my embarrassing dad

My Dad - the King of Cringe!What s a boy to do when his mum disappears, his dad moves him and his sister to the middle of nowhere, and his life takes a very swift downward turn . . . secretly launch his dad on the internet as the Next Big Thing, of course! Hi guys!I bet every one of you knows what it s like to have an embarrassing parent - right? I bet they ve done something so cringey that you wanted the ground to open up and swallow you whole. But let me tell you, my friend, NOBODY has a dad like mine. He takes embarrassing to a whole new level. If embarrassing was an Olympic sport, my dad would have, like, a gazillion gold medals. This hilarious story will have instant appeal to a YouTube-watching generation and is told through a series of vlogs. Combining Ben Davis s brilliantly-funny voice and Mike Lowery s amazingly-amazing illustrations is sure to make this a hit with readers everywhere. After all, everyone knows what it s like to have an embarrassing parent, don t they?

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A collection of side-splitting jokes collected from dads around the world, all of whom think they are hilarious Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn t peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that it s in the way that you tell them, dads have always been renowned for being truly godawful joke tellers. Whether it s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline, or it just simply being a terrible joke to begin with, dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to be funny. This collection is full to the brim with jokes that only dad would dare tell—jokes that will make you groan, sigh, and then probably groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so terrible they blossom into actual ribticklers—but don t tell your dad that, it will only encourage him.

Objev podobné jako The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes - Ian Allen

The perfect gift for Father s DayHe s all right, my dad. He s as strong as a gorilla and as happy as a hippopotamus. He s a great dancer, a brilliant singer,he s fantastic at football and he makes me laugh. A lot. But that s not all that s great about my dad . . .A warm and hilarious tribute to Dad (and to dads everywhere) by the ever-brilliant and inventive Anthony Browne.⠜Bought this for a first Father s Day present for my husband from my 4-month-old son. He loves it and reads it with daddy most nights. Daddy loves the big hug he gets from my son at the end.⠝ - a 5-star reviewer.

Objev podobné jako My Dad - Anthony Browne

An interactive and loving celebration of time with Dad from the New York Times bestselling creators of In My Heart. Perfect for sharing on Father #39;s Day or any day. With charming text, bright full-color illustrations, and irresistible die-cut shapes that allow readers to peek through to the next page, this joyful interactive picture book celebrates the bond and love between father and child. A little girl loves spending time with her dad. They ride bikes and swim in the pool! They can imagine exciting adventures, or just lounge around on a hot day. Being with her dad makes her feel safe and comforted, strong and powerful. She can confront the neighbor’s dog and get thrown up in the air! And when she gets too scared or too angry, nothing calms her down better than a big hug from dad. The Growing Hearts series celebrates the milestones of a toddler’s emotional development, from conquering fears and expressing feelings to welcoming a new sibling. Read them all!Hello in There!: A Big Sister’s Book of WaitingIn My Heart: A Book of FeelingsBrave As Can Be: A Book of CourageAll My Treasures: A Book of JoyIn My Room: A Book of Creativity and ImaginationWith My Daddy: A Book of Love and FamilyMy Little Gifts: A Book of SharingMy Tree and Me: A Book of Seasons

Objev podobné jako With My Daddy - Jo Witek

This is My Dad celebrates families of all shapes and sizes in a heartfelt, beautifully illustrated story that parents and carers will love sharing with their children. Most of the time, Leo loves Show and Tell at school. But when his teacher announces that next up is Tell Us About Your Dad Day, his tummy ties into knots and he tries to disappear into the corner of the classroom. His classmates can⠙t wait but all Leo can think is ⠦ ⠘how can I celebrate someone I⠙ve never met?⠙Leo is an only child living with his mother, and has never known a father figure. His mother is his hero: as a children⠙s author, she spends most of her time battling monsters and creating awesome new worlds! When Tell Us About Your Dad Day comes around, Leo worries that he won⠙t have anything to present to his class. After fruitlessly searching high and low for clues about his father, he realises that he already knows someone cool, courageous and clever ⠓ someone who⠙s not his dad, but is his everything.This is My Dad is a timely, important and heart-warming look at modern family dynamics. It highlights that families come in all shapes and sizes, and they are all worthy of celebration. With one in four children in the UK living with a single parent, and 90% of those parents being a woman, Leo⠙s family situation will resonate with millions of children, and will provide a valuable insight for millions more.

