can you make this thing go faster jeremy clarkson

The hilarious new collection of stories and observations from Jeremy Clarkson - setting our off-kilter world to rights with thigh-slapping wit once again.Who is that tractor-driving Gentleman Farmer? Has Jeremy turned into a horny-handed son of the soil?These and other perplexing questions may or may not be answered in the latest volume of Clarkson''s utterly unbiased musings on life, the universe and everything in between (except cars - this isn''t one of his four-wheel drive books).Inside you''ll also discover why:· Bathing in crude oil isn''t for everyone · People who go fishing hate their kids· Noise-cancelling headphones will never silence James May· The rambler who stole his marrow is in for itFull of fact-checked opinions and ideas so good they''re no longer following the science but chasing it up a tree, Can You Make This Thing Go Faster? is one hundred per cent guaranteed Clarkson . . . Praise for Clarkson: ''Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud'' Daily Telegraph ''Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches'' Time Out ''Very funny . . . I cracked up laughing on the tube'' Evening Standard

Objev podobné jako Can You Make This Thing Go Faster? - Jeremy Clarkson

What Could Possibly Go Wrong... is the eighth book in Jeremy Clarkson''s bestselling Clarkson on Cars series.There''s nothing quite like messing about on four wheels. In fact, there''s no better way to contemplate the madness of the world than from the driver''s seat of something which is zooming by very fast indeed. Or so Jeremy Clarkson believes. For he''s been pondering some really rather important matters, such as why:- God has a streak of German perfectionism- Crab spread beats Heston Blumenthal''s rhubarb mousse- Monaco''s billionaires are ruining the Grand Prix- The back of a dog tastes nicer than marzipanSomeone''s got to. And while a full tank and the open road might not quite reveal the meaning of life, there''s certainly some fun to be had along the way . . . ''Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud'' Daily Telegraph''Very funny . . . I cracked up laughing on the tube'' Evening Standard''Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches'' Time Out

Objev podobné jako What Could Possibly Go Wrong. . . - Jeremy Clarkson

''Yes, I''m gluten and wheat free. Yes, it''s an allergy. Yes, coeliac disease... No, I don''t want a salad! If that sounds familiar, and you too want to munch into breaded chicken or enjoy gooey Mac & cheese, then I''m here to show you that, yes, you can make ANYTHING gluten free.''Megan McKenna, Celebrity MasterChef finalist, singer-songwriter, highly engaged influencer, coeliac and home cook, invites you into her gluten-free kitchen. Regularly sharing her cooking videos with over 4 million viewers, Megan is often messaged to ask: ''Can you make that gluten-free?'' And now Megan is inviting you into her gluten-free kitchen with her first cookbook, which proves that anyone, regardless of dietary requirements can eat delicious, mouthwatering meals, just like everybody else - simply by swapping a few ingredients along the way.With more than 80 gluten-free recipes to explore, and chapters covering Quick Bites, Naughty Nights In, Posh Nosh and Heaven O''Clock, there''s no need to feel left out on pancake day, spend another birthday without cake or miss out on the food at parties and events. Growing up, Megan was constantly unwell and found herself eating her lunches alone in the stairwell at school. When she was finally diagnosed ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Can You Make That Gluten-Free? - Megan McKenna

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With its winning mix of gripping narrative and easy-to-implement performance-raising tips, this book has become a best-selling classic. It’s garnered 5-star reviews and wide-ranging endorsements – from Sebastian Coe and Dame Kelly Holmes to Lord Digby Jones. The book tells the inspiring story of how Ben Hunt-Davis - an ordinary guy in an ordinary team – achieved something pretty extraordinary: Olympic Gold. Co-author Harriet Beveridge, Executive Coach, then gives a simple, engaging account of how we can apply these strategies to raise our own game… in sport, in business and in life. Building on the huge success of the original, this second edition includes two completely new chapters – on high performance conversations and performance under pressure – as well as a general update, based on the successes readers and businesses have reaped from the first edition. In the book’s signature, down to earth and practical style, the new chapters unlock simple ways for readers to thrive in their own pressured environments, and to communicate in ways which consistently improve results. Whether you are a business leader looking to achieve a compelling vision, an individual with a dream, or a coach supporting others to unlock their potential…this book is jam-packed ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Will It Make The Boat Go Faster? - Ben Hunt-Davis, Harriet Beveridge

It’s time for bed, and you plop down on your pillow. But would you plop down on your pillow if it was made from glass? Glass is all around you. It’s used to make the windows in your house to decorations on your shelves. Find out about different types of glass, how glass is made and decide if it’s really possible to make a pillow from it.

Objev podobné jako Can You Make a Pillow Out of Glass? - Susan B. Katz

Books are made with paper. But what if we tried to make a book with metal? Copper, tin, gold, silver - would any of those materials work to make a book? Find out more about metal, its properties and how it is produced. Then decide if you really could make a book out of metal.

Objev podobné jako Can You Make a Book Out of Metal? - Susan B. Katz

Lots of toys are made of plastic. But what if a toaster was made out of plastic? Would it actually work? Plastic is in lots of items you use every day. Find out about different types of plastic, what they are used for and if you could really make a toaster from it.

Objev podobné jako Can You Make a Toaster Out of Plastic? - Susan B. Katz

Your bed has always been your happy place. Now it can be your hobby place! This witty relaxation activities book offers you a universe of cozy bedtime ideas, crafts, and activities you can explore in bed (besides the obvious ones). Hobbies are scored by crucial factors like:Do you have to get out of bed at all? Can you do this while half-asleep? Can you watch TV? Also includes fascinating facts, quotes, and more! Now go back to bed!Padded hardcover, 112 pages, full-color throughout ; 4.25 x 6 inchesFile under: self-care activities book, bedtime routines, bedtime hobbies books! For bed-rotters!

