas so good they''re no longer following the science but chasing it up a tree, Can You Make This Thing Go Faster? is one hundred per cent guaranteed Clarkson . . . Praise for Clarkson: ''Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud'' Daily Telegraph ''Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches'' Time Out ''Very funny . . . I cracked up laughing on the tube'' Evening Standard

Objev podobné jako Can You Make This Thing Go Faster? - Jeremy Clarkson

Everyone knows that Jeremy Clarkson finds the world a perplexing place - after all, he wrote a bestselling book about it. Yet despite the appearance of The World According To Clarkson, things don''t seem to have improved much. However, Jeremy is not someone to give up easily and he''s decided to have another go. In And Another Thing, our exasperated hero discovers that: He inadvertently dropped a bomb on North CarolinaWe''re all going to explode at the age of 62Russians look bad in Speedos. But not as bad as we do.No one should have to worry about being Bill Oddie''s long lost sisterHe should probably be nicer about David BeckhamThigh-slappingly funny and - as ever - in your face, Jeremy Clarkson bursts the pointless little bubbles of the idiots while celebrating the special, the unique and the sheer bloody brilliant ...

Objev podobné jako And Another Thing - Jeremy Clarkson

What Could Possibly Go Wrong... is the eighth book in Jeremy Clarkson''s bestselling Clarkson on Cars series.There''s nothing quite like messing about on four wheels. In fact, there''s no better way to contemplate the madness of the world than from the driver''s seat of something which is zooming by very fast indeed. Or so Jeremy Clarkson believes. For he''s been pondering some really rather important matters, such as why:- God has a streak of German perfectionism- Crab spread beats Heston Blumenthal''s rhubarb mousse- Monaco''s billionaires are ruining the Grand Prix- The back of a dog tastes nicer than marzipanSomeone''s got to. And while a full tank and the open road might not quite reveal the meaning of life, there''s certainly some fun to be had along the way . . . ''Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud'' Daily Telegraph''Very funny . . . I cracked up laughing on the tube'' Evening Standard''Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches'' Time Out

Objev podobné jako What Could Possibly Go Wrong. . . - Jeremy Clarkson

The publication of The World According to Clarkson in 2004 launched a multi-million-copy bestselling phenomenon. But to no avail. Jeremy''s one-man war on crimes against common sense has not yet been won. And our hero''s still scratching his head at the madness of it all. But it''s not all bad. He''s learned a little along the way, including: Why binge drinking is good for you The worst word in the English language The remarkable secret of eternal youth The pleasure and pain of middle-aged drumming The problem with America And how to dispose of a seal For anyone who''s ever been driven to wonder just what is the matter with people these days, For Crying Out Loud is the perfect riposte. Surprising, fearless and always laugh-out-loud funny, Clarkson''s back. And he''s got a point . . . Jeremy Clarkson began his writing career on the Rotherham Advertiser. Since then he has written for the Sun, the Sunday Times, the Rochdale Observer, the Wolverhampton Express & Star, all of the associated Kent Newspapers, and Lincolnshire Life. Today he is the tallest person working in British television.

Objev podobné jako For Crying Out Loud - Jeremy Clarkson

Crikey, the world according to Clarkson''s been a funny old place of late . . .For a while, Jeremy could be found in his normal position as the tallest man on British television but, more recently, he appears to have been usurped by a pretend elephant.But on paper the real Jeremy remains at the helm. That''s as it should be. For nearly thirty years he has been fearlessly leading the charge as one the best comic writers in the country. And in 2015, he shows no sign of slowing down. So, whether it''s pondering: If Jesus might have been better off being born in New Zealand Why reflexive pronoun abuse is the worst thing in the world How Pam Ayres''s head trumps Gordon Gecko''s underpants Or what a television presenter with time on his hands gets up toJeremy is still trying to make sense of all the big stuff.Circumstances change. Nothing''s forever. But As I Was Saying provides glorious proof that Jeremy remains as funny, puzzled, excitable, outspoken, insightful and thought-provoking as ever. As if you ever doubted it . . .***Praise for Clarkson: ''Brilliant... laugh-out-loud'' Daily Telegraph ''Outrageously funny... will have you in stitches'' Time Out ''Very funny . ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako As I Was Saying . . . - Jeremy Clarkson

Motoristický pořad Top Gear sleduje po celém světě asi 350 milionů diváků, momentálně běží i na českém kanálu Prima Cool. Za jeho mimořádnou popularitou stojí zejména hlavní moderátor Jeremy Clarkson, autor této knihy. Začal ji psát, aby se vyznal ze své vášně pro auta a také aby zjistil, co vlastně lidi k nejrůznějším strojům tolik přitahuje. A k čemu došel? Že ty nejvíce fascinující automobily, letadla, ponorky, raketoplány a další technické výtvory mají jedno společné: za každým z nich najdeme nějakého vizionářského inženýra či nadšeného konstruktéra, který svému stroji vdechl "duši" a právě ta je tím, co nás ke strojům poutá. Mimoto se od Clarksona dozvíme některé zásadní informace, například kde se nejlíp schovat v případě nukleární války či kdo by vyhrál, kdyby se v souboji utkali Superman, James Bond a Terminátor. Jeremy Clarkson (1960) je britská moderátorská hvězda a autor dvanácti knižních bestsellerů. Miluje rychlá auta, která velmi svérázným způsobem testuje, představuje a komentuje ve svém pořadu Top Gear. Miliony fanoušků oceňují jeho břitký humor, který se nezastaví před ničím a před nikým. Svou obrovskou popularitu vysvětluje lapidárně: "Žijeme v nudném světě a náš pořad je proto vítanou změnou."

