my very first joke book kaye umansky

My Very First Joke Book is full of the very funniest and best jokes!An excellent introduction to jokes and joke-telling. Over 60 jokes and rhymes, each with their own hilarious illustration - perfect for playground comedians.There are ''Knock, knock!'' jokes, ''Doctor, doctor'' jokes, monster jokes, and plain daft jokes. There are silly rhymes, crazy crossbreeds and a whole library of joke titles. Each one is in a large easy-to-read typeface and has its own humorous illustration to make it even funnier!Kaye Umansky is best known as the creator of Pongwiffy (Puffin) - hugely popular with children because of the irreverent humour. Kaye''s trademark humour is evident in all her books and she is well qualified to write a joke book for very young children.

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This is non-fiction for very young children, who will find lots of things to look at and talk about in this highly visual book about space - what it is, where it is, and what's out there. Little ones can find out about planets, stars, asteroids, space travel and lots more - whilst learning lots of interesting new words.

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Dick and Dom are pan-generational household names who have been delighting television audiences for well over a decade. Dick and Dom’s Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book is a hilarious mishmash of Dick and Dom’s very own bonkers yet brilliant breed of humour. Feast your eyes on over five hundred brilliant gags, japes, jokes and puns; be amazed at Dick and Dom’s Titbits, a selection of fascinating yet fact-free facts; settle in to Dick and Dom’s Poetry Corner for some slightly naughty but very silly poems, and never be bored again with Dick and Dom’s brilliantly baffling Boredom Busters. Most importantly of all, laugh until you do a Vom Goblin.* (*A burp with a small surprise serving of sick. See their first book, Dick and Dom’s Slightly Naughty but Very Silly Words, for more details!) With hilarious illustrations on every page, you’re bound to find something to tickle your funny-bone! Who is old, wise and green all over? Bogey-Wan Kenobi

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Inspire a life of faith and creativity with this Christian colouring book for kids. Introduce little ones to the Easter story and the joy of faith with My Very First Bible Easter Colouring Book. Perfect for kids ages 3–5, this Bible story colouring book is filled with more than 30 simple, easy-to-colour illustrations of biblical characters and Easter scenes. Each page tells a part of the story and is designed to spark the imagination while encouraging conversations about Christian. This religious Easter colouring book features:More than 30 pages of simple, easy-to-colour illustrations - ideal for developing early motor skills. Durable pages for kids to use time and time again. A fun, engaging way for young children to learn about Easter and biblical figures. Whether it’s for a child just beginning their faith journey or a little artist who loves to colour, this colouring book encourages creativity, learning, and a love for the stories of the Bible. Suitable for children.

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Start cooking with your kids today—build confidence, spark creativity, and make lifelong memories in the kitchen with this bestselling first cookbook for children ages 4 to 8.My Very First Cookbook by Danielle Kartes is more than a recipe collection—it’s an invitation to connect, laugh, and learn through food. Bursting with over 45 fun, kid-tested recipes and joyful illustrations, this keepsake title is designed specifically for young chefs and their grown-ups to enjoy side by side. From waffles and snacks to simple dinners and delightful desserts, every page encourages confidence, teamwork, and a love of real food.Written in playful, accessible language and paired with whimsical art, the book includes conversation starters, silly jokes, and space to jot down favorite meals—transforming each recipe into a family memory. Whether it’s your child’s first time cracking an egg or their hundredth batch of “Waffle Pizza Sammies,” these moments become meaningful traditions.Praised by parents, educators, and librarians alike, this trusted tool inspires screen-free time, real connection, and delicious results. If you’re searching for a kids cookbook that helps children feel proud, independent, and joyfully involved in the kitchen, My Very First Cookbook belongs on your counter.Make messes. Make meals. Make memories—together.