Objev podobné jako Cozy Hobbies You Can Do in Bed - Knock Knock

A window is made from glass, but is that the only option? What if we tried to make a window out of stone? From marble to granite to limestone and onyx, there are many types of stone to pick from. Learn more about different types of stone, how stone is used and if it’s truly possible to make a window using it.

Objev podobné jako Can You Make a Window Out of Stone? - Michelle Hilderbrand

A window is made from glass, but is that the only option? What if we tried to make a window out of stone? From marble to granite to limestone and onyx, there are many types of stone to pick from. Learn more about different types of stone, how stone is used and if it’s truly possible to make a window using it.

Objev podobné jako Can You Make a Window Out of Stone? - Michelle Hilderbrand

Eggs sizzle in your metal frying pan, but could that metal frying pan be made out of paper instead? It sounds crazy, but paper has lots of different properties and is used in many different items. Books, cups, cards, lamp shades and more items are made from paper. Do you think a frying pan could be made with paper? Read on to find out!

Objev podobné jako Can You Make a Frying Pan Out of Paper? - Michelle Hilderbrand

Eggs sizzle in your metal frying pan, but could that metal frying pan be made out of paper instead? It sounds crazy, but paper has lots of different properties and is used in many different items. Books, cups, cards, lamp shades and more items are made from paper. Do you think a frying pan could be made with paper? Read on to find out!

Objev podobné jako Can You Make a Frying Pan Out of Paper? - Michelle Hilderbrand

Help your child ages 2–5 wind down from the day using this imaginative and interactive picture book that combines gentle movement, mindfulness, and imagination to make bedtime a fun and engaging experience!

Objev podobné jako Can You Do This? (Bedtime Edition) - Megan Roy

Tell your snuggle bug you bee-lieve in them with this heartwarming board book of love from the USA Today bestselling series that brought you I Love You Like No Otter!Show your little one they mean the worm to you! With adorable illustrations by Sydney Hanson and punny rhymes that will have your baby or toddler buzzing with laughter, this charming story is a crawl-some way to let your cuddle bug know they''ll always bee in your heart!I Love You, My Huggy Buggy is the perfect book to encourage and in-spider young readers ages 0-3. Made for little lovebugs, this board book is the perfect gift for baby showers, read-aloud, bedtime, and any time of year!I love you, my Huggy Buggy! You make my heart go buzzzz.You mean the worm to me. You''re the best that ever was!More charming stories from Punderland:I Love You Like No Otter, a USA Today bestseller!I Love You Slow MuchSomebunny Loves You, a USA Today bestseller!I Love You More, BabysaurSweet Dreams, My Honeyand more!

Objev podobné jako I Love You, My Huggy Buggy - Rose Rossner

A pocket-sized book filled with inspirational religious thoughts on the theme of peace, joy and hope.There are some days in our lives that we never want to forget – they’re full of good memories, happiness and laughter. But there are also days that we struggle to remember, and a few that we wish didn’t happen at all. Yet it is God’s desire that we live life abundantly, but how can we do this? In God’s Little Book of Life, words of uplifting encouragement are always at hand to bring renewed inspiration and vigour to our daily lives. Filled with comforting Bible verses, spiritual thoughts and reflective journal pages, open this little book and you’ll find ways that will enable you to experience a life worth living.“The future is today. Live for today, enjoy today – it comes but only once.”

Objev podobné jako God’s Little Book of Life - Richard Daly

**WINNER OF THE BOOKTRUST STORYTIME PRIZE 2024**Are You a Monster? is a fun interactive read-aloud picture book that will have children of all ages roaring and stomping along, as Monster encourages them to be the scariest monster possible.Warning! This book contains a monster. A really angry, really scary, really bad monster… or so the monster says. And Monster has a very important question: are you a monster too? Children will love playing along with the book as monster tests them on their monster skills. Do you have a long pointy tail? Big yellow eyes? No? Can you make a big, loud noise? You can! Kids get to join in with this hilarious story and play their monstrous part, and by the end Monster may just regret asking that all important question.Also in this monstrous series: Are You a Sleepy Monster? Children can play along at bedtime as the lovable monster now invites them to wear ragged pyjamas, crawl under the bed and act like a monster!

Objev podobné jako Are You a Monster? - Guilherme Karsten

How can you make money TODAY? How can you generate real cash this week? Never Go Broke isn''t about stocks, shares and investment for the comfortable - it''s a real-time lifeline for side-hustlers, downsizers, work-from-homers, the overstretched and anyone who needs to generate some extra cash right now but doesn''t know how. This guide will show readers practical applications to make money right now and grow that money to either reinvest, repurpose, or help circumnavigate financial difficulties.Full of tips, tricks, advice and practical strategies you can use to make money by selling the everyday items all around you - nothing could be more useful in today''s tricky economic reality.CONTENTSPART I: BUILD A RESALE POT FROM NOTHINGLesson 1: Selling items in your home right now Lesson 2: Carpe laziness - make money from people''s apathy Lesson 3: Recycle the world - cash for trash Lesson 4: Simple ways to scoop ''free'' cash online Lesson 5: Sell yourself! Make money from your talents PART II: LEARN YOUR RESALE BLUEPRINTLesson 6: Starting from scratch - everything has value Lesson 7: Resale traps to avoid and tips for success Lesson 8: How to value your precious time Lesson 9: Contacts and marketing are key ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Never Go Broke - Jesse McClure, Lee Boyce

Celebrate the #1 Dad in your life with this adorably pun-tastic shaped board book for babies and toddlers!No one else can measure up to Dad, it’s true! Show him how much he nails it at fatherhood every day in this funny and heartfelt story from the USA Today bestselling Punderland series that brought you I Love You Like No Otter. Filled with tool-tally awesome puns, cute illustrations, and a special handle cut-out format shaped like a toolbox, this punderful book for children ages 0-3 celebrates a little one’s love for their dad and all they do to help us be kind, bolt, and brave.This is not a drill, the perfect Father''s Day gift, holiday stocking stuffer, baby shower gift for new dads, or wonderful bedtime read aloud to share with the rad dad you love more and mow-er each day!Dad, you really nailed it. Mr. Fix it, you’re the best!The greatest I ever saw, a cut above the rest!More charming stories from Punderland, the perfect gift for any occasion:I Love You Like No Otter, a USA Today bestseller!You Make My Heart Go Vroom!Donut Give UpI Love You More, BabysaurLet''s Get This Potty Startedand more!