Objev podobné jako This is My Dad - Dimity Powell

My Dad is a beautifully illustrated, stereotype-busting celebration of all the everyday things one child #39;s dad does to make him so wonderfully, daddish-ly awesome!He may not be a superhero, or an astronaut, or a secret agent… but my dad is still the best dad in the world! From baking cookies and gardening to playing make-believe and watching the sunset, a child reveals all the simple yet wonderful things he loves to do with his dad. With lyrical rhyming text and gentle illustrations, this is a joyous celebration of fatherhood which creates a special reading experience between a child and their father. Inspire a child to explore what makes the relationships in their own life special with this touching book.

Objev podobné jako My Dad - Susan Quinn

A heartwarming book featuring children⠙s own words and animal illustrations, this is the perfect book to say, ⠜I love you, Daddy!⠝⠘I love my daddy because⠦⠘Everyone⠙s daddy is the best. And who better to tell the world than children themselves?This beautiful book combines endearing things said by children about their fathers with gentle illustrations of familiar animals. The text is amusing and insightful, with reasons why daddies are loved by their children ranging from ⠘because he is big and strong⠙ to ⠘because he is my best friend⠙.With flocked pictures and charming words from children all about daddies, this is the perfect book to share with Dad.

Objev podobné jako Why I Love My Daddy

The fully annotated, fully filthy, fully hilarious book from the Number 1 podcast sensation My Dad Wrote a PornoBelinda blinked, it wasn t a dream, the job interviewer had just asked her to remove her jacket and silk blouse...So begins Belinda Blinked, Rocky Flintstone s now-legendary porno (sorry, erotic novel), and so began My Dad Wrote a Porno, the outrageously funny podcast begun by Rocky s son and two friends and now adored by legions of fans, having been downloaded over ten million times.Now the steamy book that became a podcast sensation is a book again: the ultimate annotated edition of Belinda Blinked, with all the original text, all the podcast team s baffled, delighted and disgusted commentary, and huge amounts of new material, including - character profiles- analysis of the themes and motifs of the novel- a detailed look at the ins and outs of the pots and pans industry- a quiz- illustrations: how exactly do you grab someone s cervix?- Rocky s own response to his new-found fame. All that, plus of course the pleasure of holding the real text of Belinda Blinked in your hands; relive the initial interview, the tombola, the fundraising party for the Asses and Donkeys Trust, and so much more. My Dad Wrote a Porno: the book is the funniest, naughtiest, strangest book of a podcast of a book you ll ever read.This book contains adult content and is not suitable for those under the age of 18

Objev podobné jako My Dad Wrote a Porno - Alice Levine, Rocky Flintstone, Jamie Morton, James Cooper

The perfect gift for Father s Day He s all right, my dad. He s as strong as a gorilla and as happy as a hippopotamus. He s a great dancer, a brilliant singer,he s fantastic at football and he makes me laugh. A lot. But that s not all that s great about my dad . . . A warm, hilarious, witty and very personal tribute to Dad (and to dads everywhere) by the ever-brilliant and inventive Anthony Browne.

Objev podobné jako My Dad - Anthony Browne

I love my daddy, yes I do. He s very kind - and funny too. Playing, cooking, singing, snuggling . . . Spend special time with Dad in this joyful, rhyming picture book, brimming with love, silliness and even pages to personalise!With a gentle, rhyming story and bold, bright illustrations, this is the perfect celebration of the special relationship between father and child - perfect for sharing on Father s Day and all year round! From the bestselling author of Giraffes Can t Dance, Giles Andreae. With a super shiny finish and extra special pages at the back for every child to personalise for their own daddy! Simple but touching - Daily MailA Sunday Times Top-Ten Bestseller!