Objev podobné jako Vím, že máš duši - Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson, jedna z nejznámějších televizních osobností a bývalý moderátor motoristického pořadu Top Gear, jenž měl za jeho éry po světě stamiliony diváků, je velmi bystrý a taky vtipný novinář a publicista - a zajisté i ten nejvyšší a s nejvíce prořízlou pusou. Výbor z jeho článků představuje českému čtenáři pomyslnou a velmi vysokou laťku psaní nejen o autech, ale i o jiných příjemných i otravných jevech našeho každodenního života. Autor si nebere servítky před nikým a před ničím, ať je to ministerský předseda, ženská otázka, cyklisti, imigranti nebo nepořádek na ulicích. Vědomě a trefně se vysmívá především politické korektnosti, která ovládla Anglii i celou spojenou Evropu, a ukazuje opravdovou tvář lidí a stav našeho světa pomocí překotných, o to však legračnějších nadsázek. Jeremy Clarkson se narodil roku 1960 v Doncateru v hrabství Yorkshire do rodiny učitelky a obchodního cestujícího. Jako středoškolský student byl vyloučen ze soukromé školy v Reptonu za požívání alkoholu, kouření a nevhodné chování. Jeho prvním zaměstnáním bylo prodávat pro otcovu firmu plyšové figurky medvídka Paddingtona. Poté začal psát pro různé anglické listy, nejdříve lokální a pak i celostátní. Časem se vyprofiloval jako píšící odborník na automobily. Roku 1984 založil agenturu MPA, která se specializovala na testy ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Fakt chci tak moc? - Jeremy Clarkson

Audiokniha: Od Top Gear k farmě aneb Od rychlých aut k největšímu traktoru. Pokračování knihy bývalého moderátora televizního pořadu Top Gear, který si během covidu pořídil farmu a místo prohánění rychlých aut začal řídit největší traktor na světě. Pokračování první knihy sloupků slavného moderátora a novináře o jeho farmářských eskapádách. „Nadále miluju to, co dělám, ačkoli mi to moc nejde. Horší je, že teď mám něco, co je ze všeho nejnebezpečnější: trochu znalostí. Například poznám rozdíl mezi pšenicí a ječmenem... Ale ze všeho nejlépe vím, že farmaření je nesmírně náročná, i když nic moc placená práce.“ Clarkson píše s břitkým anglickým vtipem a nadhledem, humor ho však trochu přechází, když třeba glosuje vystoupení Velké Británie z Evropské unie, které kromě jiných důsledků silně poškodilo britské farmáře. Nepropadá však beznaději a dodává optimismus všem stejně postiženým, kteří rozjížděli nové projekty, ve kterých se měly otáčet peníze, aby pak jen s hrůzou sledovali, s jak nákladným neúspěchem končí. Ale i když se něco nedaří, alespoň nás Jeremy Clarkson pobaví.

Objev podobné jako Jeremyho farma nejen zvířat – Než se vrátí krávy - Jeremy Clarkson - audiokniha

Knižně vychází už třetí sbírka automobilových recenzí, které Jeremy Clarkson píše týden co týden pro britské The Sunday Times. Jako obvykle si nebere žádné servítky. Opět se tedy můžete těšit na ostrovtipné komentáře, břitké postřehy a ten nejsušší britský humor. Všechno, co jste kdy chtěli vědět (nejen) o autech, ale báli jste se zeptat. Za mediální personou bručouna, klauna a ignoranta se skrývá bystrý glosátor, nezničitelný optimista, mistr britského humoru a žurnalistický veterán, který autům a motorismu rozumí jako málokdo. Před sebou máte více než stovku recenzí. Račte vstoupit do světa podle Clarksona…

Objev podobné jako Ďábelská jízda - Jeremy Clarkson

Pokračování vybraných sloupků slavného moderátora a novináře o jeho farmářských eskapádách, úspěších i prohrách. Dozvíme se, jak se nahánějí toulavé krávy, jak se dá nabourat traktor značky Lamborghini nebo jak si nepřestavět bývalý ovčinec na restauraci podávající jídla z místní zemědělské produkce. Úřední šiml řehtá i v Anglii a Jeremy si na to stěžuje se svým nezaměnitelným humorem. Brexit je dávno realitou a Jeremy to glosuje s hořkou ironií - má zkušenost podnikatele, kterého nesmyslné vystoupení Velké Británie z Evropské unie silně poškodilo a připravilo o Bestseller č. 1 listu Sunday Times. "Jestli se chcete smát, přečtěte si Než se vrátí krávy." - Spectator