Objev podobné jako You're the Coolest Dad in the Box - Rose Rossner

Part activity book, part adventure novel, The Escape This Book series makes YOU the star of history! Doodle, decide, and demolish your way through the Apollo 11 Moon landing--the perfect book for fun and educational reading!Reader beware! This book is filled with adventure that is out of this world! You will have three chances to join the space program and help the Apollo missions reach the moon! Flight Director: You''re the boss at Mission Control! Can you make split second decisions to keep the astronauts safe on their trip to the moon?Flight Commander: You''re the astronaut in charge on the spacecraft. You''ll face problems as big as an explosion on the ship and as small as what to eat in space!Moon Buggy Driver: You get to explore the moon''s surface...if you can safely land on its surface first! In the Escape This Book series, YOU are the star of history! In this third book, you''ll complete challenges similar to what the astronauts faced on Apollo 11 and 13 and get to meet famous NASA employees like Neil Armstrong and Katherine Johnson! Don''t be afraid to rip or fold a page. Your mission might depend on it!

Objev podobné jako Escape This Book! Race to the Moon - Sarah Sax, Doyle Bill

Everyone knows that Jeremy Clarkson finds the world a perplexing place - after all, he wrote a bestselling book about it. Yet despite the appearance of The World According To Clarkson, things don''t seem to have improved much. However, Jeremy is not someone to give up easily and he''s decided to have another go. In And Another Thing, our exasperated hero discovers that: He inadvertently dropped a bomb on North CarolinaWe''re all going to explode at the age of 62Russians look bad in Speedos. But not as bad as we do.No one should have to worry about being Bill Oddie''s long lost sisterHe should probably be nicer about David BeckhamThigh-slappingly funny and - as ever - in your face, Jeremy Clarkson bursts the pointless little bubbles of the idiots while celebrating the special, the unique and the sheer bloody brilliant ...

Objev podobné jako And Another Thing - Jeremy Clarkson

The Top Gear Years brings together Jeremy Clarkson''s collected magazine columns for the first time.Clarkson at his pithy, provocative, hilarious bestWe now know all about the world according to Clarkson. In a series of bestselling books Jeremy has revealed it to be a puzzling, frustrating place where all too often the lunatics seem to be running the asylum. But in The Top Gear Years, we get something rather different. Because ten years ago, at an ex-RAF aerodrome in Surrey, Jeremy and his friends built a world that was rather more to his liking: they called it Top Gear HQ. And Top Gear is for Jeremy what the jungle is for Tarzan: the perfect place to work and play. But they didn''t stop there . . . With this corner of Surrey sorted out, Jeremy and the boys decided to have a crack at the rest of the world. With Top Gear Live charging through with the subtlety of a touring heavy rock band and far flung outposts across the globe from North America to China - an empire of petrol-headed upon which the sun never set. And all along Jeremy was writing about it in Top Gear magazine. Here, collected ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako The Top Gear Years - Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson shares his opinions on just about everything in The World According to Clarkson.Jeremy Clarkson has seen rather more of the world than most. He has, as they say, been around a bit. And as a result, he''s got one or two things to tell us about how it all works; and being Jeremy Clarkson he''s not about to voice them quietly, humbly and without great dollops of humour.In The World According to Clarkson, he reveals why it is that:Too much science is bad for our health''70s rock music is nothing to be ashamed ofHunting foxes while drunk and wearing night-sights is neither big nor cleverWe must work harder to get rid of cricketHe likes the Germans (well, sometimes)With a strong dose of common sense that is rarely, if ever, found inside the M25, Clarkson hilariously attacks the pompous, the ridiculous, the absurd and the downright idiotic, whilst also celebrating the eccentric, the clever and the sheer bloody brilliant.Less a manifesto for living and more a road map to modern life, The World According to Clarkson is the funniest book you''ll read this year. Don''t leave home without it.

Objev podobné jako The World According to Clarkson - Jeremy Clarkson

Get tucked in to a third bestselling helping of Clarkson's Farm from our favourite wellie-wearing wannabe farmer, Jeremy Clarkson'Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud' Daily Telegraph 'Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches' Time Out---After three years, Jeremy Clarkson has discovered the golden rule of farming:whatever you hope will happen, won't. Enthusiastic schemes to diversify face defeat at the hands of the Council Planning department, or derision from Kaleb. Jeremy's plans for a business empire founded on rewilding and nettle soup are doubted by Lisa. And the stifling thickets of red tape keep only one person smiling – Cheerful Charlie, who charges by the hour. But the animals couldn’t be happier. A rented bull called Break-Heart Maestro is delighting the cows. The pigs are bringing home the bacon. And the goats are . . . most probably psychopaths. Yet on the good days it hard not to be optimistic. Where else do you get to harvest blackberries with a vacuum cleaner? Maybe it’s not just Break-heart Maestro who gets a happy ending?----Readers are loving Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly‘Another funny book from Jeremy. This one made me chuckle but, my only complaint it's too short. I wanted more. ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly - Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson puts the pedal to the floor in Don''t Stop Me Now, a collection of his Sunday Times motoring journalism.There''s more to life than cars. Jeremy Clarkson knows this. There is, after all, a whole world out there just waiting to be discovered. So, before he gets on to torque steer and active suspension, he takes time out to consider:* The madness of Galapagos tortoises* The similarities between Jeremy Paxman and AC/DC''s bass guitarist* The problems and perils of being English* God''s dumbest creationThen there are the cars: whether it''s the poxiest little runabout or an exotic, firebreathing supercar, no one does cars like Clarkson. Unmoved by mechanics’ claims and unimpressed by press junkets, he approaches anything on four wheels without fear or favour. What emerges from the ashes is rarely pretty. But always very, very funny.Praise for Jeremy Clarkson''Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud'' Daily Telegraph''Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches'' Time Out''Very funny . . . I cracked up laughing on the tube'' Evening Standard