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Introduce first colours with The Very Hungry Caterpillar in this playful lift-the-flap early learning series!Read along with The Very Hungry Caterpillar and discover bright and colourful animal friends!Each page of this chunky board book has been thoughtfully designed with a peep-through flap to encourage little ones to join in and guess the colour. Perfect for getting very little ones excited about learning their very first colours!Discover more early learning books with The Very Hungry Caterpillar:123: Learn and Play with The Very Hungry CaterpillarThe Very Hungry Caterpillar Eats Dinner: A shapes bookThe Very Hungry Caterpillar''s First 100 WordsThe Very Hungry Caterpillar''s First 100 AnimalsThe Very Hungry Caterpillar''s Touch-and-Feel Animals

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Introduce your child to your favourite Bible stories with this delightful Christian baby book. Enjoy 15 bite-sized Bible stories, from Noah''s Ark to the birth of Jesus, in this colourful collection for parents to share with children.Introduce little ones to Christianity and learn about the classic tales from the Bible in an easy-to-follow narrative that is ideal for 0-5 year olds. Sturdy pages and a padded cover are designed for small hands to touch and turn the pages.This collection of first Bible stories for children offers: - 15 of the most popular stories from the New and Old Testaments.- Bright illustrations and representations of prominent bible figures, making this the perfect baptism gift.- Strong and sturdy pages in a board book format, perfect for small hands to hold.Whether they are read aloud at preschool or as a goodnight story, My Very First Bible Stories is made for sharing with loved ones and makes for a wonderful bedtime read. With charming illustrations on every page, this collection of Bible stories is a gift that children can treasure forever!

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An informative picture book that introduces geography and more to young children. Learn about buzzing world under the ground, dusty deserts and running rives across the world. Packed with fascinating facts in a friendly and approachable way. Illustrations: Full colour throughout

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A story book about Jesus to complete with matching stickers

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A story book to complete with matching stickers

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Introduce numbers 1 to 5 with The Very Hungry Caterpillar in this playful lift-the-flap early learning series!Count along with The Very Hungry Caterpillar and discover two leaping frogs, three colourful fish and more bright and bold animal friends!Each page of this chunky board book has been thoughtfully designed with a peep-through flap to encourage little ones to join in and finish the number sequence. Perfect for getting very little ones excited about learning their very first numbers!Discover more early learning books with The Very Hungry Caterpillar:Colours: Learn and Play with The Very Hungry CaterpillarThe Very Hungry Caterpillar Eats Dinner: A shapes bookThe Very Hungry Caterpillar''s First 100 WordsThe Very Hungry Caterpillar''s First 100 AnimalsThe Very Hungry Caterpillar''s Touch-and-Feel Animals

Objev podobné jako My Very First 123 with The Very Hungry Caterpillar - Eric Carle

A carefully selected collection of prayers are presented in a bright and colourful picture book format that is perfect for young children. With beautiful illustrations and sweet, rhyming text, My Very First Prayers makes prayer easy and accessible for young children. This charming book encourages children to talk to God and share their lives with Him. The new paperback format also makes this a perfect gift for churches looking for prize giving or gift and award ideas.

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Introduce your child to 25 of your favourite Bible stories with this illustrated first Bible story book for children. This wonderful collection retells accounts from the Old Testament and parables from the New Testament for a younger audience in a clear and accessible way. From Creation to Noah's Ark, each story is shown visually through detailed and fun illustrations. The Nativity story and the Easter story are written simply and are perfect to read aloud or alone. Throughout the book, there are lots of opportunities to keep children involved with questions and activities, as well as scripture references for older children to follow up. A wonderful first biblical book for children and families to treasure, making it the perfect christening gift for children everywhere.

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The first-ever Britannica Encyclopedia for children under three, in a beautifully illustrated, large-format board book.

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The three billy goats Gruff have their eyes on the delicious-looking grass on the other side of the bridge. The only problem is that there is a big, scary troll who lives under the bridge and threatens to eat any wayward goats trying to cross it. Follow the goats as they bravely strike out for the greener grass!It''s never too early to introduce children to the magic and wonder of classic tales. Familiar characters are brought to life at each turn of the page with spellbinding artwork and lyrical writing. A visual glossary at the beginning introduces new vocabulary and promotes understanding. A lively activity at the end invites discussion and will make even the very youngest children want to return to these story books again and again. Fairy tales and classic stories are a vital introduction to the basics of storytelling like setting, characters and plot. They boost a child''s imagination and also teach valuable life lessons about good overcoming evil, the difference between right and wrong and the importance of rising to a challenge. Also available: Goldilocks and the Three Bears, Cinderella, Little Red Riding Hood, Jack and the Beanstalk, The Ugly Duckling, The Three Little Pigs, The ... Unknown localization key: "more"