Objev podobné jako I Love My Daddy - Giles Andreae

A playful, warm and funny story following a boy with a wild imagination and his lively family, from brand new creative duo: Swapna Haddow and Dapo Adeola.Shhh. Beware. My dad is a grizzly bear. In this family, it #39;s just possible that Dad is a grizzly bear . . . He has fuzzy fur, enormous paws and loves the outdoors. He sleeps a lot even in the cinema and when he #39;s awake, he #39;s always hungry, usually eating up all the honey. What else could Dad be? But sometimes, when it #39;s scary at night, a lovely big bear hug is just what is needed.A hilarious debut picture book written by Swapna Haddow author of the Dave Pigeon series and illustrated by the brilliantly talented Dapo Adeola author of Look Up!

Objev podobné jako My Dad Is A Grizzly Bear - Haddow Swapna

A warm, rhyming celebration of Afro hair and father-daughter relationships, from hair care coach and author Tọlá Okogwu and rising star illustrator, Chanté Timothy.It’s Sunday evening and dinner is over.Beth is excited and heads to the sofa.Daddy is there with a smile and a chair.“Daddy,” she asks, “will you please do my hair?” It’s the evening before School Picture Day and Beth would like a brand new hairdo! Join Daddy and Beth on a wonderful hair adventure in this heart-warming depiction of the quality time spent between parent and child. This joyful rhyming text is paired with bold and beautiful illustrations from Chanté Timothy (Hey You! by Dapo Adeola).Also includes haircare tips for Afro hair from the author!

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A Caldecott Honor Book and Coretta Scott King Illustrator Award Book A young girl and her father share an early morning horseback ride around their city in My Daddy Is a Cowboy, an award-winning picture book celebration of “just-us time, with 6 starred reviews, including praise such as gorgeous, must-have, exuberant, immersive, and magical. In the early hours before dawn, a young girl and her father greet their horses and ride together through the waking city streets. As they trot along, Daddy tells cowboy stories filled with fun and community, friendship, discovery, and pride. Seeing her city from a new vantage point and feeling seen in a new way, the child discovers that she too is a cowboy—strong and confident in who she is. Thoughtfully and lyrically written by debut author Stephanie Seales, with vibrant illustrations from award-winning artist C. G. Esperanza, this beautiful picture book is a celebration of Black joy, outdoor play, and quality time spent between child and parent.Tall. High as the clouds.Strong as a horse’s back.Like a cowboy.

Objev podobné jako My Daddy Is a Cowboy - Stephanie Seales

Peppa and George love doing everything with their daddy. Painting pictures, visiting the playground, having picnics and playing sports together. Peppa s daddy can do ANYTHING. Daddy Pig is king of Peppa s world!The perfect present for Daddy Pigs and little readers everywhere!

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Lottie Brooks is 11 ¾ and her life is ALREADY officially over.Not only is she about to start secondary school without any friends or glamorous swooshy hair, but she s just discovered she s too flat-chested to even wear A BRA!She might as well give up now and go into hibernation with her hamsters, Sir Barnaby Squeakington and Fuzzball the Third.Lottie navigates the perils of growing up in this fantastically funny new illustrated series for pre-teens filled with friendship, embarrassing moments and, of course, KitKat Chunkys.The first book in the hilarious new series for children by the bestselling creator of Hurrah For Gin. Perfect for readers aged 9-12 and for fans of Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging, Dork Diaries and Wimpy Kid.Readers LOVE Lottie Brooks:My daughter couldn t put it down and read it in 2 days. Read at breakfast, walking downstairs, tea time, in the bath. My 9-year-old daughter devoured it in two nights, and all I could hear from her was giggling and the occasional Mum! Listen to this! This is SO me! .My 12 year old reluctant reader took this book, read 100 pages in one night and proclaimed it the best book ever Katie has managed to capture the essence of what this group think and feel in a positive, life-affirming fashion Have you read all of Lottie s embarrassing diaries?Book 1: The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie BrooksBook 2: The Catastrophic Friendship Fails of Lottie BrooksBook 3: The Mega-Complicated Crushes of Lottie BrooksBook 4: Lottie Brooks s Totally Disastrous School-TripBook 5: The Completely Chaotic Christmas of Lottie BrooksBook 6: The Majorly Awkward BFF Dramas of Lottie BrooksAvailable to pre-order now: Lottie Brooks s Totally Essential Guide to Life