Objev podobné jako Don't Stop Me Now - Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson gets really riled in Round the Bend.What''s it like to drive a car that''s actively trying to kill you?This and many other burning questions trouble Jeremy Clarkson as he sets out to explore the world from the safety of four wheels. Avoiding the legions of power-crazed traffic wombles attempting to block highway and byway, he he:* Shows how the world of performance cars may be likened to Battersea Dogs Home* Reveals why St Moritz may be the most bonkers town in all of the world* Reminds us that Switzerland is so afraid of snow that any flakes falling on the road are immediately arrested* Argues that washing a car is a waste of timeFunny, globe-trotting, irreverent and sometimes downright rude, Round the Bend is packed with curious and fascinating but otherwise hopelessly useless stories and facts about everything under the sun (and just occasionally cars). It''s Jeremy Clarkson at his brilliant best.Praise for Jeremy Clarkson''Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud'' Daily Telegraph''Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches'' Time Out''Very funny . . . I cracked up laughing on the tube'' Evening Standard

Objev podobné jako Round the Bend - Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson is once more Driven to Distraction.Brace yourself. Clarkson''s back.And he''d like to tell you what he thinks about some of the most awe-inspiring, earth-shatteringly fast and jaw-droppingly cool cars in the world (oh, and a few irredeemable disasters...).Or he would if he could just get one or two things off his chest first. Matters such as: * The prospect of having Terry Wogan as president* Why you''ll never see a woman driving a Lexus * The unforeseen consequences of inadequate birth control * Why everyone should spend a weekend with a diggerDriven to Distraction is Jeremy Clarkson at full throttle. So buckle up, sit tight and enjoy the ride. You''re in for a hell of a lot of laughs. Praise for Jeremy Clarkson:''Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud'' Daily Telegraph''Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches'' Time Out''Very funny . . . I cracked up laughing on the tube'' Evening Standard

Objev podobné jako Driven to Distraction - Jeremy Clarkson

The all-new collection of hair-raising missteps and hilarious antics on Diddly Squat Farm, from gentleman farmer and two-time Sexiest Man Alive winner, Jeremy Clarkson. 'Fans of Prime TV series Clarkson's Farm will enjoy this companion' IRISH TIMESUncooperative animals, underperforming crops, and rather less than best-laid plans pursued with unbridled enthusiasm. Clarkson’s farm is the gift that keeps on giving. But, as one overseas visitor* admitted, he only came to Diddly Squat because he just didn’t believe that Jeremy could be so incompetent. Not one to be discouraged, however, our hero decides to bring his misunderstood entrepreneurial flair to bear on a new venture: a pub. And just a few short weeks later, the doors open on The Farmer’s Dog. All British produce, Hawkstone beer on tap, a private bar for farmers and a vintage tractor hanging from the ceiling. The perfect country pub. A welcome distraction from sustainable farming initiatives, psychedelic wheat, angry protests in central London and a headbutting goat. What, you may be asking, could possibly go wrong?On top of the lavatories packing up and the electricity running out, you mean? As the Cotwolds’ newest publican quickly discovers, there’s a lot more to landlording than pulling pints. Just ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Diddly Squat: The Farmer's Dog - Jeremy Clarkson

The publication of The World According to Clarkson in 2004 launched a multi-million-copy bestselling phenomenon. But to no avail. Jeremy''s one-man war on crimes against common sense has not yet been won. And our hero''s still scratching his head at the madness of it all. But it''s not all bad. He''s learned a little along the way, including: Why binge drinking is good for you The worst word in the English language The remarkable secret of eternal youth The pleasure and pain of middle-aged drumming The problem with America And how to dispose of a seal For anyone who''s ever been driven to wonder just what is the matter with people these days, For Crying Out Loud is the perfect riposte. Surprising, fearless and always laugh-out-loud funny, Clarkson''s back. And he''s got a point . . . Jeremy Clarkson began his writing career on the Rotherham Advertiser. Since then he has written for the Sun, the Sunday Times, the Rochdale Observer, the Wolverhampton Express & Star, all of the associated Kent Newspapers, and Lincolnshire Life. Today he is the tallest person working in British television.

Objev podobné jako For Crying Out Loud - Jeremy Clarkson

Crikey, the world according to Clarkson''s been a funny old place of late . . .For a while, Jeremy could be found in his normal position as the tallest man on British television but, more recently, he appears to have been usurped by a pretend elephant.But on paper the real Jeremy remains at the helm. That''s as it should be. For nearly thirty years he has been fearlessly leading the charge as one the best comic writers in the country. And in 2015, he shows no sign of slowing down. So, whether it''s pondering: If Jesus might have been better off being born in New Zealand Why reflexive pronoun abuse is the worst thing in the world How Pam Ayres''s head trumps Gordon Gecko''s underpants Or what a television presenter with time on his hands gets up toJeremy is still trying to make sense of all the big stuff.Circumstances change. Nothing''s forever. But As I Was Saying provides glorious proof that Jeremy remains as funny, puzzled, excitable, outspoken, insightful and thought-provoking as ever. As if you ever doubted it . . .***Praise for Clarkson: ''Brilliant... laugh-out-loud'' Daily Telegraph ''Outrageously funny... will have you in stitches'' Time Out ''Very funny . ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako As I Was Saying . . . - Jeremy Clarkson