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Poor Cinderella is made to sweep, cook and clean, and yet she always shows kindness to her mean stepsisters. This storybook boasts sparkles and spells, heroes and villains, and a triumphant happy ending.It''s never too early to introduce children to the magic and wonder of fairy tales. Classic characters are brought to life at each turn of the page with spellbinding artwork and lyrical writing. A visual glossary at the beginning introduces new vocabulary and promotes understanding. A lively activity at the end invites discussion and will make even the very youngest children want to return to these story books again and again. In this story, young readers can select their own fabulous outfits for the ball from the pages of a catalogue, just like Cinderella''s step-sisters did!Fairy tales are a vital introduction to the basics of storytelling like setting, characters and plot. They boost a child''s imagination and also teach valuable life lessons about good overcoming evil, the difference between right and wrong and the importance of rising to a challenge. Also available: Jack and the Beanstalk, Goldilocks and the Three Bears, Little Red Riding Hood.

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Jack is struggling, so Puss promises to make his fortune in return for a pair of special, shiny red boots. The wily cat pulls off some clever tricks and Jack ends up with a castle of his very own. This story is a perfect introduction to the classic tale, with its gentle, rhythmic text and bright, friendly illustrations.It''s never too early to introduce children to the magic and wonder of classic tales. Familiar characters are brought to life at each turn of the page with spellbinding artwork and lyrical writing. A visual glossary at the beginning introduces new vocabulary and promotes understanding. A lively activity at the end invites discussion and will make even the very youngest children want to return to these story books again and again. Fairy tales and classic stories are a vital introduction to the basics of storytelling like setting, characters and plot. They boost a child''s imagination and also teach valuable life lessons about good overcoming evil, the difference between right and wrong and the importance of rising to a challenge. Also available: Goldilocks and the Three Bears, Cinderella, Jack and the Beanstalk, The Three Little Pigs.

Objev podobné jako My Very First Story Time: Puss in Boots - Pat-a-Cake, Rachel Elliot

A delightfully musical sound book, specially designed for sharing together with babies. Press the buttons to hear the tunes and animal noises for each picture, including cows in the field, ducks in the pond, a tractor chugging along and clucking chickens.

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Irresistible board book with five buttons to make noises to accompany the pictures. Little hands will love pressing the buttons to hear the bus 'beep, beep!', the plane 'zoom!', the boat 'hoot, hoot!', the train 'choo, choo!' and the fire engine 'nee-naw!' Simple picture tabs allow children to find their favourite vehicles.

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A delightful collection of well-known Bible stories providing a simple introduction to the important messages of the Bible. Charming, rhyming text and beautiful illustrations make this the perfect book for young children and adults to read together. Content Benefits: This carefully selected collection of Bible stories are presented in a bright and colourful picture book format and will delight and inform young children. Introduces young children to some of the best loved Bible stories Engaging illustrations and rhyming text Ideal bed time reading Perfect for reading with young children Price point makes this ideal for Sunday Schools awards and prizes Perfect gift idea for any occasion Suitable for children aged 3 plus Binding - Paperback Pages - 24 Publisher - Authentic Media

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Baby's will discover different dinosaurs which stomp through the colourful pages of this book. Press the buttons to hear a noisy hungry diplodocus, squeaky dinosaur babies. a roaring T.rex as well as other dinosaurs.

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The very first picture book from the winner of The Great British Bake Off and national treasure, Nadiya Hussain, beautifully illustrated by Ella Bailey.A touching story about a little boy whose worry monster follows him everywhere he goes. It''s there when he gets dressed, when he wants to play with his toys, and even when his friends come over to visit. How can he escape his worries?Having suffered with panic disorder herself for as long as she can remember, Nadiya wrote this heartfelt story to help give children and parents the tools they need to talk about worries and anxiety, to ensure that no child suffers in silence.

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The Jokiest Joking Joke Book is back, and this time, it’s for children.

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Play with all the animals on the Farm in this jumbo coloring book featuring nearly 200 pages of large FARM ANIMAL images with bold, chunky outlines for hours of fun! Collect them all-more in the My First Big Book of Coloring series now!Children will love My First Big Book of Farm Animals, a follow-up book to the successful My First Big Book of Coloring and My First Book of Coloring 2, that's packed with page after page of farm animal fun! The appealing artwork, with its heavy, chunky black lines, are eye-catching and kid-friendly. This book is sure to engage little ones for hours!