Objev podobné jako Jeremyho farma nejen zvířat - Než se vrátí krávy - Jeremy Clarkson

Rok se sešel s rokem a Jeremy farmaří statečně dál, přestože brexit stále ještě trvá a asi se to hned tak nezmění; navíc mu bývalý ministerský předseda, který ten brexit spískal tím zatraceným referendem, rozbil traktůrek. Navrch se mu také rozbil velký traktor značky Lamborghini, ale Jeremy k němu přilnul a nedokáže se ho zbavit, ač mu to Kaleb doporučuje. Aby toho nebylo málo, pronajatý býk je ostýchavý a k otelení krav se nemá, kdežto prasátka souloží ve dne v noci a selata z nich létají jako broky z Jeremyho brokovnice. A taky ten eko-kontrolor v pronajatém autě pro chudší střední vrstvy už zase brousí kolem výběhu pro ovce a šmíruje, zda stříž vlny probíhá podle halal i košer pravidel...

Objev podobné jako Jeremyho farma nejen zvířat - Až prasata budou lítat - Jeremy Clarkson

Audiokniha: Ty nejúžasnější automobily, letadla, ponorky, raketoplány a další technické výtvory mají podle autora jedno společné: za každým z nich stojí vizionářský inženýr či nadšený konstruktér, který svému stroji vdechl "duši", ať už šlo o luxusní vůz Rolls-Royce Phantom, letadlo Jumbo Jet, sportovní člun Riva Aquarama, nebo dokonce parabolickou anténu Arthur. Mimoto se od Clarksona dozvíme zásadní informace jako např. kam se nejlíp schovat v případě nukleární války, proč je vesmírná loď z Hvězdných válek lepší, než ta ze Star Treku, či kdo by vyhrál, kdyby se v souboji utkali Superman, James Bond a Terminátor. O „strojích s duší“ vypráví Zbyšek Horák, který byl od roku 2002 oficiálním českým hlasem Jeremyho Clarksona v pořadu Top Gear. „Clarkson vyznává svůj vztah k pro něj významným strojům v pestrém záběru od automobilů, přes samopaly, přehrady až ke kosmickým lodím. Vše popisuje s technickou i historickou přesností a koření brilantním světáckým pohledem i humorem.“ — Kultura21.cz

Objev podobné jako Vím, že máš duši - Jeremy Clarkson - audiokniha

Audiokniha: „Špatný den na farmě je lepší než dobrý den v kanceláři.“ „I ti, kdo Clarksona zarytě nenávidí, ho jako farmáře shledají sympatickým“. Už když se Jeremy proháněl po světě v drahých autech při natáčení Top Gearu, toužil jezdit traktorem a vyorávat své vlastní brambory. Jak těžké to může být? Zaseje, zaprší, vyroste jídlo. Snadné. Koupil proto farmu v Oxfordshiru a pořídil si největší traktor na trhu – Lamborghini. Co na tom, že se mu nevešel do stodoly. Naučil se nejen pěstovat obilí a zeleninu, ale i chovat hospodářská zvířata a včely. O svém ročním dobrodružství na farmě napsal sérii vtipných novinových sloupků, které uslyšíte v podání Zbyška Horáka. Nazujte si holinky, nasaďte bekovku do čela a poznejte s Jeremym tajemství opravdového „chlapského“ farmaření.

Objev podobné jako Jeremyho farma nejen zvířat - Jeremy Clarkson - audiokniha

Kniha - autor Jeremy Clarkson, 464 stran, anglicky, brožovaná bez přebalu matná Welcome to Clarkson's farm. It's an idyllic spot, offering picturesque views across the Cotswolds, bustling hedgerows, woodlands and natural springs. Jeremy always liked the idea being a farmer. But, while he was barrelling around the world having more fun with cars than was entirely reasonable, it seemed obvious that the actual, you know, farming was much better left to someone else Then one day he decided he would do the farming himself. After all, how hard could it be? Well . . . Faced with suffocating red tape, biblical weather, local objections, a global pandemic and his own frankly staggering ignorance of how to 'do farming', Jeremy soon realises that turning the farm round is going to take more than splashing out on a massive tractor. Fortunately, there's help at hand from a large and (mostly) willing team including girlfriend Lisa, Kaleb the Tractor Driver, Cheerful Charlie,...

Objev podobné jako Diddly Squat: A Year on the Farm (1405946539)

Zapuštěné LED svítidlo KOHL-Lighting DISC SLIM SQ s rozměry 90x90 mm a montážním otvorem 72x72 mm. Svítidlo má výšku 10 mm, příkon 6W, světelný tok 465 lm a teplotu světla 4000K. Je stmívatelné, má IP23 ochranu a životnost 35 000 hodin.