Motoristický pořad Top Gear sleduje po celém světě asi 350 milionů diváků, momentálně běží i na českém kanálu Prima Cool. Za jeho mimořádnou popularitou stojí zejména hlavní moderátor Jeremy Clarkson, autor této knihy. Začal ji psát, aby se vyznal ze své vášně pro auta a také aby zjistil, co vlastně lidi k nejrůznějším strojům tolik přitahuje. A k čemu došel? Že ty nejvíce fascinující automobily, letadla, ponorky, raketoplány a další technické výtvory mají jedno společné: za každým z nich najdeme nějakého vizionářského inženýra či nadšeného konstruktéra, který svému stroji vdechl "duši" a právě ta je tím, co nás ke strojům poutá. Mimoto se od Clarksona dozvíme některé zásadní informace, například kde se nejlíp schovat v případě nukleární války či kdo by vyhrál, kdyby se v souboji utkali Superman, James Bond a Terminátor. Jeremy Clarkson (1960) je britská moderátorská hvězda a autor dvanácti knižních bestsellerů. Miluje rychlá auta, která velmi svérázným způsobem testuje, představuje a komentuje ve svém pořadu Top Gear. Miliony fanoušků oceňují jeho břitký humor, který se nezastaví před ničím a před nikým. Svou obrovskou popularitu vysvětluje lapidárně: "Žijeme v nudném světě a náš pořad je proto vítanou změnou."

Objev podobné jako Vím, že máš duši - Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson, jedna z nejznámějších televizních osobností a bývalý moderátor motoristického pořadu Top Gear, jenž měl za jeho éry po světě stamiliony diváků, je velmi bystrý a taky vtipný novinář a publicista - a zajisté i ten nejvyšší a s nejvíce prořízlou pusou. Výbor z jeho článků představuje českému čtenáři pomyslnou a velmi vysokou laťku psaní nejen o autech, ale i o jiných příjemných i otravných jevech našeho každodenního života. Autor si nebere servítky před nikým a před ničím, ať je to ministerský předseda, ženská otázka, cyklisti, imigranti nebo nepořádek na ulicích. Vědomě a trefně se vysmívá především politické korektnosti, která ovládla Anglii i celou spojenou Evropu, a ukazuje opravdovou tvář lidí a stav našeho světa pomocí překotných, o to však legračnějších nadsázek. Jeremy Clarkson se narodil roku 1960 v Doncateru v hrabství Yorkshire do rodiny učitelky a obchodního cestujícího. Jako středoškolský student byl vyloučen ze soukromé školy v Reptonu za požívání alkoholu, kouření a nevhodné chování. Jeho prvním zaměstnáním bylo prodávat pro otcovu firmu plyšové figurky medvídka Paddingtona. Poté začal psát pro různé anglické listy, nejdříve lokální a pak i celostátní. Časem se vyprofiloval jako píšící odborník na automobily. Roku 1984 založil agenturu MPA, která se specializovala na testy ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Fakt chci tak moc? - Jeremy Clarkson

Welcome back to Clarkson's Farm.At the end of Jeremy's first year in the tractor's driving seat, Diddly Squat farm rewarded him with a profit of just GBP144. So, while he's the first to admit that he's still only a 'trainee farmer'*, there is clearly still work to be done.Because while he's mastered the art of moaning about nearly everything, some of the other attributes required of a successful farmer prove more of a challenge. Who knew, for instance, that loading a grain trailer was more demanding than flying an Apache gunship? That cows were more dangerous than motor-racing? Or that it would have been easier to get planning permission build a nuclear power station than to turn an old barn into a farm restaurant?But if the council planning department and the local red trouser brigade seem determine to frustrate his schemes at every turn, at least he's got Lisa, Kaleb, Cheerful Charlie and Gerald, his dry-stone-walling Head of Security to see him through. And cold beer brewed with spring barley harvested from Diddly Squat's own fields ...Life on Clarkson's Farm may not always go according to plan. There may not always be one. But there's not a day goes by ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Diddly Squat: 'Til The Cows Come Home - Jeremy Clarkson

Welcome to Clarkson's farm. It's an idyllic spot, offering picturesque views across the Cotswolds, bustling hedgerows, woodlands and natural springs. Jeremy always liked the idea being a farmer. But, while he was barrelling around the world having more fun with cars than was entirely reasonable, it seemed obvious that the actual, you know, farming was much better left to someone else Then one day he decided he would do the farming himself. After all, how hard could it be? Well . . . Faced with suffocating red tape, biblical weather, local objections, a global pandemic and his own frankly staggering ignorance of how to 'do farming', Jeremy soon realises that turning the farm round is going to take more than splashing out on a massive tractor. Fortunately, there's help at hand from a large and (mostly) willing team including girlfriend Lisa, Kaleb the Tractor Driver, Cheerful Charlie, Ellen the Shepherd and Gerald, his Head of Security and Dry Stone Waller. Between them they enthusiastically cultivate crops, rear livestock and hens, keep bees, bottle spring water and open a farm shop. But profits remain elusive. And yet while the farm may be called Diddly Squat for good reason, Jeremy soon begins ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Diddly Squat - Jeremy Clarkson

Welcome back to Clarkson's Farm.So, that went well ...The spring barley crop failed. Just like the oil seed rape. And the durum wheat.Then the oats turned the colour of a hearing aid and the mushrooms went mouldy. Farming sheep, pigs and cows was hardly more lucrative. Jeremy would be better off trying to breed ostriches.But in the face of uncooperative weather, the relentless realities of the agricultural economy, bureaucracy, a truculent local planning department and the world's persistent refusal to recognise his ingenuity and genius, our hero's not beaten yet.Not while the farm shop's still doing a roaring trade in candles that smell like his knacker hammock, he isn't.On the face of it, the challenges of making a success of Diddly Squat are enough to have you weeping into your (Hawkstone) beer, but misery loves company and in girlfriend Lisa, Farm Manager Kaleb, Cheerful Charlie and Gerald his Head of Security Jeremy knows he's got the best. And it's hard for a chap to feel too gloomy about things when there's a JCB telehandler, a crop-spraying hovercraft and a digger in the barn.Because as a wise man* once said, 'there's no man alive who wouldn't have fun with a digger ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Diddly Squat: Home to Roost - Jeremy Clarkson