Objev podobné jako The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie Brooks - Katie Kirbyová

Celebrating 85 years of Sparking Imaginations A beautiful clothbound edition of the much-loved modern classic The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie Brooks. Bound in real cloth with two coloured foils and sprayed coloured edges, this deluxe edition is a perfect gift or collector⠙s item. Part of an eight book set published to mark the 85th anniversary of Puffin Books. With a brand-new foreword from Nadia Shireen.Lottie Brooks is 11 ¾ and her life is already officially over - not only is she about to start high school without any friends or glamorous swooshy hair, she s just discovered she s too flat-chested to wear A BRA! She might as well give up now and go into hibernation with her hamsters Sir Barnaby Squeakington and Fuzzball the Third.Lottie navigates the many perils of growing up in this fantastically funny illustrated series for a 9-12 audience, filled with friendship, embarrassing moments and plenty of lols.Collect all eight titles in the Puffin Clothbound 85th Anniversary CollectionTHE STORY OF TRACY BEAKER by Jacqueline Wilson with a foreword by Beth LincolnDIARY OF A WIMPY KID by Jeff Kinney with a foreword by Dapo AdeolaCHARLOTTE⠙S WEB by E.B. White with a foreword by Jordan LeesMATILDA by Roald Dahl with a foreword by Robin StevensTHE EXTREMELY EMBARRASSING LIFE OF LOTTIE BROOKS by Katie Kirby with a foreword by Nadia ShireenPERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS: THE LIGHTNING THIEF by Rick Riordan with a foreword by Nazneen Ahmed PathakPIG-HEART BOY by Malorie Blackman with a foreword by Adam KayWONDER by R.J. Palacio with a foreword by Tom Fletcher

Objev podobné jako The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie Brooks - Katie Kirby

Peppa and George love their Daddy Pig with all their hearts! What do you think makes Daddy Pig so special to Peppa and George? Find out why they love him so much in this delightful board book. Everybody loves their Daddy Pig!

Objev podobné jako Peppa Pig: My Daddy - Peppa Pig

Join a father and daughter as they find their wings together and take to the skies in this funny, tender tale from the master of contemporary storytelling.A warm and wonderfully wacky tale told with heart and hope by the Carnegie award winning author David Almond. Lizzie and Dad live in a rainy town in the north of England. It s just the two of them, and Auntie Doreen, who pops round to check Lizzie s spellings and tell Dad he s daft â “ and make them nice hot dumplings. But today there s something unusual going on: why is Dad building himself a pair of wings and studying the birds to see how they fly? The Great Human Bird Competition of course!

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A hilarious rhyming romp exploring one child’s fantasy about her dad having the coolest job ever – the perfect gift for dads this Father #39;s Day! Have you ever wondered what would happen if your dad quit his boring office job to become . . . the Tooth Fairy? Wouldn’t it be cool if, instead of wearing a plain old shirt and trousers to tap on a computer all day, he zoomed across the sky on his sparkly wings wearing a tutu and tights?Mark Sperring (author of FATHER CHRISTMAS ON THE NAUGHTY STEP and THE NAUGHTY NAUGHTY BADDIES) has created a riotously funny and fabulous text that is a joy to read aloud, paired perfectly with Matt Hunt #39;s brilliant artwork (illustrator of CHOOSE LLAMAS by Charlie Green and DADDY FARTYPANTS by Emer Stamp).Perfect for fans of Julia Donaldson.