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The Incredible Joke Book is part of the bestselling Football School series, which teaches you about the world through football, packed with superstar stories, fun facts and laugh-out-loud illustrations. Perfect for readers 7+ and recommended by the National Literacy Trust, BookTrust, the Premier League and parents and teachers.Get ready to laugh your football socks off with this side-splitting joke book.What''s a striker''s favourite magic routine? A hat trick!Why was the peacock sent off? It was a professional fowlWhat’s a chip-lover’s top footie show? Catch of the Day, with Gary VinegarPacked with great gags about silly stars, team titters and naughty nicknames, this is the perfect gift to give any football fan the giggles.“We love this book series!” Match of the Day Weekly “Intelligent, inspiring, funny” Head of Education, Premier League Collect the series! Football School Season 1­–4 Star Players Epic Heroes Football School Terrific Teams 20 Fantastic Football Stories The Amazing Quiz Book The Incredible Joke Book The Ultimate Puzzle Book The Greatest Ever Quiz Book – out in 2022!

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Knock, Knock! Who''s there? Groans and laughs aplenty in this jumbo joke book, packed to bursting with over 700 jokes for the whole family to enjoy. Including well-loved classics and brand-new comedy gold, this off-the-wall joke book will have readers rolling on the floor. In reading and telling the jokes, kids will pick up cultural references as well as improve their reading comprehension, verbal skills and social confidence! The doodle-style illustrations will also tickle readers'' funny bones.This family-friendly joke book is a way to enjoy screen-free time. Perfect for readers aged 6+.ABOUT THE SERIES: Arcturus Amazing Joke Books bring together collections of side-splittingly funny jokes, from witty wise cracks to knock knock jokes and shaggy dog stories, accompanied by hilarious cartoon illustrations.

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Preschoolers will love learning all about space in My First Space Book from Campbell Books, packed full of novelties, including glow in the dark stars!Perfect for hands on learning, little ones can pull the rocket launch tab, peek through the peep-hole telescope and lift the flaps . . . to learn about planets, stars, space exploration and much more.With easy to understand facts and colourful, friendly illustrations from Yujin Shin, STEAM learning has never been so much fun!Little children can have more fun learning with: My First Clock Book, My First Body Book and My First Journey Around Planet Earth.

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My First Recipe Book is a colourful cookbook written and designed with budding chefs at top of mind-intended for the many young people who love cooking, want to get their hands dirty, or even prepare their own party. These delicious dishes are recipes they''ll actually want to make, written with the simple step-by-step instructions that kids can follow on their own. In My First Recipe Book you''ll find chapters like... BREAKFASTS: There''s more to breakfast than cereal! Nutrition-packed breakfasts to help kids make it to lunch without a sugar crash, but the recipes seem like desserts!; SNACKS: Perfect for an after-school pick-me-up, kids learn how to make customisable granola bars using their favourite flavours with ideas to adjust for potential restrictions; LUNCH & DINNER: What should we eeeeeaaaaatttt? The biggest chapter in the book is packed with ton of lunch and dinner ideas-oodles of noodles, salads, rice bowls, tacos, and more; DRINKS: I''m thirsty!!! Homemade bubble tea? Watermelon slushies? Fruity frappes? Yes please! Hydrating can be exciting!; DESSERTS: Everyone''s favourite chapter! Single-serving kid-chef-friendly dessert recipes that come together in a snap. Filled with drool-worthy photos, punchy colours, and pop-off-the-page graphics, every part of this irresistibly-designed book is made with kids ... Unknown localization key: "more"

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A rhyming picture book in which a group of children prepare for a party. The bright, action-packed illustrations feature all kinds of delicious food.''While a group of children prepares for a party, Jim has just one job. He must pass the jam. As the pages fill with piles and piles of food, the jam is still missing. Gradually, it becomes apparent that Jim will not be able to pass the jam - some has been eaten, some has been spilled and quite a lot is covering the walls, floor and Jim... Pre-school children and infants will find much to amuse them.'' - JUNIOR BOOKSHELF''Marvellously memorable... very funny'' - SCHOOL LIBRARIAN''Great fun to read aloud'' - BABY MAGAZINE

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Would you look after a little lost dinosaur? Of course you would! You'd make him a cosy bed in your shed, andgive him lots of tickles and cuddles. But what if the dinosaur wasmissing his mum? Could you bear to let him go? Packed with warmthand humour, this fabulous picture book will tug your heartstringsand tickle your funny bones!