Audiokniha: Od Top Gear k farmě aneb Od rychlých aut k největšímu traktoru. Pokračování knihy bývalého moderátora televizního pořadu Top Gear, který si během covidu pořídil farmu a místo prohánění rychlých aut začal řídit největší traktor na světě. Pokračování první knihy sloupků slavného moderátora a novináře o jeho farmářských eskapádách. „Nadále miluju to, co dělám, ačkoli mi to moc nejde. Horší je, že teď mám něco, co je ze všeho nejnebezpečnější: trochu znalostí. Například poznám rozdíl mezi pšenicí a ječmenem... Ale ze všeho nejlépe vím, že farmaření je nesmírně náročná, i když nic moc placená práce.“ Clarkson píše s břitkým anglickým vtipem a nadhledem, humor ho však trochu přechází, když třeba glosuje vystoupení Velké Británie z Evropské unie, které kromě jiných důsledků silně poškodilo britské farmáře. Nepropadá však beznaději a dodává optimismus všem stejně postiženým, kteří rozjížděli nové projekty, ve kterých se měly otáčet peníze, aby pak jen s hrůzou sledovali, s jak nákladným neúspěchem končí. Ale i když se něco nedaří, alespoň nás Jeremy Clarkson pobaví.

Objev podobné jako Jeremyho farma nejen zvířat – Než se vrátí krávy - Jeremy Clarkson - audiokniha

It's been another memorable year on Diddly Squat Farm - will the chickens finally come home to roost? Welcome back to Clarkson’s Farm . . .Where the spring barley crop has failed. Just like the oil seed rape. And the oats turned the colour of a hearing aid.The mushrooms went mouldy. While the sheep, pigs and cows cost more than they earned. At least, the farm shop’s doing a roaring trade in candles – even if they smell like Jeremy’s knacker hammock.So never mind the rain, the skirmishes with the local planning department and the gargantuan hole in Jeremy’s wallet. Because it’s hard to feel too gloomy about life when there’s a JCB telehandler, a crop-spraying hovercraft and a digger waiting in the barn. For any man with several metric tons of powerful machinery at his fingertips must be doing something right . . .

Objev podobné jako Diddly Squat: Home to Roost - Jeremy Clarkson

Knižně vychází už třetí sbírka automobilových recenzí, které Jeremy Clarkson píše týden co týden pro britské The Sunday Times. Jako obvykle si nebere žádné servítky. Opět se tedy můžete těšit na ostrovtipné komentáře, břitké postřehy a ten nejsušší britský humor. Všechno, co jste kdy chtěli vědět (nejen) o autech, ale báli jste se zeptat. Za mediální personou bručouna, klauna a ignoranta se skrývá bystrý glosátor, nezničitelný optimista, mistr britského humoru a žurnalistický veterán, který autům a motorismu rozumí jako málokdo. Před sebou máte více než stovku recenzí. Račte vstoupit do světa podle Clarksona…

Objev podobné jako Ďábelská jízda - Jeremy Clarkson

Pokračování vybraných sloupků slavného moderátora a novináře o jeho farmářských eskapádách, úspěších i prohrách. Dozvíme se, jak se nahánějí toulavé krávy, jak se dá nabourat traktor značky Lamborghini nebo jak si nepřestavět bývalý ovčinec na restauraci podávající jídla z místní zemědělské produkce. Úřední šiml řehtá i v Anglii a Jeremy si na to stěžuje se svým nezaměnitelným humorem. Brexit je dávno realitou a Jeremy to glosuje s hořkou ironií - má zkušenost podnikatele, kterého nesmyslné vystoupení Velké Británie z Evropské unie silně poškodilo a připravilo o Bestseller č. 1 listu Sunday Times. "Jestli se chcete smát, přečtěte si Než se vrátí krávy." - Spectator

Objev podobné jako Jeremyho farma nejen zvířat - Než se vrátí krávy - Jeremy Clarkson

Rok se sešel s rokem a Jeremy farmaří statečně dál, přestože brexit stále ještě trvá a asi se to hned tak nezmění; navíc mu bývalý ministerský předseda, který ten brexit spískal tím zatraceným referendem, rozbil traktůrek. Navrch se mu také rozbil velký traktor značky Lamborghini, ale Jeremy k němu přilnul a nedokáže se ho zbavit, ač mu to Kaleb doporučuje. Aby toho nebylo málo, pronajatý býk je ostýchavý a k otelení krav se nemá, kdežto prasátka souloží ve dne v noci a selata z nich létají jako broky z Jeremyho brokovnice. A taky ten eko-kontrolor v pronajatém autě pro chudší střední vrstvy už zase brousí kolem výběhu pro ovce a šmíruje, zda stříž vlny probíhá podle halal i košer pravidel...