Objev podobné jako If My Dad Were The Tooth Fairy - Mark Sperring

This new book by motoring journalist Alan Anderson follows on from Going Classic, to explore the world of historic motorsport and race and rally cars from the 1950s to the 1990s. This vibrant new book looks back at those days, and presents fifty of the most successful classic race and rally cars from across this period, considering why these motoring legends still make front runners in historic motorsport, one of the fastest-growing, most enjoyable and affordable classes of motor racing. My Dad Raced One of Those is a nostalgic look back at classic cars in motorsport across the different disciplines of Race, Rally, Autotests, Hillclimbs, Trails and Rallycross, and should satisfy and intrigue both the classic car enthusiast and (especially historic) lovers of motorsport.

Objev podobné jako My Dad Raced One of Those - Alan Anderson

Winner of the 2023 Woven Voices PrizeWho do you blame? The woman, the gun, or politics?Berker travels from Britain to Turkey to meet his estranged father, but itâ ™s too late: his sister Elif informs him that their Baba has already died. A family reunion becomes an exhilarating whodunnit investigation as Berker discovers the truth about his roots, grieves for a man he will never truly know, and accidentally unravels a conspiracy that goes to the heart of global politics.Featuring British spies, Turkish soldiers, and Londonâ ™s kebab shops, Aaron Kilerciogluâ ™s The EU Killed My Dad is the winner of the Woven Voices Prize 2023 and an inventive, fast-paced exploration of identity, belonging, and history spanning five decades. Aaron s previous award-winning work includes the sell-out hit For a Palestinian, which has been seen at Bristol Old Vic, the Camden Peopleâ ™s Theatre, and Underbelly.This edition was published to coincide with the world premiere at London s Jermyn Street Theatre in January 2024.

Objev podobné jako The EU Killed My Dad - Aaron Kilercioglu

This very special Mr Men book is the perfect gift for Father s Day.The Mr Men will help you show your daddy just how much he means to you. From terrific tickles and funny faces which brighten your day, to strong arms when you re feeling tired, daddies are funny, silly, strong and cool â “ lots of the Mr Men rolled into one! Children can also add their own words to the story to make it a really personal gift.The perfect book for your daddy s birthday, a new father, Father s Day, or for giving and sharing any time you want to say I love you, too. Now with a shiny foil cover!The Mr Men and Little Miss have been delighting children for generations with their charming and funny antics. Bold illustrations and funny stories make Mr Men and Little Miss the perfect story time experience for children aged 2 years and up.

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Project X Origins is a ground-breaking guided reading programme for the whole school. Action-packed stories, fascinating non-fiction and comprehensive guided reading support meet the needs of children at every stage of their reading development. In Is Dad in Here? puppy dog Pup searches for his Dad all over the farmyard.Each book contains inside cover notes that highlight challenge words, prompt questions and a range of follow-up activities to support children in their reading.

Objev podobné jako Project X Origins: Pink Book Band, Oxford Level 1+: My Family: Is Dad in Here? - Alex Lane

A reassuring and simple story about separation for the very youngest children.Mum and Dad don t live together any more, so sometimes this little girl lives with her mum and her cat, and sometimes she lives with her dad. She has two bedrooms and two sets of toys, but she takes her favourite toys with her wherever she goes. This simple, warm, lift-the-flap book with bold and colourful illustrations is a reassuring representation of separation for the youngest children. Melanie Walsh is sympathetically alive to the changes in routine that are familiar to many children who live with separate parents and are loved by both.

Objev podobné jako Living with Mum and Living with Dad: My Two Homes - Melanie Walsh

â ˜Itâ ™s that alligator . . . Dad should never have brought it into the house. Crunchbag has escaped and heâ ™s eaten Granny!â ™Some dads bring home rabbits. Or dogs. Or parrots. Not Nicholasâ ™s dad. The latest member of their family is Crunchbag â “ the ALLIGATOR! Soon heâ ™s running riot in the bathroom and on the roof and even in the park! But he wouldnâ ™t eat poor defenceless Granny . . . would he?