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Would you look after a little lost dinosaur? Of course you would! You'd make him a cosy bed in your shed, andgive him lots of tickles and cuddles. But what if the dinosaur wasmissing his mum? Could you bear to let him go? Packed with warmthand humour, this fabulous picture book will tug your heartstringsand tickle your funny bones!

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AVAILABLE NOW FOR CHRISTMAS GIFTING! Get into the festive spirit with this beautiful cook book for families to treasure, by the winner of The Great British Bake Off. "Easy to navigate recipes mean this book will provide not only hours of cosy baking time but an opportunity to create special memories with family and friends." WRD Magazine Learn how to make delicious gifts, perfect party food and showstopper cakes in this imaginative collection of deliciously festive recipes. Featuring easy to follow, beautifully illustrated step-by-step instructions, and a wealth of classic, comforting bakes, this first cook book is jam-packed with inspiring content and has everything budding bakers need to get ahead for the Christmas season. Filled with cosy Christmas recipes for little ones to make, bake and share, including: Christmas Jumper PizzasRed Velvet Santa HatsChocolate Christmas PuddingPart of the celebrated My First Cook Book series by David Atherton, which focuses on accessible, fun and creative recipes that encourage children to foster a lifelong love of food and cookery. Praise for My First Cook Book: "...a beautifully illustrated set of recipes that should be in every family kitchen." Daily Express

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Laugh yourself silly with Roald Dahl''s Marvellous Joke Book, filled with over 400 hilarious jokes, limericks and riddles, illustrated by Quentin Blake.Which famous writer goes best with a hot dog? Roll Dahl of course!Based on Roald Dahl''s most famous characters, you''ll be chortling away with Matilda, Charlie, George, The BFG, James and many more!This side-splitting book includes Dahl''s own ''knock-knock'' jokes, keeping all practising jokesters amused for hours!Give the gift of laughter with this joke book for kids (whether they''re 8 or 80!)

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This bumper treat combines the funniest material from Jokes for Funny Kids: 6 Year Olds, Jokes for Funny Kids: 7 Year Olds and Jokes for Funny Kids: 8 Year olds. Why did the music teacher carry a ladder around with him?To reach the high notes. Why did the cookie cry?Because his father was a wafer so long.I’m giving away a parachute…… No strings attached.My dad got me a dictionary for my birthday…… I still couldn’t find the words to thank him.Packed with gigglesome gags, witty one-liners and classic knock knocks to use on friends and family, this book is guaranteed to have readers and listeners in fits of laughter. Each joke is accompanied by a lively and humorous illustration, taking entertainment to the next level. Easy to read and full of endless fun, this is the perfect companion for young jokers.Also available in the 'Buster Laugh-a-lot' series:9781780556260 Jokes for Funny Kids: 6 Year Olds9781780556246 Jokes for Funny Kids: 7 Year Olds 9781780556253 Jokes for Funny Kids: 8 Year Olds9781780557083 The Christmas Joke Book for Funny Kids

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Get ready to laugh your quills off with this hilarious joke book from Sonic the Hedgehog and friends!Packed with over 200 hilarious jokes from Sonic, Tails, Amy, Knuckles, Dr. Eggman and other favourite characters, the official Sonic Joke Book will soon have you rolling around laughing.Why shouldn’t you tease Dr. Eggman?Because he can’t take a yolk.Why is Sonic so bad at sharing?Because he’s a hedgehog.What do you call zombie Amy?Amy Rose-from-the-dead.

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Preschoolers will love discovering fun facts about their body in My First Body Book from Campbell Books. With acetate windows that show through to your bones, heart, lungs and more, plus pull-tabs for different processes such as digestion and how your brain sends messages, this book is perfect for hands-on learning.Packed full with people of all shapes and sizes and with a focus on health and well-being, STEAM learning has never been so much fun!Vibrant illustrations by Yujin Shin bring the book to life, with plenty to spot and talk about in the pictures.Children can have more learning fun in My First Clock Book!

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Climb aboard the TARDIS for a journey through space, time, and comedy in the official Doctor Who joke book!-What do we want? -TIME TRAVEL! -When do we want it? -THAT''S IRRELEVANT! Packed with a dimensionally transcendent TARDIS-load amount of jokes, gags and riddles, this is the official Doctor Who joke book! Remember: it''s funnier on the inside!