Objev podobné jako Jeremyho farma nejen zvířat - Až prasata budou lítat - Jeremy Clarkson

Audiokniha: Ty nejúžasnější automobily, letadla, ponorky, raketoplány a další technické výtvory mají podle autora jedno společné: za každým z nich stojí vizionářský inženýr či nadšený konstruktér, který svému stroji vdechl "duši", ať už šlo o luxusní vůz Rolls-Royce Phantom, letadlo Jumbo Jet, sportovní člun Riva Aquarama, nebo dokonce parabolickou anténu Arthur. Mimoto se od Clarksona dozvíme zásadní informace jako např. kam se nejlíp schovat v případě nukleární války, proč je vesmírná loď z Hvězdných válek lepší, než ta ze Star Treku, či kdo by vyhrál, kdyby se v souboji utkali Superman, James Bond a Terminátor. O „strojích s duší“ vypráví Zbyšek Horák, který byl od roku 2002 oficiálním českým hlasem Jeremyho Clarksona v pořadu Top Gear. „Clarkson vyznává svůj vztah k pro něj významným strojům v pestrém záběru od automobilů, přes samopaly, přehrady až ke kosmickým lodím. Vše popisuje s technickou i historickou přesností a koření brilantním světáckým pohledem i humorem.“ — Kultura21.cz

Objev podobné jako Vím, že máš duši - Jeremy Clarkson - audiokniha

From #1 New York Times bestselling author Angela Kinsey and extraordinary home chef Joshua Snyder, the couple behind the “wholesome and charming” (Mashable) Baking with Josh and Ange, this family-friendly cookbook featuring more than a hundred recipes—from festive breakfasts to decadent desserts and everything in between—is filled with delicious and warmhearted recipes for every occasion. Angela and Josh have curated their most treasured dishes in this warmhearted collection of enticing recipes for home chefs at any skill level. These meals, sides, snacks, and treats are easy to make and even easier to enjoy. Find your new favorite weeknight dinner (perhaps marinated skirt steak with chimichurri, or sheet pan chicken and steak fajitas), and discover the perfect soup or side to bring to your next potluck (maybe honey sriracha brussels sprouts, or lemon chicken soup with toasted orzo). Reimagine breakfast for a crowd (think bakery-style granola or the ultimate overnight French toast casserole) and wow your party guests with the perfect dip or appetizer (dig into irresistible Tex-Mex queso, or inimitable Frito chili pie). Angela and Josh have a cookie for every occasion (from cinnamon roll cookies to lemon meltaways to stacked s’mores brownie delights) and will take your cakes and ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako You Can Make This! - Angela Kinsey, Joshua Snyder

Audiokniha: „Špatný den na farmě je lepší než dobrý den v kanceláři.“ „I ti, kdo Clarksona zarytě nenávidí, ho jako farmáře shledají sympatickým“. Už když se Jeremy proháněl po světě v drahých autech při natáčení Top Gearu, toužil jezdit traktorem a vyorávat své vlastní brambory. Jak těžké to může být? Zaseje, zaprší, vyroste jídlo. Snadné. Koupil proto farmu v Oxfordshiru a pořídil si největší traktor na trhu – Lamborghini. Co na tom, že se mu nevešel do stodoly. Naučil se nejen pěstovat obilí a zeleninu, ale i chovat hospodářská zvířata a včely. O svém ročním dobrodružství na farmě napsal sérii vtipných novinových sloupků, které uslyšíte v podání Zbyška Horáka. Nazujte si holinky, nasaďte bekovku do čela a poznejte s Jeremym tajemství opravdového „chlapského“ farmaření.

Objev podobné jako Jeremyho farma nejen zvířat - Jeremy Clarkson - audiokniha

Vítejte na Clarksonově farmě. Už když se Jeremy proháněl po světě v drahých autech při natáčení pořadu Top Gear, toužil jezdit traktorem a vyorávat své vlastní brambory. Jenomže musel řídit všechna ta různá ferrari a porsche, takže na farmaření nebyl čas. Pak však přišla covidová pandemie, a tak koupil farmu v Oxfordshiru a pořídil si největší traktor na trhu. A začal se činit. Naučil se nejen pěstovat obilí a zeleninu, ale i chovat hospodářská zvířata a včely. Přestože je největším (na výšku) farmářem v Anglii, nebyly tyto začátky lehké. O svém ročním dobrodružství na farmě napsal sérii vtipných novinových sloupků, které najdete v této knize. "Špatný den na farmě je lepší než dobrý den v kanceláři."

Objev podobné jako Jeremyho farma nejen zvířat - Rok na farmě Diddly Squat - Jeremy Clarkson

How can YOU help save our planet? This awesome and inspiring guide, written by McFly bassist and environmental activist Dougie Poynter, will show you how to get involved in the mission to cut out single-use plastic.Plastic is everywhere and it sucks. It fills up our oceans, endangers our wildlife and never goes away. So it''s time to take action, find ways to cut down our plastic use and help protect our environment. Together we can make a difference!As a lifelong supporter of environmental causes and a key player in the campaign to ban microbeads in the UK, Dougie is always on the hunt for ways to reduce and replace plastic. This campaigning book, his first solo authored project, draws on his own experiences in the fight against plastic waste – the problems he''s encountered and the solutions he''s found. It covers the history of plastic, introduces us to some key campaigners and eco entrepreneurs and is full of top tips and infographics. The clear and easy steps in Plastic Sucks! You Can Make a Difference show us how we can all make small changes and become champions for our planet.Includes contributions from:- Adam Lowry, founder of Method- Amanda Keetley, founder ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Plastic Sucks! You Can Make A Difference - Dougie Poynter

FOREWORD BY ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER.What if the healthiest diet included the foods that were enjoyable and respectful of our stressful, overbooked lives? You couldn’t screw it up! Here’s a can’t-miss plan that will build unbreakable habits by incorporating mindset changes, easy restaurant options, and more from “the perfect person to blaze a better path” (Arnold Schwarzenegger).The diet industry is great at making you follow more diets, not making you leave dieting behind. You don''t need another restrictive, unrealistic plan; you need tools that help you enjoy what you eat (including takeout!) and be healthier at the same time.Adam Bornstein is a bestselling author, and has consulted health icons including Arnold Schwarzenegger, LeBron James, Cindy Crawford, and Lindsey Vonn. He’s one of the most trusted voices in health because of his ability to get results without gimmicks, supplements, or suffering. In this easy-to-follow book, Bornstein shows how upgrading your health and losing weight for good requires you to turn your back on the typical dieting culture by following successful habits and frameworks not typically seen in nutrition and fitness. It includesA 6-week plan that allows you to eat the foods you prefer without counting calories or stressing macros. Take-out options from the ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako You Can't Screw This Up - Adam Bornstein