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April of 2022 marks a 25-year milestone for the personal finance classic Rich Dad Poor Dad that still ranks as the #1 Personal Finance book of all time. And although 25 years have passed since Rich Dad Poor Dad was first published, readers will find that very little in the book itself has changed — and for good reason. While so much in our world is changing a high speed, the lessons about money and the principles of Rich Dad Poor Dad haven’t changed. Today, as money continues to play a key role in our daily lives, the messages in Robert Kiyosaki’s international bestseller are more timely and more important than ever.Milestones While there is a milestone to commemorate — and a new section in the book on Why Milestones Are Important — preserving the integrity of the original content is testimony to the fact that this book has truly stood the test of time. The sidebars throughout the book (that were updated for the 20-year anniversary edition) have been updated again, but the core principles that parents and grandparents — those who embraced Robert’s story and messages 25 years ago — are sharing them with new generations who have found that its timeless wisdom and no-nonsense lessons can be applied to anyone’s life and their vision for a future that includes taking control of their finances.People of all cultures and countries celebrate milestones. We use them to measure time, mark progress, reflect on the lessons we’ve learned, and celebrate accomplishments… and they give meaning to our life’s journey. They are a way that we integrate past, present, and future… looking back at where we started, where we are today… and the promise of all that the future can hold.In the quarter century that has passed since Rich Dad Poor Dad was first published — 25 years since April 8, 1997 — so many things in our world have changed. But the one thing that has not changed is the pressing need for and the power of financial education. Money is still a mainstay of our lives, like it or not, and technology has brought both speed and innovations to the world of money. In an ever-changing world, we can all still get smarter when it comes to money… and learn as much as we can to secure our future.Still the One… #1 Today Rich Dad Poor Dad consistently ranks among bestsellers around the world in the categories of Personal Finance, Parenting, and Investing, has been translated into 38 languages, and has sold more than 40 million copies worldwide.Rich Dad Poor Dad is Robert s story of growing up with two dads — his real father and the father of his best friend, his rich dad — and the ways in which both men shaped his thoughts about money and investing. The book explodes the myth that you need to earn a high income to be rich and explains the difference between working for money and having your money work for you.In many ways, the messages of Rich Dad Poor Dad, messages that were challenged and criticized 25 ago, are more meaningful, relevant, and important today than ever.Rich Dad Poor Dad...• Explodes the myth that you need to earn a high income to become rich• Challenges the belief that your house is an asset• Shows parents why they can t rely on the school system to teach their kids about money• Defines once and for all an asset and a liability• Teaches you what to teach your kids about money for their future financial success

Objev podobné jako Rich Dad Poor Dad - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Sebastian the tortoise knows which daddy is the best of all (his own!) in this heartwarming picture book about all the amazing things a dad can do. Little tortoise Sebastian is having the perfect day with his dad when he wonders, what are some things a dad can do? His dad playfully asks him to guess which daddy chirps to his chicks (Daddy Bird), which daddy teaches his kits how to hop and run (Daddy Rabbit), and which daddy shows his pups how to sleep upside down (Daddy Bat)! But Sebastian knows which daddy is the best . . . his own! The perfect picture book to cuddle up with, this loving ode to fathers has a soothing call and response that encourages children to guess along with Sebastian which daddy animal is being described.

Objev podobné jako The Best Daddy of All - Peter Horn, Jessica Meserve

Damian s dad has turned Queen s evidence and the family have movedto a cramped flat in a run-down council estate. So when Damian- sorry, FINN - meets costumed superhero Star Kid, who is on a missionto help free the estate from a local gangster s rule, Damianis forced to ask himself: who is he really, and what does it reallymean to be a hero?

Objev podobné jako My Dad Is Definitely Not a Crime Lord - Ben Davis

Did your dad used to be cool? Wondering what happened to his rock band playing, skateboarding days? This funny and relatable story shows children how their parents are still cool after all, even if it s not in quite the same way!