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The hilarious joke book from the Punslinger, Tim Vine, the undisputed king of the one-liner.The irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Tim Vine, star of stage and screen, treats all of us here in his first joke book. Packed full of zingers and hilarious illustrations, if this doesn''t put a smile on your face, nothing will. What''s not to like:The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn''t know what to make of it. I''m against hunting. I''m actually a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one. Black holes. I don''t know what people see in them. So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, ''Nearest the bull goes first.'' He went ''Baah'' and I went ''Moo''. He said ''You''re closest.'' Velcro. What a rip-off. Black Beauty. He''s a dark horse. I''ve got a sponge front door. Hey, don''t knock it.

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Preschoolers will love learning to tell the time in My First Clock Book from Campbell Books. With a mounted clock face and real clicking clock hands, this book is perfect for hands-on learning. Little ones will have fun reading the relatable rhyming story about Tommy, who goes about his day from breakfast to bedtime. On every page, children can change the time on the mounted clock face to match the story. With extra time-telling practice at the end of the book, preschoolers will learn about the passing of time, discover new vocabulary and develop their numeracy skills! Vibrant illustrations by Yujin Shin bring the book to life, with plenty to spot and talk about in the pictures. Children can have more learning fun in My First Body Book!

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The A to Z Punny Joke Book is a side-splitting collection of over 300 pun-tastic one-liners. The jokes are ordered alphabetically, so you can chuckle your way from A to Z, or search for a joke about your favourite subject. From amusing actors to zany zoos, you can not help but love these jokes!

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The popular beginner instruction books for kids with fun exercises, theory and easy songs to play.My First Piano Book introduces young children to the piano and music-making through fun activities, rhymes, songs and pieces.The author’s tried-and-tested progression covers note learning, theory, aural and composing through a creative and holistic approach. Many pieces have simple teacher duet parts to encourage ensemble playing from the start, and the book is illustrated throughout in the charming Get Set! style. This carefully designed tutor will inspire, entertain and, most importantly, nurture a love of music that can last a lifetime.Suitable for children aged 5 years and over, this book facilitates a seamless transition from pre-stave reading onto stave reading, leading effortlessly into the highly acclaimed Get Set! Piano Tutor Book 1.Song list:Hey, hey, look at me!Engine, engineSpider, spiderUp and downSausage in a panSoft kittenAu clair de la luneMusic Town show timeCuckooFive fat sausagesMousey in the houseOld Mister WoodpeckerOn a logOld MacDonaldHot cross bunsHob shoe hobMerrily we roll alongHigh and lowUp like a rocket!Slowly, slowlyYum, yumTiny Bee and Bitsy FleaLittle Arabella MillerShooting starsThree little birdsTeddy bearCheese!Bell horsesJack FrostPease puddingMore pease puddingNaka naka hoiOnce there was a princessSecret alienCounting songE my name is EmilyClap your handsSuo ... Unknown localization key: "more"

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How many crime writers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Two. One to screw it most of the way in, and the other to give it an astonishing twist at the end. I slipped over in the library this morning. It was the non-friction section. Peter: What are you doing in that wardrobe? Lucy: Narnia businessJoke books have a long publishing history dating back to the ‘Philogelos’ from ancient Greece and ‘Facetiae’ of the 15th century. But while there are themed joke books on everything from cats to lawyers, there have surprisingly been few with a literary theme. The Book of Book Jokes includes a huge range of comic material concentrating exclusively on the themes of books, reading, libraries, bookshops, and the literary life. As well as one-liners, puns, knock-knock jokes, and shaggy dog stories, it will feature sections including gravestones, book titles, jokes in acknowledgements/ copyright/index pages, literary hoaxes, literary snark, and authors’ in-jokes in novels, as well as sections such as Charles Dickens’s humorous fake book decorations. It will also feature the favorite jokes of well-known writers, and a selection of literary cartoons.