• Velmi tenký design s výškou pouze 10 mm pro nenápadnou montáž.
• Stmívatelná funkce pro přizpůsobení intenzity osvětlení.
• Dlouhá životnost 35 000 hodin a nízká spotřeba 6W.
• Jednoduchá montáž pomocí PUSH systému a univerzální bílá barva.

Objev podobné jako KOHL LIGHTING KOHL-Lighting DISC SLIM SQ zapuštěné svítidlo s rámečkem 90x90 mm bílá 6 W CRI 80 4000K PUSH

Pánské outdoorové boty Merrell FLY STRIKE kombinují lehký textilní svršek s výkonnou podrážkou. Technologie Super Rebound Compound poskytuje odolné tlumení nárazů a snižuje točivý moment. Boty umožňují plynulý přechod do střední části chodidla během pohybu.

• Lehký a prodyšný textilní svršek pro pohodlí
• Super Rebound Compound podrážka pro odolné tlumení nárazů
• Snižuje točivý moment a zajišťuje plynulý přechod chodidla
• Výkonná konstrukce vhodná pro outdoorové aktivity

Objev podobné jako Merrell FLY STRIKE Pánské outdoorové boty, černá, velikost 44

Inspire readers of all ages with the power of hope and dreaming in this sweet and fanciful board book from the one and only Sandra Boynton!Dare to dream with When Pigs Fly!, a story about the gentle relationship between a parent and child (who both happen to be pigs and dreamers). Sandra Boynton’s celebration of imagination, whimsy, and hope is a song for dreamers everywhere with an emotional message: never mind the doubters in your life, because it’s a beautiful thing when pigs fly. Oh, I know you for a DREAMER ‘cause I’ve been a dreamer, too. You’ve got that faraway look In your searching eyes, and a heart that’s steady and true.

Objev podobné jako When Pigs Fly! - Boynton Sandra

Some pigs are born great, other pigs have greatness thrust upon them.BATPIG follows the amazing, porktastic adventures of Gary Yorkshire – an entirely normal piglet whose world is turned upside down when he''s bitten by his friend, Brooklyn the bat, and develops the power of flight! And what could Gary do with this newfound talent other than become a superhero?Alternating between Batpig''s origin story and a furious and hilarious battle with his nemesis, Repto-Man, this is a brilliantly funny and skilfully rendered commercial young graphic novel series, with each book containing two separate stories. Perfect for fans of Dav Pilkey and John Patrick Green.

Objev podobné jako Batpig: When Pigs Fly - Rob Harrell

Presentation Fly-Fishing is your comprehensive guide to fly-fishing for trout and grayling, using a minimalistic approach. It explores leader-to-hand and leader-only techniques with nymphs and dry flies, and from the basis of the contemporary state of the art in fly tackle and skills pushes the boundaries of the sport.

Objev podobné jako Presentation Fly-Fishing - Jeremy Lucas

Introduce opposites to young children in this board book, featuring beautiful illustrations and two cheeky guinea pigs, Bob and Ginger, that kids will love. Guinea pigs Bob and Ginger love to dance to loud music and quiet music. Sometimes they dance quickly and sometimes they dance slowly. Clear and lively visuals bring clarity to the concepts of opposites in this sturdy board book, perfect for little hands.Guinea Pigs Go Dancing helps children aged 0-5 to develop their early learning skills as they have fun learning their opposites on the dance floor. Bright illustrations of dance-lovers Bob and Ginger are brought to life accompanied by text which helps to teach them about how opposites work. Children will enjoy exploring different pairs of opposites with this sturdy board book that is perfect for little hands to hold and will stay engaged with the charming guinea pig characters. This exciting early learning book for kids features:- Key early learning topic of opposites along with character-focused illustrations and text that encourages both learning and the enjoyment of reading.- A safe, sturdy board book format that is ideal for little hands and preschool play.- Twelve pages with detailed and colourful illustrations of guinea pigs clearly ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Guinea Pigs Go Dancing - Kate Sheehy

Hudební CD Celosvětová superstar Kelly Clarkson, držitelka cen Grammy, vydává své senzační EP Kellyoke. Celosvětová superstar Kelly Clarkson, držitelka cen Grammy, vydává své senzační EP Kellyoke. Šestistopá kolekce, které obsahuje provedení skladby „Happier Than Ever” od Billie Eilish a vynikající cover verzi skladby „Queen Of The Night” od Whitney Houston, obsahuje nové studiové nahrávky některých Clarksonových oblíbených coververzí z jejéího pořadu The Kelly Clarkson Show. Rok vydání 2022 Seznam stop Blue Bayou / Call Out My Name / Happier Than Ever / Queen Of The Night / Trampoline / Fake Plastic Trees

Objev podobné jako Clarkson Kelly: Kellyoke (EP) - CD (7567863233)