The golden rule of fake dating someone? Don''t fall for his sister...After the year from hell, Haf is ready to blow off steam at a Christmas party. A no-strings-attached kiss with a stranger under the mistletoe is just what she needs.But by the next day, rumours have spread. Everyone believes she and Christopher are madly in love and spending the festive season with his family in the English countryside. To save her new friend from embarrassment - and with no better plans of her own - Haf agrees to go along with the ruse.Until she meets Kit: Christopher''s mysterious, magnetic and utterly irresistible sister.She can''t possibly fall for her fake boyfriend''s sister this Christmas . . . can she?*****EVERYONE LOVES MAKE YOU MINE THIS CHRISTMAS:''Joyous, funny and full of warm, relatable characters, this is the queer Christmas rom-com I''ve been waiting for'' LAURA KAY''The perfect cosy Christmas read - sexy, sweet and smart'' KIRAN MILLWOOD HARGRAVE''Cosy, Christmassy and wonderfully queer'' KATE DAVIES''Joyous'' LILY LINDON''A thoroughly modern love story filled with joy, inappropriate Christmas jumpers and a daring reindeer rescue. I adored it'' TANYA BYRNE''An adorable Christmas novel filled with terrible schemes, a grand ball and one very horrible goose'' KAT ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Make You Mine This Christmas - Lizzie Huxley-Jones

Polly, Dennis, Angela, Adrian and the rest are bound to lose their spiritual innocence as well as their virginities on the journey between university in the 1950s and the marriages, families, careers and deaths that follow. On the one hand there''s Sex and then the Pill, on the other there is the traditional Catholic Church. In this razor-sharp novel David Lodge exposes the pressures that assailed Catholics everywhere within a more permissive society, and voices their eternal question: how far can you go?

Objev podobné jako How Far Can You Go? - David Lodge

Learn movie-making techniques through the movies you know and love with This Is How You Make a Movie!Using key scenes from some of the best-loved movies of all time, Tim Grierson explores everything from cinematography to the secrets of talking to camera. Deep focus is explored through Citizen Kane, forced perspective through Elf, and slow motion through Reservoir Dogs. Examples from blockbusters (Wonder Woman) to Oscar-winners (Rocky), silent-era gems (Intolerance) to recent art-house treasures (American Honey), give readers a glimpse of cinema''s breadth and potential.A fascinating read for movie buffs who want to understand what goes on behind the camera, and above all an essential read for students and beginners in the industry.With sections on acting, directing, lighting and camera, writing and editing, this book includes all the technical help you need to get your movie career off the ground.Including these directors, and more:Steven SpielbergMartin ScorseseMike LeighSofia CoppolaSpike LeeBarry JenkinsFrancis Ford CoppolaSteve McQueenTim MillerStanley KubrickAlfred HitchcockBarry JenkinsCharlie ChaplinRoman PolanskiAndrea ArnoldTim BurtonKenneth BranaghIncluding these movies, and more:AtonementIf Beale Street Could TalkFerris Bueller''s Day OffDeadpoolThe GodfatherWe Need to Talk About KevinStar WarsReservoir DogsThe ShiningBirdmanPsychoGoodfellasCasino RoyaleInceptionFree SoloKing KongGone with the WindReservoir DogsRockyApocalypse NowMoonlight

Objev podobné jako This is How You Make a Movie - Tim Grierson

The best of the best from the Comedians'' Comedian 2020''If you loved Jeremy Hardy, or if you know anyone who did, this is the most brilliant present because it''s got every part of his voice in it'' DAWN FRENCH''Well good evening, my name is Jeremy Hardy and I''m a comedian who likes to make wry witty satirical observations about the society we live in -- but I prefer to keep them to myself, thank you very much.''Edited by his wife, Katie Barlow and his long-time producer David Tyler, this comprehensive celebration of Jeremy Hardy''s work is introduced by Jack Dee and Mark Steel. Further reflections on Jeremy come from Rory Bremner, Paul Bassett Davies, Jon Naismith, Francesca Martinez, Sandi Toksvig, Victoria Coren Mitchell, Andy Hamilton, Graeme Garden and Hugo Rifkind. Katie Barlow also provides a moving Afterword.Jeremy Hardy, who died in February 2019, was perhaps the most distinctive and brilliant comedian to arise from the 80s Alternative Comedy circuit. He regularly entertained the millions who heard his outrageous rants on The News Quiz, his legendary singing on I''m Sorry I Haven''t a Clue, or his hilarious monologues and sketches on the award-winning Jeremy Hardy Speaks to The Nation and Jeremy ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Jeremy Hardy Speaks Volumes - Jeremy Hardy

A fascinating and funny investigation into cyclists'' incessant pursuit of speed by one of the sport''s top professionals.For professional cyclists, going faster and winning are, of course, closely related. Yet surprisingly, for many, a desire to go faster is much more important than a desire to win. Someone who wants to go faster will work at the details and take small steps rather than focusing on winning. Winning just happens when you do everything right – it’s the doing everything right that’s hard. And that’s what fascinates and obsesses Michael Hutchinson.With his usual deadpan delivery and an awareness that it’s all mildly preposterous, Hutchinson looks at the things that make you faster – training, nutrition, the right psychology – and explains how they work, and how what we know about them changes all the time. He looks at the things that make you slower, and why, and how attempts to avoid them can result in serious athletes gradually painting themselves into the most peculiar life-style corners.Faster is a book about why cyclists do what they do, about what the riders, their coaches and the boffins get up to behind the scenes, and about why the whole idea of going faster ... Unknown localization key: "more"

Objev podobné jako Faster - Michael Hutchinson