Objev podobné jako My Dad Used to Be So Cool - Keith Negley

When Eddie s dad lets out a catastrophic fart that shakes the earth to its core and blasts off into space, it s time for an out-of-this-world father-son mission to catch it!

Objev podobné jako My Dad and the Toot that Shook the Galaxy - Matt Coyne

The Little Princess is jealous â “ all her friends dads can do amazing things. The Cook bakes delicious cakes: the King burns buns. The Gardener takes his daughter on adventure-walks through the forest: the King gets lost on his way to bed. When the Maid volunteers to do these things with the Little Princess, it looks like her problems are over. But what if she has more in common with her dad than she realises?

Objev podobné jako I Want My Dad! - Tony Ross

English Polish bilingual children #39;s book. Perfect for kids learning English or Polish as their second language. Fun children #39;s story with educational message. Jimmy the little bunny doesn’t start off knowing how to ride a two-wheeler bike like his big brothers. In fact, sometimes he gets teased for it. When Dad shows Jimmy how not to be afraid to try something new, that’s when the fun begins.

Objev podobné jako I Love My Dad (English Polish Bilingual Book) - Kidkiddos Books, Shelley Admont

Your dad is hilarious. At least he thinks he is. Give him what he needs to navigate every party, cookout, or awkward office gathering—a giant collection of dad jokes. The jokes in Dad Jokes are not clever. They’re not even terribly funny. But there’s a universal appeal to these corny classics that will make you smile. Plus, they’re good, clean fun.Dad Jokes celebrates the kind of low-stakes humor that only a dad can master. Your dad will keep party guests and his co-workers in stitches, or at least keep them smirking, as he slings another dad-joke favorite. It’s the perfect compendium to keep on hand for whenever he needs to break the ice or change the subject at a social gathering. With 500 jokes that dad can tell to embarrass you and make you chuckle, the collection includes:PunsOne-linersWord play Fun imagery that reinforces the goofy dad sense of humorYou’ll cringe. You’ll groan. You’ll chuckle. You may even genuinely laugh. Your dad’s got the delivery skills to pull off these jokes in his own personal style.Look no further for the perfect Father’s Day present. Give him this gift of a never-ending source of jokes that he can turn to again and again at just the right (or wrong) moment. Dad Jokes isn’t just for dads! It’s for anyone who appreciates a good bad joke.

Objev podobné jako Dad Jokes - Editors of Chartwell Books

Today Rich Dad Poor Dad consistently ranks among bestsellers around the world in the categories of Personal Finance, Parenting, and Investing, has been translated into 38 languages, and has sold more than 40 million copies worldwide.Rich Dad Poor Dad is Robert s story of growing up with two dads - his real father and the father of his best friend, his rich dad - and the ways in which both men shaped his thoughts about money and investing. The book explodes the myth that you need to earn a high income to be rich and explainsthe difference between working for money and having your money work for you.In many ways, the messages of Rich Dad Poor Dad, messages that were challenged and criticized 25 ago, are more meaningful, relevant, and important today than ever.

Objev podobné jako Rich Dad Poor Dad - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Why was the math book unhappy? Because it had too many problems!More than 750 knee-slapping dad jokes the whole family can enjoy together!You don t have to be a dad to love and tell dad jokes. They re for everybody (except skeletons who don t have the guts to tell dad jokes). So, gather round, crack open this book, and start chuckling! The Big Book of Silly Dad Jokes boasts hundreds and hundreds of hilarious, pun-tastic, and supremely silly jokes and riddles that kids and adults of all ages can read and share for hours of fun. Bring it to the dinner table, take it on a road trip, or give it as a gift, and make sure the whole room is laughing. Kids will even find tips and tricks for how to write their own dad jokes!Fun for everyoneâ ”These wholesome, simple jokes are good, clean fun for kids, teens, parents, grandpa, grandma, and anyone who loves to laugh.Jokes for daysâ ”The fun and laughter goes on and on with the massive number of jokes in this joke book! Tell a few, pass it on, or read ahead so you can have your next dad joke at the ready.Amazingly giftableâ ”This fun and silly book makes the perfect present for Father s Day, birthdays, Christmas stocking stuffers, and more!Get set to tickle your funny bone with The Big Book of Silly Dad Jokes!