Introduce shapes to young children, featuring beautiful illustrations and two cheeky guinea pigs, Bob and Ginger, that kids will love. Guinea pigs Bob and Ginger have donned their aprons and are baking some tasty treats for tea in all different shapes. From square brownies to heart-shaped cookies and crescent-shaped pastries, children will learn all the basic first shapes in this delicious in this sturdy board book.Guinea Pigs Go Baking helps children aged 0-5 to develop their early learning skills as they have fun learning first shapes as the characters bake tasty treats. One shape for each baked good is featured throughout the book and it all comes together at the end in the final teatime table. Children will enjoy learning the different shapes with this sturdy early learning board book, ideal for little hands to hold, and will stay engaged with the fun guinea pig characters. This exciting early learning book for kids features:- Key early learning topic of shapes along with character-focused illustrations and text that encourages both learning and the enjoyment of reading.- A safe, sturdy board book format that is ideal for little hands and preschool play.- Ten shapes featured throughout the book for children to learn ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Guinea Pigs Go Baking - Kate Sheehy

Introduce first colours to young children, featuring beautiful illustrations and two cheeky guinea pigs, Bob and Ginger, that kids will love. Guinea pigs Bob and Ginger feel their bedroom needs a makeover so they set about painting a colourful underwater mural featuring yellow fish, green turtles, grey sharks, and many more marine animals. Little ones can spot all their favourite sea creatures - and favourite colours - in this sturdy board book that''s perfect for little hands.Guinea Pigs Go Painting helps children aged 0-5 to develop their early learning skills as they have fun getting to know different colours. Bright illustrations of underwater creatures and nature are brought to life accompanied by simple text which helps to broaden their vocabulary. Children will enjoy learning the rainbow with this sturdy board book that is perfect for little hands to hold, and will stay engaged with the charming guinea pig characters.This exciting early learning book for kids features:- Descriptive text develops vocabulary and introduces children to basic concepts like colours, letters, and numbers.- The key early learning topic of colours is combined with a gentle narrative that encourages both learning and the enjoyment of reading.- A safe, sturdy board book format that ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Guinea Pigs Go Painting - Kate Sheehy

Introduce the alphabet to young children, featuring beautiful illustrations and two cheeky guinea pigs, Bob and Ginger, that kids will love. Guinea pigs Bob and Ginger head to the great outdoors to hunt for bugs and try to find one for every letter of the alphabet. From bumblebees to earthworms, junebugs to katydids, all your favourites - and some lesser-known - are here in this sturdy board book.Guinea Pigs Go Bug Hunting helps children aged 0-5 to develop their early learning skills as they have fun learning their ABCs in the great outdoors. Bright, alphabetical illustrations of creepy crawlies are brought to life accompanied by text which helps to broaden their vocabulary. Children will enjoy learning the alphabet with this sturdy ABC board book that is perfect for little hands to hold and will stay engaged with the charming guinea pig characters. This exciting early learning book for kids features:- Key early learning topic of ABCs along with character-focused illustrations and text that encourages both learning and the enjoyment of reading.- A safe, sturdy board book format that is ideal for little hands and preschool play.- Twelve alphabetical pages with detailed and colourful illustrations of marine creatures.- Descriptive text develops ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Guinea Pigs Go Bug Hunting - Kate Sheehy

Introduce numbers and counting to young children, featuring beautiful illustrations and two cheeky guinea pigs, Bob and Ginger, that kids will love. Guinea pigs Bob and Ginger head to the beach to go looking for sea creatures. From one jiggly jellyfish to four sticky starfish, and all the way up to 10 stripy sailboats, children will learn to count with this fun and sturdy board book.Guinea Pigs Go to the Beach helps children aged 0-5 to develop their early learning skills as they have fun learning their 123s at the beach. Bright, countable illustrations of sea creatures are brought to life accompanied by text which helps to broaden their vocabulary. Children will enjoy learning to count with this sturdy 123 board book that is perfect for little hands to hold and will stay engaged with the charming guinea pig characters. This exciting early learning book for kids features:- Key early learning topic of counting along with character-focused illustrations and text that encourages both learning and the enjoyment of reading. - A safe, sturdy board book format that is ideal for little hands and preschool play.- Twelve numerical pages with detailed and colourful illustrations of marine creatures.- Descriptive text develops vocabulary ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Guinea Pigs Go to the Beach - Kate Sheehy

Everyone’s heard of the three little pigs, but what about the three little guinea pigs? Way up in the Andes Mountains, Urku, Inti, and Nina have just finished building three new homes when a surprise visitor arrives. It’s Fox, and being pigs, the guineas are quick to judge that he’s up to no good, though he wears a stylish scarf and patiently calls, “Guinea pigs, guinea pigs, come with me. I have something for your family.”As young readers familiar with the traditional story will recall, many a pig has been tricked before, so it’s not surprising that the trio wishes to huddle inside. What the guinea pigs don’t see is how the animals are banding together to help them. In the end, it just might take the whole mountain of creatures to show them that things aren’t always as they seem and traditional fairytale foes could actually be friends.Set in Andean South America, this fresh, lighthearted twist on a classic tale invites readers to challenge assumptions, embrace community, and trust in teamwork.