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Created by an early speech expert, this interactive first words book filled with fun-to-read rhymes helps little ones learn to talk!Each page features:- Simple, exciting sounds that are easy for little ones to imitate, and can be used to build bigger words- Rhythm and rhyme to encourage repetition and help keep babies engaged, even before they can understand the text- Real photographs that model correct mouth positions and support social emotional learningWritten by a speech-language pathologist, My First Learn-to-Talk Book is designed to help babies and toddlers master the skills they need as they learn to talk. Reading the book aloud helps caregivers easily model important aspects of communication for little ones-not only through sounds and words, but also with gestures, facial expressions and more!

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What is the definition of a snail?A slug with a crash helmet.What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?‘Ouch!’This is Puffin''s biggest and best joke book ever created, possibly in the world! Packed with so many crazy jokes, including knock knocks, animal quackers and monster madness, you''ll have a joke on hand for every occasion! Suitable for amusing your mates or reading on your own.

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The A to Z Dad Joke Book is a knee-slapping, head-shaking collection of over 300 hilariously cheesy jokes. The jokes are ordered alphabetically, so you can eye-roll your way from A to Z, or search for a joke about your favourite subject.

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If you enjoyed A Minecraft Movie, you’ll love this book! Did you hear about the creeper''s birthday party? It really went off with a BANG!Why does Alex love redstone lamps?Because they light up her life.Where do tired miners sleep?On bedrock.The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed full of hilarious jokes that will have you laughing your blocks off! There''s something for every Minecrafter, whatever their age.Collect all of the official Minecraft books to become the best Minecrafter you can be:Minecraft Guide to Exploration: 9781405285971Minecraft Guide to Creative: 9781405285988Minecraft Guide to Redstone: 9781405286008Minecraft Guide to the Nether and the End: 9781405285995Minecraft Guide to Enchantments and Potions: 9781405288958Minecraft Guide to PVP Minigames: 9781405288965Minecraft Guide to Farming: 9781405290104Minecraft Blockopedia: 9781405273534Minecraft: Exploded Builds: Medieval Fortress: 9781405284172Minecraft The Survivors'' Book of Secrets: 9781405283335Minecraft Survival Tin: 9781405288200Minecraft Mobestiary: 9781405286022Minecraft: The Ultimate Construction Collection: 9781405291927Minecraft is a multi-platform block-based gaming sensation available on Xbox, PlayStation, PC and mobile devices. Whether you''re in Creative, Survival or Hardcore Mode, the official Mojang-approved Minecraft books contain all the advice you need to survive and thrive.

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My First Dinosaur Book is the perfect introduction to some of the most roarsome prehistoric creatures, from the scary T.Rex to the gentle Diplodocus.Find out which dinosaurs were the tallest, smallest, biggest or strongest. Which ones stomped over the Earth and which ones soared above it. Packed with fun facts and bright, bold illustrations, this picture book is easily accessible to young readers and perfect for young dino fans who are curious about all things dinosaur! Adapted from Daniel Frost's fun, colourful matching game Find My Behind Dino, children will love this vibrant introduction to some of the most well-loved dinosaurs. Perfect for ages 3+.

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Horribly Hilarious Joke Book is full of hundreds of horribly hilarioushistorical jokes and illustrations in one laugh-out-loud book. A must-have book for any Horrible Histories fan, you'll literallylaugh your head off at this comical collection of nasty bits.

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Get ready for over 200 jokes in this official Match Attax Joke Book!Featuring jokes from every position of the pitch, this book is packed with laughs from the greatest players and mega managers across the most exciting European leagues!This hilarious collection of football jokes, puns and gags will inspire the stars of tomorrow to impress their friends and crack up their coaches for hours on end.

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A new title in the ‘Buster Laugh-a-lot’ series and an ideal stocking filler, this hilarious collection has hundreds of jolly jokes for funny kids to share at Christmas.Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?Santa Jaws.What do you call an elf who has just won the lottery?Welfy.How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?He looks at his calen-deer.Stuffed full of festive fun, this book has over 300 Christmas jokes, including cracking one-liners, silly puns, tongue twisters, knock knocks and much more. Designed to be easy to read with wonderfully silly illustrations for extra laughs, this hilarious collection will keep jokers entertained for hours over Christmas. Also available in the 'Buster Laugh-a-lot' series:9781780556260 Jokes for Funny Kids: 6 Year Olds9781780556246 Jokes for Funny Kids: 7 Year Olds 9781780556253 Jokes for Funny Kids: 8 Year Olds9781780557168 The Jumbo Joke Book for Funny Kids

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