Objev podobné jako The Big Book of Silly Dad Jokes - Chris Cate

Many of our global economic problems started in 1971...when President Richard Nixon took the U.S. off the gold standard. Throughout history, when a government went off the gold standard, an age of turbulence began.In 1997, Robert s book Rich Dad Poor Dad stunned readers stating, Your house is not an asset. As howls of protest went up around the world, the book went on to become an international bestseller and the #1 personal finance book of all time.Rich Dad Poor Dad is not a book on real estate. It is a book about the importance of financial education. Rich Dad Poor Dad was written to prepare you and your loved ones for the financial turbulence Robert s rich dad saw coming.In 2007, as homes declined in value or were lost to foreclosure, millions of homeowners painfully discovered the wisdom of words of Robert s rich dad. Today we are all aware that a home can be a liability. Today we know a home can go up or down in value. Today, we all know a person can lose money investing in the stock market. Today we all know our money can go down in value and that even savers can be losers.This is why financial intelligence is more important today than ever before. In a world of financial turbulence, your best asset is financial IQ.

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Knock, knock. Who s there? A collection of dad jokes. A collection of dad jokes who? The ultimate collection of dad jokes for funny fathers and their long-suffering families.Do you want to be the wittiest man in the room with little to no effort? With Dad Joke Loading at your disposal, you ll be armed with an array of fool-proof (and foolish) dad jokes, all in the time it takes to turn the page. Whether you re a novice in need of some simple gags to get you started out, or a seasoned comedian looking for new material to impress friends and relatives with, this little book will prompt laughter, merriment... and a profusion of eye-rolling.Within these hilarious pages, you will find:- Classic and timeless dad jokes for any occasion- Plenty of puns to showcase your razor-sharp wit- Cheery one-liners for a quick and easy laugh- Enough cheesiness to last a lifetimeSo, put on your clowning shoes, straighten your bow-tie and watch your loved ones smile, laugh and cringe as you deploy the dad jokes within. They re so bad, they re (almost) good!

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THE SECOND COLLECTION FROM THE INSTAGRAM SENSATION @DADSAYSJOKESAll New Dad Jokes is the second book from the most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @DadSaysJokes. Now with a following of over 8 million across Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, All New Dad Jokes provides brand new gags guaranteed to leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure.@DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with more than 8 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking influencer, started his career at the tender age of 14 when he created his original platform, Football.Newz. He has since added 15 platforms including @pubity, the global feel-good news page that has almost 40 million followers. This is his second book. Q: Where do naughty rainbows go?A: Prism.

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Prostěradlo do postýlky 60 × 120 cm, materiál jersey, napínací, barva oranžová Kvalitní odpočinek přispívá k dobré náladě miminka i batolete. Zpříjemněte mu odpolední siestu i noční spánek s prostěradlem do postýlky v meruňkové barvě od českého výrobce Dadka. Prostěradlo Dadka je vyrobeno z jersey s vysokou plošnou hmotností 190 g/m2. Je napínací a opatřené gumou v tunýlku, takže se vám bude snadno nandávat i sundávat. Dá se prát v pračce na 40 °C a sušit v sušičce. Hodí se také pro astmatiky a alergiky. Jersey prostěradlo Dadka padne do postýlek o rozměrech 120 × 60 cm. Klíčové vlastnosti meruňkového jersey prostěradla do postýlky Dadka, 120 × 60 × 10 cmKvalitní jersey prostěradlo od českého výrobce DadkaPro klidný a pohodlný spánekNapínací, opatřené gumou v tunýlkuVhodné pro astmatiky a alergikyMožnost praní v pračce a sušení v sušičceProstěradlo Dadka se hodí do postýlek o rozměrech 120 × 60 cmMeruňková barvaProstěradlo Dadka je vhodné i...

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