Objev podobné jako The Three Little Guinea Pigs and the Andean Fox - Ana Velez

The best of the best from the Comedians'' Comedian 2020''If you loved Jeremy Hardy, or if you know anyone who did, this is the most brilliant present because it''s got every part of his voice in it'' DAWN FRENCH''Well good evening, my name is Jeremy Hardy and I''m a comedian who likes to make wry witty satirical observations about the society we live in -- but I prefer to keep them to myself, thank you very much.''Edited by his wife, Katie Barlow and his long-time producer David Tyler, this comprehensive celebration of Jeremy Hardy''s work is introduced by Jack Dee and Mark Steel. Further reflections on Jeremy come from Rory Bremner, Paul Bassett Davies, Jon Naismith, Francesca Martinez, Sandi Toksvig, Victoria Coren Mitchell, Andy Hamilton, Graeme Garden and Hugo Rifkind. Katie Barlow also provides a moving Afterword.Jeremy Hardy, who died in February 2019, was perhaps the most distinctive and brilliant comedian to arise from the 80s Alternative Comedy circuit. He regularly entertained the millions who heard his outrageous rants on The News Quiz, his legendary singing on I''m Sorry I Haven''t a Clue, or his hilarious monologues and sketches on the award-winning Jeremy Hardy Speaks to The Nation and Jeremy ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Jeremy Hardy Speaks Volumes - Jeremy Hardy

LP vinyl - Vánoční album od Kelly Clarkson vydané v roce 2022 Kolekce původních i převzatých vánočních písniček. Mezi předělávkami nemohou chybět tradiční vánoční hity All I Want For Christmas Is You nebo It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas. Kelly Brianne Clarkson se proslavila v roce 2002, když zvítězila v televizní soutěži American Pop Idol (zaoceánská verze naší Česko-Slovenské SuperStar). Ještě v tomtéž roce vydala singl s písněmi Before Your Love a A Moment Like This, jenž dodnes patří k jejím nejúspěšnějším. Po albovém debutu Thankful se zpěvačka rozešla s producenty soutěže a na druhé desce se přiklonila k pop rockovějšímu zvuku. Alba Breakaway (2004) se prodalo přes 12 milionů a protagonistce vyneslo dvě Grammy. Další sošku gramofónku získala v roce 2011 za nahrávku Stronger. Tehdy se stala vůbec první umělkyní, která v kategorii Nejlepší popové album zvítězila podruhé! Rok vydání : 2021 (Vánoční) Seznam stop Merry Christmas Baby / It's...

Objev podobné jako Clarkson Kelly: When Christmas Comes Around... - LP (7567863959)

A retelling of The Three Little Pigs for early readers from Ladybird.A perfect introduction to the traditional fairy tale The Three Little Pigs. Join the three little pigs as they set off to see the world, build their houses and encounter the big, bad wolf. This hardback book contains amusing pictures and lots of funny rhythm and rhyme to delight young children. Ideal for reading aloud and sharing with 2-4 year olds.This book is part of Ladybirds First Favourite Tales series - these retellings are perfect for introducing young children to classic stories and fairy tales, and the books are just right for those just learning to read.Look out for other books in the series:The Elves and the Shoemaker; Goldilocks and the Three Bears; The Gingerbread Man; Little Red Riding Hood; The Three Little Pigs; The Three Billy Goats Gruff

Objev podobné jako The Three Little Pigs: Ladybird First Favourite Tales - Baxter Nicola

Written by experts in the field, Keeping Pigs – A Practical Guide for Smallholders is the only pig-keeping book aimed both at the small-scale producer and at keepers of pigs as pets that is written from a veterinary and keeper perspective. It offers practical and achievable advice about all aspects of pig husbandry and health, enabling readers to understand how their pigs cannot just survive, but also thrive. This detailed guide is an invaluable source of reference for anyone considering keeping pigs, as well as those who have already embarked on their porcine adventure. With hundreds of photos and diagrams, this book provides everything you need to know.

Objev podobné jako Keeping Pigs - Claire Scott, Peter, BVetMed MRCVS Siviter, James, BVSc DipACVIM PG Cert Vet Ed (FHEA) MRCVS Adams

''It wasn''t only Britain''s biggest heist, it became the bloodiest'' Mail on SundayThe inside story of the 20th century''s most lucrative armed robbery.On 26 November 1983 six armed robbers escaped with £28 million worth of gold bullion from a Brink''s-Mat warehouse at London''s Heathrow Airport. The heist made the careers of many of the underworld''s biggest names, and changed the face of British crime for ever. In the years following the robbery, many of those involved, innocent and guilty alike, have been sent to an early grave. Two decades on, the death toll is still rising. Nobody knows more about that extraordinary morning''s events than Wensley Clarkson. Nobody is better placed to track the vicious, violent and unexpected waves that followed in its wake, or bring to life its cast of larger-than-life characters. From small-time crime in south-east London, to ''the heist of the century'' and its bloody consequences, Wensley Clarkson''s The Curse of Brink''s-Mat is an epic tale of villainy, gold and revenge.

Objev podobné jako The Curse of Brink's-Mat - Wensley Clarkson

Keeping a herd of pigs brings a lot of enjoyment – they are curious, intelligent and (often) lovable animals, with plenty of character. When the time comes, they can provide you with a fine carcass that can be turned into all manner of tasty things. The River Cottage ethos is all about knowing the story behind what’s on the plate, and as Gill Meller explains in this accessible and comprehensive guide, by rearing and butchering your own pigs you’ll be able to create a full range of delicious pork products in the most sustainable, economical and hands-on way possible.Pigs & Pork gives expert advice on choosing whether to keep your own pigs, on sourcing them and setting up their home, and on feeding and caring for them. Gill also explains how you can arrange for the pigs’ eventual slaughter, and how to find a good butcher or carry out your own butchery at home and identify the different cuts of meat. And even if you are buying your pork from the butcher, there is plenty to inspire. In the mouth-watering recipe section you will find the ultimate roast pork, farmhouse pâtés, pork scratchings, brawn, sausages, rillettes, pork pies, Scotch eggs ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Pigs & Pork - Gill Meller

''Well good evening, my name is Jeremy Hardy and I''m a comedian who likes to make wry witty satirical observations about the society we live in -- but I prefer to keep them to myself, thank you very much.''Jeremy Hardy, who died in February 2019, was perhaps the most distinctive and brilliant comedian to arise from the 80s Alternative Comedy circuit. He regularly entertained the millions who heard his outrageous rants on The News Quiz, his legendary singing on Sorry I Haven''t a Clue, or his hilarious monologues and sketches on the award-winning Jeremy Hardy Speaks to The NationandJeremy Hardy Feels It.Often referred to as ''the comedian''s comedian'', Jeremy''s comedy could be both personal and political, ranging in topics from prison reform to parenting, from British identity to sex. His comedy could be biting, provocative and illuminating, but it could also be surreal, mischievous and, at times, very silly. And while Jeremy''s unwavering socialism was a thread that ran throughout his comedy, his greatest skill was that, whatever their political beliefs, Jeremy always brought his audience along with him.Jeremy Hardy Speaks Volumes is a fitting celebration of this brilliant comedian. With an introduction from Jack Dee and containing material from ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Jeremy Hardy Speaks Volumes - Jeremy Hardy

FARO DART SQ – Zapuštěné LED světlo 3000K, bíláZapuštěné svítidlo FARO DART SQ v elegantní bílé barvě je ideálním řešením pro akcentní nebo orientační osvětlení v moderních interiérech i exteriérech. Díky vysoké třídě ochrany IP65 je svítidlo vhodné i do náročnějších prostor, kde je potřeba zabezpečit ochranu proti prachu a stříkající vodě. Jeho minimalistický čtvercový design doplněný čirým skleněným difuzorem zajišťuje nejen estetickou čistotu, ale i příjemné rozptýlení světla.Hlavní přednosti FARO DART SQ Úhel svícení 100° – Perfektní pro jemné nasvětlení schodišť, chodeb nebo exteriérových stěn. Teplota chromatičnosti 3000K – Přirozené, teplé bílé světlo podporující útulnou atmosféru. Světelný tok 70 lm – Ideální pro orientační osvětlení bez oslnění. Vysoký index podání barev Ra >80 – Barvy v okolí svítidla jsou věrné a jasné. Energeticky úsporná LED technologie – Příkon pouze 2W, dlouhá životnost a minimální provozní náklady. Montážní box v balení – Snadná a bezpečná instalace. Odolnost proti mechanickému poškození IK6 – Zvýšená odolnost vůči nárazům. Moderní design – Kombinace plastového těla a čirého skla vhodná do každého interiéru.Technické specifikace Výška: 80 mm Šířka: 36 mm Délka: 80 mm Hmotnost: 60 g Montážní rozměr: 68 mm Příkon: 2 W Napětí: 220–240 V Patice: LED (světelný zdroj součástí) Barva: bílá Materiál: ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako FARO DART SQ zapuštěné světlo, bílá, 3000K

FARO DART SQ – Zapuštěné LED světlo, černá, 3000KFARO DART SQ je moderní zapuštěné svítidlo navržené pro funkční i estetické osvětlení interiérů i exteriérů. Jeho minimalistický čtvercový design v černé barvě dokonale zapadne do současných architektonických konceptů a přináší decentní, avšak efektivní osvětlení schodišť, chodeb, teras i venkovních stěn. Díky vysoké odolnosti a preciznímu zpracování je ideální volbou do náročných prostor.Hlavní výhody a technické parametry Barva světla: 3000K (teplá bílá) – vytváří příjemnou atmosféru Světelný tok: 70 lm – jemné orientační osvětlení Příkon: 2W – maximálně úsporný provoz Úhel svícení: 100° – široké rozptýlení světla Index podání barev Ra >80 – věrné zobrazení barev Stupeň krytí: IP65 – vhodné pro venkovní použití a do vlhkých prostor Odolnost IK6 – zvýšená ochrana proti mechanickému poškození Materiál: Plast, difuzor z čirého skla Rozměry: 80 × 80 × 36 mm Montážní rozměr: 68 mm Včetně montážního boxu a světelného zdroje Napětí: 220–240V Hmotnost: 60 g Třída ochrany: IIVyužití a inspiraceZapuštěné svítidlo FARO DART SQ je ideální pro orientační a dekorativní osvětlení – například podél schodišť, v chodbách, na terasách, v koupelnách nebo na fasádách rodinných domů. Jeho teplé světlo příjemně dotvoří atmosféru a zároveň zvyšuje bezpečnost pohybu ve tmě.Doporučení architektaDíky své kompaktní velikosti ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako FARO DART SQ zapuštěné světlo, černá, 3000K

FARO HYDE SQ – Zapuštěné hranaté bezrámečkové stropní svítidlo, bíléModerní bezrámečkové stropní svítidlo FARO HYDE SQ je ideální volbou pro ty, kdo hledají minimalistický design, maximální funkčnost a čisté linie v interiéru. Jeho hranatý tvar a diskrétní bílá povrchová úprava zajistí nenápadné, ale perfektně funkční začlenění do jakéhokoli moderního prostoru – od obývacích pokojů přes chodby až po kanceláře.Hlavní vlastnosti a přednosti FARO HYDE SQ Typ: Zapuštěné nastavitelné stropní svítidlo bez rámečku Barva: bílá Materiál: ocel Rozměry: 82 × 82 mm, výška 55 mm Montážní rozměr: 102 × 93 mm Ochrana: IP20 – vhodné do interiéru Příkon: 8W (patice GU10) Počet světelných zdrojů: 1 (žárovka není součástí balení) Možnost nastavení směru světla – ideální pro akcentní osvětlení Hmotnost: 170 gDesign a instalaceBezrámové provedení svítidla FARO HYDE SQ umožňuje dokonalé začlenění do stropu bez rušivých přechodů. Konstrukce z kvalitní oceli zajišťuje dlouhou životnost a odolnost. Díky nastavitelné hlavě lze snadno nasměrovat světelný paprsek přesně tam, kde potřebujete – například pro zvýraznění obrazů, architektonických detailů nebo pracovních ploch.Využití a doporučeníSvítidlo je vhodné do obytných i komerčních prostor. Doporučujeme použít vysoce úspornou LED žárovku GU10, která nabídne dlouhou životnost (až 30 000 h) a nízkou spotřebu energie. Svítidlo není vybaveno montážním boxem, jeho ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako FARO HYDE SQ zapuštěné hranaté nastavitelné stropní svítidlo bezrámečkové, bílá

FARO HYDE SQ – Zapuštěné hranaté nastavitelné stropní svítidlo bezrámečkové, bílá, 2x GU10Moderní bezrámečkové stropní svítidlo FARO HYDE SQ představuje špičkové řešení pro diskrétní a elegantní osvětlení. Minimalistický design a čisté linie v matné bílé barvě perfektně zapadnou do každého moderního interiéru, ať už se jedná o obytný prostor, chodbu, kancelář nebo komerční prostory. Díky zapuštěné konstrukci svítidlo téměř splývá se stropem a vytváří přirozený dojem integrovaného světelného řešení.Klíčové vlastnosti svítidla FARO HYDE SQ Typ: Zapuštěné stropní svítidlo bez rámečku Barva: Bílá (matná, univerzální) Materiál: Kvalitní ocel Rozměry: 164 x 82 x 55 mm (D x Š x V) Montážní rozměr: 182 x 93 mm Patice: 2x GU10 (max. 2x 8W, celkový příkon 16W) Nastavitelný směr světla: Ano – každý reflektor samostatně Stupeň krytí: IP20 (pro suché vnitřní prostředí) Včetně světelných zdrojů: Ne (žárovky je třeba dokoupit samostatně) Hmotnost: 300g Montážní box součástí: NeInspirace a použitíDíky nastavitelnosti jednotlivých světelných modulů lze světlo směrovat přesně tam, kde ho právě potřebujete – ideální pro zvýraznění obrazů, nábytku nebo architektonických prvků. Bezrámečkové provedení podtrhuje luxusní a čistý vzhled podhledu. FARO HYDE SQ doporučujeme do moderních obývacích pokojů, kuchyní, pracoven, chodeb nebo reprezentativních komerčních prostor.Doporučení pro výběr žárovekPro maximální úsporu energie doporučujeme použít LED ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako FARO HYDE SQ zapuštěné hranaté nastavitelné stropní svítidlo bezrámečkové, bílá, 2L